thats what clubpolo's like before i moderate it.... lol!

That guy can't be serious? Surely writing the advert in a real language that someone can actually understand would make alot more sense!

EYE TOTA LEE UNDA STAND I'm IN IT - IT AINT AY MAYDE OP LANG GRAGE US CHAVEE MOOSHES LUV 2 SPELLE THINGSS HOW DEY IS said INNIT BLUD

SAYFE

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERED IN LIKE A BABIES BOT BOT

Erm wtf?

Disgusting lol. £7k? Suprised if it gets £7...

Edited 9 September, 200818 yr by Uncle Terry

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERED IN shit LIKE A BABIES BOT BOT

Is what i read. Smothered in?

Sent:

HI MATE ILL GIZ U A 100HUNDRED POWNZ 4 IT COZ ITZ WEL HI MILAJ INIT N IT LUKS FUNNY N I NEED SUMIT 2 RAG ROWND A FIELD 4 A BIT LOL.

WB

PS http://www.englishjet.com/english_courses_...t_beginners.asp

that lad cant be serious? hes just taken the piss outta me.

wink wink

That guys a joke

whoa. This guy is actually for real. He's just replied to my email. Apparently hes just 'SHOWD MEE UP' and sold it to some loser for 3.5K!

whoa. This guy is actually for real. He's just replied to my email. Apparently hes just 'SHOWD MEE UP' and sold it to some loser for 3.5K!

lol wow ! chavs will buy anyfing these days aslong as it has lexus lights

but it ad lot of muni put in2 it so remeber that wink wink

****8 EGG SORSTS***

i think i had that for breakfast!

You just made me lol

basically mayte u wanna buy ma fuckin kaarrr

he replyed to my email lol

RE: '***STUNNIN CORSA MODIFID 2 THE BEST BARGIN***' at PistonHeads.com‏

From: ray may (raymaylovespayday@hotmail.co.uk)

You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as unsafe

Sent: 09 September 2008 18:00:54

To: RICHIE (richie8920049@hotmail.com)

GOD DUNT THA text NO FUKA THEE-ANYWAY ITS SOLD SORRI

> From: richie8920049@hotmail.com

> To: raymaylovespayday@hotmail.co.uk

> Subject: RE: '***STUNNIN CORSA MODIFID 2 THE BEST BARGIN***' at PistonHeads.com

> Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2008 13:38:40 +0100

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> http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/694597.htm

>

> hi can you send me the description of the corsa in proper english as I'm struggling to read it! rich

>

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someone actualy brought it!!!

hmm sarnds laaark a bolton accent

someone needs to make a chav - english translator (sp) lol!!

cant belive he sold it altho wanted nearly 7k sold it for 3.5 (good job he stuck to his price)

that car =

i can read it having to translate some words but fuck me i know theres some chavs and they speak a bit like that init, but fucking hell thats taking the piss aint it

Jesus Christ.

thats Barnsley speak.

u indiscrimanating bastard

y dunt tha get thi ugly fukin granny an should the ed so far4 up ther arse thi crnt breeth

then think y the fuk thi sent this email u gret tit x

LOL.

that guy can't be serious...i thought croydon was bad lol :p

They should make a plug in for computers, which measures how appalling your typing skills are, and when you reach a certain threshold you automatically get castrated by a usb device.

yea agreed, this guy should be allowed to have kids

They should make a plug in for computers, which measures how appalling your typing skills are, and when you reach a certain threshold you automatically get castrated by a usb device.

hahahahahaha, i bet spellcheck just laughs at them...

ED LEETS? Who's he?

i want to knee him in the testicles

The BOOK Of Chav Talk - GROUP BUY ANYONE ?

in which it explains chav lingo. in the form of a dictionary so I'm going to enlighten you all as to what there chav words really mean.

A, A'ight.. Used as a greeting, normally coupled with a slack jaw and a swift flick of the fingers.

B, Bucket.. A cheap way for a chav to consume 'weed'. the chav saves on tobacco and rizlas by adopting this D.I.Y approach to drug consumption.

