@ yoof...and me, i put up a right fight

tbh instead of racing, when i pull up at the traffic lights, i get out my car and i compare cock size. then i go on my way

And when your comparing cock size do you say stick that in your bore exhaust then.

tbh instead of racing, when i pull up at the traffic lights, i get out my car and i compare cock size. then i go on my way

And when your comparing cock size do you say stick that in your bore exhaust then.

nah usually have their eye out you cant win a race if your blind

I wanna know if people in G40's get people ass raping them when they are doing the speed limit and they think they are keeping up with you??? since having a GTi badge on my car i get this alot and some people never learn

^^ yeah,I've had a few occasions where I've left a junction,and accelerated up to speed,with someone twitching about in my blindspot area. Then when I'm up to speed and shift into economy,they roar past me.

Like,what's the point? 10-70mph they couldn't manage it,and now I'm holding 70 they wanna fly past at 90 in some sort of 'last word' exercise..

Turbodaily do you mean SV650? They're not slow but my mate has a couple bikes, thats his road one but he's got a 2 stroke 250 Yamaha that would eat it and alot of fast cars up to 120.

Oh and there was a van at my work today, with a 'Turbodaily' badge on the back, dunno what make, was gonna get it off though

Yeah it must have been an SV650 then! my bad!

And yeah, the turbodaily van is an iveco, iv already spotted that mate

I recon we should have a ClubPolo trackday, then we can all embarrass eachother!

Unfortunately I don't have a Polo anymore, but I'll embarrass you all with my french cack

Last tuesday there was a islamic festival and most of the local youngsters get together and hire cars out. You see everything from Ford ka's to Murcierlago's (sp) and they pretty much drive around like divs being a menace t society.

Anyway, that evening i came across a hired Honda Accord hybrid thingy's with 3 guys and 2 girls in it in the left ane beside me. I noticed they cut someone up acting like retards before got beside me. At the first set of lights I stopped to let them get infront as a bus stopped and they noticed I was in a modded motor. After the next one they were side by side and booted it to undertake me. However, they didn't anticipate a 6n polo flooring it at the same time and leaving them for dust and their faces were priceless.

I owned a marked Omega police car last night.

Was a bit gutted when I had to sit in the back of his car for 45 minutes :(

LMAO. Its that blood rushing to your head and the devil inside you saying "go on, you know you want to?" !!!

Beat a porsche boxster in a saxo 1.4 westcoast i had ages ago, he stalled at the lights LOL

Edited 4 October, 200817 yr by willuk2007

I raced a suzuki RV 650 the other night, not into bikes so i dont know if they are any good?

they're slow, they're for learners. The SV1000s are monsters tho.

Whoever said they sat with a gixxer in their car, yeah sure you did LOL

Edited 4 October, 200817 yr by forde

An SV650 is slow, and for learners?

Under 10 seconds to 100 is slow?

Wow.

SV650's arent that fast to be honest..

I haven't got a full bike licence but I've rode my mate Danny's bikes..

The SV is a piece of piss to handle, he can barely wheelie it, whereas an R6 or similar would lift in second at a blip of the throttle.

He's also got an FZR400 race bike, which i stalled trying to pull away on, and a 2 stroke TZR250 race bike with a very serious engine, massive flatside carbs and a pair of Jolly Moto race pipes and thats an absolute looney bike, R6 front end too, no way would i ride that.

SV650s will very easily lift the front wheel!

I know by bike standards they aren't quick but you can't just say they are "slow"

if i actually said they were 'slow' i didnt mean it, i just dont think they're that fast.

Few people i know or have met had have Bandit 600's as first bikes and they're faster, the inline 4 is soo much more responsive and revvy.

I couldnt get the front up that easily, though most of my experience comes from Motocross bikes which weight sod all

Try riding a Factic 250 trials bike haha, pull away in 4th it'll still lift!

bikes are for gays...if you like your arse vibrated about, flies thrown in you face, so be it

4 wheels all the way

when i had my GT i was crusing out of preston town centre onto the bypass towards lytham way at about 2am when I'm going through a speed camera a VTR with alloys etc comes hauling up next to me slamming on at last minute for the camera. rolled up to the next set of lights at the foot of a bypass which turns green, where i think fuck this guy and put my foot down. left him about 3-4 car lengths before the next set of lights

he rolls his window down asking me wtf was in it to which i responded "1.3 mate" lights go green and i hand his arse on a plate again down the next bypass and then i slow down for a good 3 miles or so untill were on lytham bypass and he comes flying up my arse again. then halfway down this bypass there was another set of lights, to which he was revving his engine at, and i handed his ass to him AGAIN up into triple figures except i didnt slow down this time. it was mint

i also remember when a cockend in a silver 106 quicksilver with the worst bodykit I've ever seen tried racing me onto the m61, that was just too easy

Neil, bikes are uber fun!

Doug whats the spec of your GT out of interest..?

engine wise it was standard bar a drilled airbox, chip and a jetex exhaust. i dont think it had any interior in the back aswell at the time

the thing shifted though!

i did a porche carrera (sp)? up to the speed limit on a dual carriageway, where i decided i didnt want to break the speed limit. he gave me a thumbs up as he past . suprised a integra type r to, he decided to stay by my side up to a roundabout, then as we both exited the roundabout he floored it thinking he could get away....but he had to let me past as i he couldnt accelerate as quickly as i could. at the next roundabout he slowedright down and wound down his window to express his shock that a polo could piss all over his integra type r I've had a m-tec bmw z4 try it on too, i was cruising on the motorway at 70 and he slowed down to keep next to me. when i looked at him he dropped a cog and went. i did the same and caught up with him. but tbh i didnt have a hope in hell of keeping up when he floored it

I've had plenty of boy raggers try it on but i dont even entertain them, theres no point.

I had a idiot in a Saxo follow me out of the estate where my sister lives. The exit onto the main road is pretty blind one way so I waited for a gap in the traffic and pulled out. The Saxo pulled out behind, cutting someone up before going straight round me in a 40 zone. I waited till the speed limit ended before flooring it but the guy in the saxo had long gone. His driving style was dangerous to say the least, cutting up 4 cars, causing one to nearly crash so I decided to not play ball.

I've had him many times so 1 loss ain't major! Lol.

Being overtaken by, then following closely and finally overtaking a Porsche Cayman driver before his rear-spoiler raised up (at third attempt) was good for a laugh. But the next corner's a hard right that sucked crap up from the well into my idle jet, from there it was full power or emergency brakes.

Hard left again over the bridge and after 11 scary corners with water either side of the road (Welney washes) at the next layby I indicate and pull in, yank the bonnet open to start unblocking the idle jet before it goes dark. He followed me in, parked behind me and got out. I can see circles of sweat on his white shirt. "I wasn't trying to race you," I said "I just wanted to warn you I think there's something come loose on your boot ... and then my carburettor ... "

"It's the spoiler. It does that."

I start fitting the 8mm hex driver together.

"I once had a GTI 16 valve. clubpolo.co.uk, eh?" he said, reading the rear window sticker. Then he got back in and roared off.

I wonder if he'll read this.

my mate had an old GT4 and had the absolute piss ripped outta him by a girl in a smart car....

she never told us her smart car wasnt her, but her fellas, and had a hybusa turbo in it... oooops