I was wondering if this is normal...

I used to just laugh when people look at me doing 5mph over bumps or scuffing over them. Now its starting to embarass me abit!

I was out with a lass I know today and she was baffled when I had to park outside the cinema car park because of the bumps being too big, I felt like a tit!!

BUT Its all about being low!!

Anyone have any similar shit or will I get used to it!!??

youl get use2 it, my misses hates my past cars because they were stupoidly low, and so did other motorists when i had to go though the middle of the sleeping police man kind of speedbumps

i make it into a comedy moment lol

"sorry i need tochange the weight balance...... want to sit on my lap and we'll talk about what pops up "

Edited 25 October, 200817 yr by neil_dubgt

oh you'll get used to it!

you'll soon be going miles out of your way to avoid a few hundred yards of bumps

"sorry i need tochange the weight balance...... want to sit on my lap and we'll talk about what pops up "

Speaking of going slow between them, I also get lots of people voiceing there anger at me haha, that I do laugh off though but it tends to just fuck em off more haha its brilliant in that respect!!

But birds dont seem to see the comedy value of driving a shoe sized car at 2mph!!!

only think time it bothers me is when i get shit of the lads in work for going slow over the bump at the exit lol

yeah i get anoyed taxi drivers behind me...i lol at them..they get in a mahoosive rage

our lass has never really complained....mainly cos she dunt notice lol

Do any of you ever get nobs in there pants slow cars, boot it past you like there schumacher??

You cant do anything about it either because unlike them I dont "feel" doing 40mph over a hump haha!!

Pussy's!!!

yeah, woman in a volvo of all cars booted it past me...so i accelerated too..good times

ye all the time but tbh i dont care lol id rather be low that tractor hight

ye all the time but tbh i dont care lol id rather be low that tractor hight

Thats what I keep telling my self!! Scene points FTW!!! None of my mates understand either which pisses me off, a cars a car to them..

ye all the time but tbh i dont care lol id rather be low that tractor hight

Thats what I keep telling my self!! Scene points FTW!!! None of my mates understand either which pisses me off, a cars a car to them..

its nothing to do with scene points for me all this scene stuff is alond of crap if u ask me i just like being real low hehe

I'm curently driving around a standard height mk5 polo as my mk3s dead atm, its quite fun hooning around without having to play find the pothole

I'm curently driving around a standard height mk5 polo as my mk3s dead atm, its quite fun hooning around without having to play find the pothole

its funny when u drive a lowered car u seem to have a 6th sense for pot holes

I'm curently driving around a standard height mk5 polo as my mk3s dead atm, its quite fun hooning around without having to play find the pothole

its funny when u drive a lowered car u seem to have a 6th sense for pot holes

I agree with that, I'm constantly scanning!! Made me a better driver, always one that catches you out tho!!

(I was joking about scene points CL lot love them :p )

and when you spot one that is unavoidable and think "oh shit", cringe and wait for the bang

so true!

i know the route to work by pot hole navigation

i can avoid 98% of them

and when you spot one that is unavoidable and think "oh shit", cringe and wait for the bang

Thats a killer, I know one day some nice person will go into the back of me...

so true!

i know the route to work by pot hole navigation

i can avoid 98% of them

Its the same with all the local bumps, you know the ones you can fly through the middle without touching!!!

i make it into a comedy moment lol

"sorry i need tochange the weight balance...... want to sit on my lap and we'll talk about what pops up "

sorry to spoil your 3 person thread BUT neil... you aint low bitch its your gay bumper plastci that makes the front look low

so true!

i know the route to work by pot hole navigation

i can avoid 98% of them

Its the same with all the local bumps, you know the ones you can fly through the middle without touching!!!

i thought i found some of them... turns out they were a bit narrower then i expected, i think i really did fly!

gi ower...60mm all round

doesnt mean it aint a stiff ride!

gi ower...60mm all round

doesnt mean it aint a stiff ride!

are we on about the car or you g/f now

you said u were going to bed now shuuuu :p

now now lol

i have scuff ride u dont wona see my undertray lol

I feel more embarrassed for the idiots in their corsa's, saxo's or whatever they drive that go stupidly slow and at angles over speed bumps near me and they are near enough standard height.

I just used to scrape over them and watch everyone look round to see what the hell happened and drove off smiling