take a shit in a paper bag, throw it extra hard at his windscreen or in his grill.

1st he'll have shit to clean off and 2nd when the engine is on it will smell like death

or you could just confront him about it? ask him what the fuck his problem is. if some one did that to me i'd be pritty pissed off tbh and i'd be finding out what he was playing at.

or you could just confront him about it? ask him what the fuck his problem is. if some one did that to me i'd be pritty pissed off tbh and i'd be finding out what he was playing at.

Me too. I hate people full stop these days. My short fuse is just too short for people like that.

I'd wait till he's up behind you again, stop quick, dive out the car and then randomly bang hard on his windows shouting like a loony. If theres a car behind him so he cant reverse - so much the better! Also, more people banging on the car the better.

Yes, i have done this before!

wow, that makes you look just as much of a dick imo

Ignore him.. sounds like a clown...

Failing that... take a shit in his mouth

Hang on, Pics of the blonde?

Put toothpase or similar on the inside the handles, take a piss on them. Also while your there take the window wipers off, do this evrytime time he gets a new set untill you feel you have done it enough times.

Name and shame, send the clubpolo mafia round. Job done!

The guy sounds like a prick, id just ignore it myself. I mean driving like that hes bound to not even have a car in a weeks time the tossa

Exactly what I was doing lol.

more so laughing at the blonde sitting next to him giving me evil eyes lol!

least ill know who it is if my windows or anything get done in lol!

Whoa, have we missed something important? You mean to say that idiot driver has a GF??

Exactly what I was doing lol.

more so laughing at the blonde sitting next to him giving me evil eyes lol!

least ill know who it is if my windows or anything get done in lol!

Whoa, have we missed something important? You mean to say that idiot driver has a GF??

Must of been giving his siter a lift somewhere lmao

police wont do anything, just burn his house down

Put toothpase or similar on the inside the handles, take a piss on them. Also while your there take the window wipers off, do this evrytime time he gets a new set untill you feel you have done it enough times.

hahaa, i love that

It snowed today.

Meaning the worst drivers are gonna get boners at the chance to drive faster and more aggressively in dangerous conditions.

Exactly what I was doing lol.

more so laughing at the blonde sitting next to him giving me evil eyes lol!

least ill know who it is if my windows or anything get done in lol!

Whoa, have we missed something important? You mean to say that idiot driver has a GF??

Must of been giving his siter a lift somewhere lmao

Thats incest......maybe explains this 'said' driver is retarted then....

He drove past me today, the car sounded rough.

Fanbelt on its way out and zaust blowing lol!

had that blonde with him again, she looks rough as aswell.

lol at some of these ideas haha.

Loosen his sump plug. It'll fall out and engine goes BOOM! Or the wiper idea

What a fucking berk.

Kam always tells it as it is!

He is a fucking berk, well said mate!

I love you Kam.

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^^^i think jim has beaten you too it mate

Rather than takeing his wiper blades off why not super glue them to the windscreen for fun

Or if hes got a huge 5 inch zorst why not buy some builders expanding foam and rig the can so its squrting all the time and shove that up in his zorst pipe

He drove past me today, the car sounded rough.

Fanbelt on its way out and zaust blowing lol!

Whoever is responsible for that, thank you..

haha stick an orange up the zorst if its big enough super glue on screen a good idea lol

Why even bother?

He drives like a idiot, he'll crash or get done by the babylon..

Dont sink to his level by messing with his car, its not worth the grief.

agreed, good things come to those who wait, if he drives around like a cock as you say then it'll be weeks rather than months.

the one-time will catch up with him sooner or later.