I'll have a fag whilst driving but I never allow it to distract me. I can quite often drive better than the people round me!

I hate people on mobility scooters full stop. Had one ram my legs whilst I was using a cash machine. Didn't apologize, just expected me to move! IMO, they should be made to have insurance.

People on those electric bikes piss me off. They fly down the pavements at 15mph and then pull out infront of you and start pedaling!! What makes a battery bike different from a go ped?

Nothing! My mates niece got told of for riding an electric scooter cause its a 'motor-vehicle'..

^Disagree, I'd rather have the twit behind me, far behind me, don't want him crashing infront of me and then having to brake suddenly and hope to god no one ploughs in the back of me.

That's down to your level of anticipation, ability to react to a situation and the distance you're following.

Correct, thats why you can't gurantee the guy behind you will do likewise.

tractors are a massive hassle round here. Drive for miles at 10mph witha queue of traffic behind them and never pull over. Either that or they leave half the field down the road, making it bloody dangerous.

i was gonna get an electric scooter to pop to work on. Get to work, fold it down and stick it in the cab of the lorry until I'm done and then zoom home again but its stupid how they're illegal to use on the public road yet any knob can ride an electric bike without tax, insurance or MOT.

1. Cyclists. I'm sorry, but get on the fucking path! they're a danger to themselves, and motorists, slow down traffic to and from work.. there are no people on the path at 7.30am!

2. Taxi drivers. I have no idea, whatsoever, how 90% of taxi drivers got a license, they're total disregard for anyone/anything else on the road or footpath is shocking.

3. Old people in MOBILITY THINGS. Absolute nutcases, I've seen like 80-something year olds drive these in the road, swerving in and out from the kerb, with no knowledge of anything around them.

4. Executive businessmen. Arseholes that have their jacket hanging up in the back on the car and use bluetooth earpieces, they just drive like complete wankers, overtaking on main roads, touching your bumper on motorway sliproads...

5. Spoilt kids in daddys cars. Not stereotyping! But so many 19 year old faggots in £18,000 cars they blatently didnt pay for, driving them like they stole them.

6. Soccer moms. Those slags that drive their kids to school, and are always talknig on their phone and paying no attention to the road. If you wanna crash, go for it, just dont have your kids in the car when you do it!

7. Old people. In general, the sunday driver type. they should have to retake their tests at 60, they're as bad as learner drivers but no-one does anything about it.

8. People that undertake, in general, sometimes its unavodable, but some take the piss.

9. Anyone that drives whilst on the phone, you're a fucking idiot.

10. Cops. Yep, the ones that use their sirens just to get through traffic.

Amen. quick edit to 8, I probably swear most on dual carriage ways, i overtake in the overtaking lane and move back over, and if i see someone behind me coming faster than me, then i move over... simple

assholes that stay in the outside lane doing spot on needle 50 when there is no traffic annoy me so much, they get me up the arse flashing if they dont move over... and someone mentioned the 5mph overtaking dual lorry manouvere blocking both lanes, i think they get special training for that!

rant over lol

1- men deprived of sex

2- men driving bus's deprived of sex

3- men driving powerful cars deprived of sex

4- men in need of toilet due to deprived'ness of sex

5- men driving big machinery deprived of sex

6- men driving early morning deprived of sex

7- men on phone to wife deprived of sex

8- men inexperienced and deprived of sex

9- men surrounded by girlfriends fluffy toys and pink shit deprived of sex

10- men dogging hunting

I believe there should be one in there as;

men with their head still cloudy after sex!

I'm a white van man and we tend to hate taxi drivers the most but its vise versa! Even if I wasn't a white van man i'd hate em for suddenly yanking the brakes to pick someone up!

Edited 6 November, 200817 yr by NOZ

yeah i did lol to teach him a lesson also i wasnt there if a crash happened i know you cant speed past them especially if you got a zorst :p i did probably bit of a idiot thing to do (in some peoples eyes that cant take a joke ) but slowed down to overtake a horse and revved engine up as i went passed lol surprisngly horse didnt shit itself.

that's smart revving your engine when going past a horse

so the horse rears up and throws the rider.

funny right enough

called a joke mate yeah.

Man, you've got no grasp of not being a cock!

People aren't told to go past horses quietly and with a wide berth just so the rider can enjoy an illusion of a quiet stroll! It's so the horse doesn't panic and fuckin' throw the rider off it's back! Sheesh!

And accelerating when someone is overtaking is a shit thing to do aswell - Some old guy did that to me once a long time ago when I overtook him for going half the speed limit, and it was quite frankly a grim feeling. If anything, y'should back off as soon as someone is in the process of overtaking so that he can move back over sooner.

Let's speed up and put the overtaker in more danger, that'll teach 'I'm

If that's a joke, then it's the awkward, unfunny, taking-things-too-far kind of joke

he shouldnt be driving like that anyway i only revved it up once i got passed him and got a bit down the road. man some people cannot have a laugh these days. cheer up

you sir are a chode

called a joke mate yeah.

So your idea of a joke is endangering someones life or them being seriously injured?

