Cyclists!!!!!!

Police

animals, horse cows and shite like that :)

especially basically dead horse walkin across the road like they need to get some where when actually they are probably just going to walk across the road fall on there side and die, good ridance lol

o and x2 for cyclists

bus drivers no question

espeically the ones in manchester city centre, they're right dicks. whether youre on a bike or in your car it makes no difference

1. Old People - particualarly blind ones who do 38mph everywhere

2. Boy racers and other people who drive fast/agressively without the skills to back it up - rude boy and his mate in their

206 5 door that decided to tailgate me up the dual carriageway last night cause I was doing 60 (mk2 polo with the fuel guage in the red) and they were exitting 1.5 miles later, so couldn't possibly overtake)

3. Company car boys - witnessed 5 of these drive into each other on the A1 last year, I was checking someone for injuries whilst phoning the police while they were all trying to drag me away to talk to their fleet managers as a witness

4. Bad lorry drivers - Don't get me wrong, most of them are bloody skilled at what they do, I've often been known to stand watching in awe while they negotiate a tight street or park in a tiny space. I mean the ones who can't hold a wagon in lane whilst talking on the phone with one hand and cracking one off over the pr0n DVD they're watching on the dash with the other hand.

5. Horses - I ride a bike, so they're my utter nemesis. I can go fast and make a noise, they don't like noise and leave s**t all over the road.

6. Speed camera vans - nuff said

7. Boy racers - Again, cause I've just remembered the one that came round a blind bend understeering like a tool and still pushing, had I not been in a car with ABS, it'd have been a front-ender.

8. Wankers who use fog lights when it's not foggy - My eyesight is fine, but I have astigmatism, if you have your foglights on, that leaves a streak across my vision. If I have my visor down, it blinds me.

9. 4x4 drivers who don't need a 4x4 - I don't mind a big motor, my van and camry have a similar footprint to a 4x4, it's when they haven't got a clue how big their vehicle is or how much damage it'll do if they drive into me while they're doing their lipstick it pisses me off.

10. Modded car drivers - Your exhaust sounds shit, your "unique" car looks like everyone elses, you're not insured cause you didn't declare your mods because you spent all your money on a lampshade air filter (+50bhp) and it's a 1 litre so it's arse slow. No, actually, I like you lot when you try to show off. Joys of a totally standard, near silent car that'll piss on most of you

agree with you yeti on old drivers they dont know how to drive they reactions are shockingly slow and they swerve everywhere lol. rep cars just drive like complete cocks thinking they own the road (like the knob in a 08 reg audi A3 TDI doing about 75-80 in a 30 becuase i was doing to speed limit he was flashing and trying to overtake so drop a cog or two and floor it so he cant get passed lol and has to pull in whilst another car is approaching on the other side. then finally overtakes so give him a round of appluase pikeys on horses need i say more even though i am freinds with em lol also final rant lol not racist or sterotypical but some indians really cannot drive.

Police

So true, next to boy racers the police up in peterhead are probably the worst drivers on the road. I've witnessed them do stupid things such as tailgate, not indicate anywhere, speed, park where they shouldn't, over take in stupid places, overtake for no reason, the list goes on. Annoys the shit out of me!

1. Boy racers - I dont mind giving my car a good tonking and showing you its faster than you 1.2 Corsa but please go up the dual carrigeway not into the 20mph estate with speedbumps. I call cheat!!

2. Old People - Dithering old wankers. If you pull out on my get up to speed dont chill at 15mph.. ITS NOT FUN!!

3. Sales Reps - E.g Blue Peugeot 307 who wants to get in my already small boot because I dare only do 85mph?!?! then call me a idiot when I finish overtaking and pull back into the middle lane?! Silly nice person!!!

4. Women - Blatently cant multitask for shit. Do your make up when you set off or when you get there! Not when I'm alongside you and you cant stay in your lane!!

5. Men with Roadrage - Because your life is shit dont take it out on me for doing the speedlimit...

6. DHL Lorry Driver - Osset Saturday 18th October. I was doing 50mph in a 40 zone, Dont overtake me then pull in before you pass me making me go off the road to get out of your way. idiot.

7. Cyclists - Not all of you but the ones who ride down the middle of the lane instead of near the kerb. YOUR A JOKE!

8. Taxi Drivers - A mandatory hatred I think.

9. Lowered dubs - I know people hate me and us for going 5mph through built up areas so why not join in.. :p

10. Anyone - who deserves being called a see you next Tuesday...

Fuck it may aswell add an 11. Coppers - Decide to stop at a Red. Put your lights on. Go through it. Turn them off then carry on as normal. I saw you. You didnt think I did but I did...

Edited 5 November, 200817 yr by electricpanda

I hate van drivers

My dad drives a slammed t4 - nothing wrong with that, old people are the worst!

police are very cheeky like that. oh I'm late for dinner let me skip through everywhere and as you say electric panda that is very true i always see police doing that. puttting on the blues and twos just to get through traffic lights or to overtake/ get out of traffic sneaky wankers! having a go at us when we use clever skills to get out of situations

having a go at us when we use clever skills to get out of situations

Just follow them mate. Theres a dual carrigeway sort of thing near hyde park and it was 2 lanes of queing traffic they split it like the red sea so we followed suit.. Was a nob head thing to do but still funny!

