Right, I'm on my way to work minding my own business when i notice some dude in a polo chattin to sum1 infront. they are blocking the road so i slowed down n waited for them to shift.

Next thing i know hes booted it at me. the car is flying towards me then he suddenly turns n stops, blocking me in.

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Blue - me

Red - him

Black - parked cars

Now I'm just like wtf, hes there laughing at me.

I realize it was a kid that drove some stupid chavvy punto, bright yellow with mad zaust

anyway, he then moves outa the way n I'm like ok ill drive on, next thing i know hes nearly embedded into the side of my car.

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so i booted it to get away from the dude whos flying up my ass. i slow down as I'm at a junction about to turn right.

I'm half expecting a shunt up the arse. but no... he came down the side of me and went past as i was pulling out.

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I was shocked after this haha. he then goes n pulls out of another juntion onto a main road without even slowing down.

Honestly. what was the need for this? he nearly wrote 2 cars off, and nearly killed god knows how many people on the last incident.

anyway, was sitting at work thinking to myself (as you do) 'i know where that prick lives' (I've seen him outside his house, opposite my local petrol station with his punto just bouncing off the limiter for some unknow reason)

thought of all the usual things i could do but then i just thought. a visit from the plod is gunna scare him more than anything really.

Depending on how I feel tomorrow I'm going to report him to the police (once I've got the reg plate and address lol)

Reckon the police will do anything?

Don't think there were any witnesses other than the dude he was chattin too, whos obv gunna stick up for him (I know the dude he was talkin too)

Doesn't deserve a licence or a car tbh, complete and utter prick!

Just waiting to see his car wrapped around a lampost, some unfortunate sods car or ontop of a little child on the footpath.

Rant over

Edited 26 October, 200817 yr by B-shaw

What a fucking berk. Some people are just idiots, its people like that who give lads in modified cars a bad name. I know to us 'chavvy cars' and 'euro cars' are easy to distinguish between, but to joe public there just modified cars driven by lads!

2 sides to every story, guarantee his dont match!

probably would do something if you reported him driving like that. my mate got a warning through the post/phone (can't remember) because we were drinking in his car and someone told the police that he was. Your not gonna lose anything if they don't do anything...

personally id just let it go, you have no idea what kind of person he is and when we see the next post "my car got all windows put through, i dont know why"

just come to terms with fact some people are wankers.

So does he drive a Punto or a Polo?

just come to terms with fact some people are wankers.

got it in one, where ever you go there is bound to be at least one person like it

Just don't get bullied

Drives a polo now.

1st time I've seen him in it mind.

He used to go to my school, year or 2 below me I think.

I wont report it I don't think, ill just 'mention' it to the local bobby, he often pops into work.

Just make sure now he's a polo driver, he's not on here reading this and planning ways to fuck up your car! :(

I doubt he could use a computer tbh. lol

Fingers crossed haha, he sounds like a clown. Just chuckle about it to yourself and ignore him :)

Exactly what I was doing lol.

more so laughing at the blonde sitting next to him giving me evil eyes lol!

least ill know who it is if my windows or anything get done in lol!

Lets just hope she's given him an Std!!!

Edited 27 October, 200817 yr by electricpanda

hahaha!!

Don't think ill say what I'm thinking, just encase he can use a comp

Lets be honest, If he can use a comp you've pretty much fucked it anyway

lol, I can deal with him, its her I'm worried about

Couple of ways to look at this, just forget about it, or ....

find him and cut his eyelids off and feed him sleeping pills.

harsh but fair..

Couple of ways to look at this, just forget about it, or ....

find him and cut his eyelids off and feed him sleeping pills.

harsh but fair..

:lol: or staple his eyelids back and tie him up with seriously bright light into his eyes. (best form of turture )

Poo on his bonnet early one cold morning so its steaming when he goes outside.

Poo on his bonnet early one cold morning so its steaming when he goes outside.

you've done that before haven't you dude?

the guy sounds like a bellend! next time you see him just back hand him for being such a knob!

or failing the above go for the eyelid removal....always works

Poo on his bonnet early one cold morning so its steaming when he goes outside.

you've done that before haven't you dude?

the guy sounds like a bellend! next time you see him just back hand him for being such a knob!

or failing the above go for the eyelid removal....always works

Ok on a cold morning, so your naked ass is frozen to a bonnet??? Me thinks you should re-consider another alternative, before a certain scene of dumb and dumber is posted - "Oh look frost.."

thats shocking dude

should carry a breaker bar and flailed that at him

ye talk about berks i had some knob in a nova trying to race me while i was driving ma mum round town on sunday hate people who think they are showing off or racing u when you are not playing game

take a shit in a paper bag, throw it extra hard at his windscreen or in his grill.

1st he'll have shit to clean off and 2nd when the engine is on it will smell like death