C, C**t.. Used to describe a person who impedes he smooth existance of a chav in any way, this may be done by simply being alive, having expencive trainers or being over 16 and not having a baby.

D, Dog.. A canine pet employed by chavs nationwide in order to gain extra benefit from the DSS.

E, Easy.. Used to describe any chavette regarded y chav society as being over-willing to sexual relations with just about anybody.

F, Father. A creature out of chav mythology often spoke of, but never seen.

G, Grass.. Marijuana.

H, Hat.. A popular fashion ccessory worn by chavs to conceal there identity from CCTV cameras in petrol stations, shopping centres and prison line-ups across the country.

I Innit.. An extremely popular expression used by chavs at theend of sentences in order to qualify for there previous statement .. EG..that stereo is well phat init.?

J, Joint.. The preferred method of consuming marijuana used bu chavs, this option is only available when tobacco and rizzlas can be afforded, usually on benefit day.

K, Knob The male genitalia, commonly found growing on the foreheads of most chavs.

L, Life.. What some chavs end up getting, courtesy of any sane-minded judge, for any combination of road traffic offences, dole fraud or fashion crimes.

M, Money.. Another legend in chav mythology. money is thought to be 'rarer than gold' by most chavs and although freely dispersed by the DSS on production of you're ration book, most chavs will never no what it feels like to hold a REAL £20 note.

N, Nick.. Refers to the english word 'prison' A place where many chav families have been known to spend Christmas or meet up with long lost relatives.

O, Open.. An important term in chav speak, used as an excuse when confronted by the police, home owner or an ex girlfriends parents.. E.g. 'the door was already open' or 'her legs just opened'

P, Poor.. The social status most chavs aspire to being. It is easily obtainable, dosnt involve work and the DSS gives you money.

Q, Quit.. What chavs do after twenty minutes in any gainful employment.

R, Rights.. 'Rights' are read to chav from very early age, usually by policemen or parents who dont no any bedtime stories.

S, Sharon.. The favoured name by Chavettes, especially when naming their daughters after themselves.

T, TMC.. 'TMC' Stands for totally mint condition'. The term is used to describe any rust free Nova Saloon, Fiesta or Escort XR3i.

U, Ugly.. A word used to describe the facial characteristics of most chavs and chavettes.

V, Vat.. Chav speak form of the english 'that' Used referentially by chavs to point things out in time and space. (E.g. 'Vat motor is bling')

W, Wheel-trims.. Wheel-trims are used by chavs as a form of currency, to trade for various goods and services. The advantages of using them instead of money are more easily obtainable than money and are big so you cant lose them.

X, Dont be ridiculous. chavs dont use any words beginning with X

Y, Yo.. A greeting between chavs that can be repeated as many times as the speaker wishes.

Z, Same as X

Q, what do chavs and slinkies have in common..?

A, theres plenty of fun to be had watching them fall down some very steep stairs...

Q, if two chavs are in a car and theres no music blaring, who's driving.?

A, the police

Q, Despite the temptation its best not to run over a chav on a bike when you're driving, why?

A, its probably you're bike he's driving.

Q, what are the first words of a baby chav to its beloved single parent.?

A, What are you lookin at?

Q,whats the difference between a chavette and a sheep.?

A, one's so stupid it will follow without thinking, wallow in dirt and get rutted without noticing: The other's a sheep.

Chav Chat-Up's

1, Kiss me or i'll make you touch my spots.

2, You've never known true filth until you've kissed me

3, My cousin loaned me his Nova for just one night- wanna go for a ride?

4, Wanna help me make ugly children..?

5, I love the way you're belly spills over you're tracksuit bottoms - can i touch it.?

6, Lets get together and make sweet R'n'B.

7, Come back to mine to see me collection of signet rings

8, Kiss me or i'll lamp you

9, Can i park me Nova in you're garage.?

10, Get you're tracksuit top girl, coz you've pulled.