I wasnt driving by the way was in my mates car. Is it illegal?

Edited 5 November, 200817 yr by electricpanda

joker i was driving in london at about midnight sunday after lee evans in wembley and got lost so i got a bit to much road rage with gf in car drove like a idiot in london to try and get out of the place. was nothing on road though

Thats allowed though!! You panicd so its legal to be a nutter!! :p

hardly pacic but wanting to get home and go bed lol was raining aswell so wheel spin was inevitable

Bus Drivers - they are in love with their brakes, just before a junction after accelerating to 50!

Cops - due to budget restraints lessons on indicators was skipped, after work they drive BMW's.

BMW drivers - As above, but Ex-cops, Cops yet to be recruited, and those that act like Cop drivers have been wise

to note that in the small print of BMW brochure it says.

"BMWs can be cheaper if you select Indicators as an optional extra."

Ghost drivers - Those that drive in the dark or in the Fog with no lights, very clever

Road Ragers - Y-up those that have been in the traffic queue for ages, will try to cut on the inside of a Lorry turning

or even pull out in front of you, under the magic words "F*** U - I want home."

Causing mass panic and a Samaritan suicide watch.

This boils my piss

Cyclists - I didn't realise that in the highway code that

1)you can go across the pedestrain crossing, on RED LIGHT??,

2) that you can decide to whether or not to use the new cycle lane provided???

3) PLease myself

4) Stop in front of me at a Junction.

5) Cycle in middle of the road

So I will - 1) suddenly open my car door

2) Revenge of the Wing mirror

3) Judge my speed and cyclist's speed to that of a nice big wet puddle......

4) Open my car door again....

Edited 5 November, 200817 yr by cornflakes big bro

Cyclists - I didn't realise that in the highway code that

1)you can go across the pedestrain crossing, on RED LIGHT??,

I chipped one stright off doing this a while ago. He decided to ride across the pelican that I was crossing with a large toolbox in my hand, and expected me to get out of his way. I did, quickly, but only after I'd accidently dropped the box in his path.

Cyclists - I didn't realise that in the highway code that

1)you can go across the pedestrain crossing, on RED LIGHT??,

I chipped one stright off doing this a while ago. He decided to ride across the pelican that I was crossing with a large toolbox in my hand, and expected me to get out of his way. I did, quickly, but only after I'd accidently dropped the box in his path.

^ ^

agree with you yeti on old drivers they dont know how to drive they reactions are shockingly slow and they swerve everywhere lol. rep cars just drive like complete cocks thinking they own the road (like the knob in a 08 reg audi A3 TDI doing about 75-80 in a 30 becuase i was doing to speed limit he was flashing and trying to overtake so drop a cog or two and floor it so he cant get passed lol and has to pull in whilst another car is approaching on the other side. then finally overtakes so give him a round of appluase pikeys on horses need i say more even though i am freinds with em lol also final rant lol not racist or sterotypical but some indians really cannot drive.

you mean you accelerated when he was trying to overtake even though there was an oncoming car coming

good way to nearly cause a head on smash and injure/kill people that is

also, who the fuck decided its still a good idea to let people ride horses on the road. and why do they give you such dirty looks when you drive past their stinking animal that craps all over the place

and anybody who doesnt like bmw drivers .......

yeah i did lol to teach him a lesson also i wasnt there if a crash happened i know you cant speed past them especially if you got a zorst :p i did probably bit of a idiot thing to do (in some peoples eyes that cant take a joke ) but slowed down to overtake a horse and revved engine up as i went passed lol surprisngly horse didnt shit itself.

you mean you accelerated when he was trying to overtake even though there was an oncoming car coming

good way to nearly cause a head on smash and injure/kill people that is

Are you serious?? Silly bastard shouldnt try overtake, he has breaks doesnt he?. Drop 2 cog FTW...

you mean you accelerated when he was trying to overtake even though there was an oncoming car coming

good way to nearly cause a head on smash and injure/kill people that is

Are you serious?? Silly bastard shouldnt try overtake, he has breaks doesnt he?. Drop 2 cog FTW...

FTW! after he had his little mishap of trying to fuck with me lol he was doing 75-80 in a 30! thats going to kill someone not teaching him a lesson about overtaking in a 30 as i said if you crash who cares that your fault for being a tool! cog or two FTW

you mean you accelerated when he was trying to overtake even though there was an oncoming car coming

good way to nearly cause a head on smash and injure/kill people that is

Are you serious?? Silly bastard shouldnt try overtake, he has breaks doesnt he?. Drop 2 cog FTW...

he shouldnt of tried to overtake, but if you speed up your being just as much of a dick imo

the car coming the opposite direction that he could of potentially hit wasnt being a dick. think about the consequences of your actions

i remember when i used to have an underpowered POS mk4 8v and if somebody sped up when i overtook i was fucked

and if he was doing 75-80 in a 30 to stop him you must of been doing over the limit aswell

tut tut

no thats when he finally got past me lol but if he crashed not my problem he can explain why he was driving like a knob. i was doing 30-35 tops.

it is your problem if you caused the crash