Either I must have no sense of humour or you are a Grade A cock.....

you sir are a chode

x2

you sir are a chode

x2

x3 its a magic number....u chode....

dogging hunting ftw

back on topiiiiic

I hate van drivers

I'm a (white) van driver and I've been told I'm a rare species of nice van driver! even if the new caddy vans go quite well sideways round a roundabout

1- women duin make-up

2- women on the phone

3- women having conversation

4- women on the motorway

5- women in conjested city centers

6- women trying to get somewhere quick

7- women with cuddly toys/pink shit in car

8- women that are old

9- women that are inexperienced

10- women driving in general

i have seen a woman driving along the motorway at 70 with her head back putting her fecking eye drops in!!!! no hands on the steering wheel and she couldnt have seen where she was going for sure, shame i didnt get my phone out in time for a picture......

and the running joke around kibworth about BMW drivers is, whats the difference between a hedgehog and a bmw driver.....?

Edited 6 November, 200817 yr by Big_James

I was next to a bird brushing her teeth at a set of traffic lights yesterday morning, thought of this thread and just lol'ed.

I say again Cyclists, these twats need clotheslined....

Theres a dual carrigeway sort of thing near hyde park and it was 2 lanes of queing traffic they split it like the red sea so we followed suit.. Was a nob head thing to do but still funny!

I hate the traffic round there, we pretty much have a driving ban between 4.30 and 7pm to avoid getting caught up in all the jams. However i too have been passenger in a car which followed the route left by impatient coppers, great fun!

You live in headingley/hyde?

he shouldnt be driving like that anyway i only revved it up once i got passed him and got a bit down the road. man some people cannot have a laugh these days. cheer up

Truth has probably been exaggerated on here anyway! I cant imagine a roll on from "30-35" in a mk4 1.6 8v and an overtaking 08 A3 TDi (2.0 model being 224PS and shit loads of torque) causing that much of a gap difference in the overtaking... but still, yeah he shouldnt have over taken, but there would have been less chance of an accident if you hadnt been doing what has been said already....being a CHODE!

Oh, and yeah...

1. Bus drivers - pull out if you like?

2. Taxi drivers - doesnt matter, i didnt need to know where you are going, i can fucking guess obviously!

3. The wankers that always make me stop in the middle of the road by trying to pull around me whilst i turn in to my driveway, nearly causing a head on with whoever is coming the other way! I need to swing ever so slightly on to the other side of the road before making it in... its a tight turning, so get off my arse! I'm indicating, cant you see? are you blind or do you just like acting like a idiot!

4. Horses...wrote one bike off due to the fact that I'm sure a horse prefers to shit on tarmac on a corner, never anywhere else!

5. Boy racers! - yes... i know your car sounds shit, there is no need to drive up my arse, or drive flat out through the car parks... it will never be quick and its on stilts so the chances of you even following my mini through a corner! So stop

6. The people (anyone) who dont realise that sometimes an old car, a winters morning.... give us a bit of room, she might not always be running too well!

7. People who cannot park!

8. Old people! should be another test to take once a certain age limit is reached!

9. Caravans!

10. Mopeds!!!! They drive up your arse, right up your arse, but can only do 35mph and use you as some sort of slip stream...which gets them no where! (had one hit the back of the van once because he was doing this...we had to brake sharply and he couldnt! No point in claiming on insurance... the damage was worth the laughs!)

Rant over!

Edited 7 November, 200817 yr by .Joe

1 - foreigners driving!!!!!!!! - was driving down a main road today and one jus pulled out from a road on my right without even looking to see if anything was coming ( baring in mind this was a main road) so i had to slam my brakes on and i flashed him ( with my lights lol) and he looked around confused as to why id just done that!!!!!!!arghhh

2- cyclists - move the hell over

3 - twats in bmw's that think its clever to overtake you doing 80 in a 50 and then end up slammin on there brakes because a speed camera is about 100m ahead

4- old people! was in the car last weekend and one old man was swerving all over the road and just drove straight threw a red light then stopped about 10m after it!!!

arghhhhh

Yesterdays worst driver. Young lad in probably his dads passat, decides its ok to pull out 50yards infront of me on a national speedlimit road causing me to swerve out of his way over double white lines and into oncoming traffic who thankfully were consentrating and managed to also swerve out of their second lane into their left lane. Then didnt apologise when I catch back upto you.. YOU STUPID nice person. I didnt fancy a head on at 60!!

I hate the traffic round there, we pretty much have a driving ban between 4.30 and 7pm to avoid getting caught up in all the jams. However i too have been passenger in a car which followed the route left by impatient coppers, great fun!

You live in headingley/hyde?

Yea its a joke trying to drive down that road all the way into headingley!

Not far off, live in Crossgates if you know where that is??

What about you?

Two things that piss me off

1. People driving 40 in a 60, it riles me like a mother trucker

2. People who don't turn their full beam off at night, at all or in time, it's really not that fucking difficult

2. People who don't turn their full beam off at night, at all or in time, it's really not that fucking difficult

Amen to that mother trucker!!