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You gave me a few tuts through text after the polo3 RR day when I told you about my "private road" race with a rude boy in a focus on the way home... Good refresh for you? :lol:

I'll get a MK4 or a MK5, if it's black, badgeless, 3 door, slammed and has a 20VT... Only then would I buy one and it would have to have the 20VT or I'd spew all over it instead :-p

Build/make/give me? :lol:

An experience in/on/with [however you wish to interprut haha] my G40? I'll convert you to love the MK3 my friend :lol:

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Ahh yeah i remember now :lol: tuts were needed cherry pie :-p

mmm an experience in and on the g40 sounds swell :-D

Tuts were not needed you hypocrite :disgust::-p

this made me smileee!!!

damn fooking stright a blast down the moter way for the win, just because you can race a 911, people get jelous!!!

and i am, i just appriciate it!!!

the last three letters of me plate read DRT haha

i only have a gt though :/!!

Tuts were not needed you hypocrite :disgust::-p

Ill hypocrite you if you carry on with the lip :lol:

this made me smileee!!!

damn fooking stright a blast down the moter way for the win, just because you can race a 911, people get jelous!!!

and i am, i just appriciate it!!!

the last three letters of me plate read DRT haha

i only have a gt though :/!!

Clarke are you on polo3? Did I get you to sign up?

A polo with the plate DRT on the end rings bells in my head as I remember being jealous and it being quite a tidy GT :lol:

Tuts were not needed you hypocrite :disgust::-p

Ill hypocrite you if you carry on with the lip :lol:

Come get me muther trucker :-p

I love the messages I get behind the scenes about this thread, because no one has got the balls to speak up and be honest incase some bloke they don't know off a car forum judges them for agreeing or disagreeing, pure jokes man, you men need to grow some balls and speak up if you got something to say

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For the record, again, as some seem a little confused that I drive it like this all the time... I don't rag the shit out of my G40 everywhere I go, but I do get lead foot now and again on the motorway! G smiles FTMFW :smirk:

Nothing wrong with a lead foot on a motorway I'm sure we are all guilty of it, i know i am, nice empty stretch of carrigeway and before you know it youre at a 100, he was obviously up for it so she gave him the biggest shock of his life no doubt.

Here's how it could look:

911: o look theres a little car behind me i shall go faster it wont keep up

*140MPH* checks rear view mirror to see Dirrt's "little" polo still well and truly attached to his arse (and her probably waving)

911: Arrrgh!!! I'm being chased by a Woman!!! and shes keeping up with my flash 911!!! must go buy a bigger car for men with small cocks!!!

He had probably never been over 70 before so go easy on him!!!

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get your 20v vid on you tube craig! i wanna see it again lol

The men are speaking up now I see :-p

*waits for the grumps to come and give her a lecture about how irresponsible she is*

Come onnn, I can take it and I know you wanna and if you get it off your chest it might make you feel better :smirk:

Nothing wrong with a lead foot on a motorway I'm sure we are all guilty of it, i know i am, nice empty stretch of carrigeway and before you know it youre at a 100, he was obviously up for it so she gave him the biggest shock of his life no doubt.

Here's how it could look:

911: o look theres a little car behind me i shall go faster it wont keep up

*140MPH* checks rear view mirror to see Dirrt's "little" polo still well and truly attached to his arse (and her probably waving)

911: Arrrgh!!! I'm being chased by a Woman!!! and shes keeping up with my flash 911!!! must go buy a bigger car for men with small cocks!!!

He had probably never been over 70 before so go easy on him!!!

He did love it and it did shock him, but he did give me one of those you fucking bitch fake smiles which made me actually chuckle at him haha

It only makes me laugh, because he probably does have a small cock [he had no hair too haha] and it's how much he paid for that car, he must have cried when he got home, his wife has to now put up with his new mid life crisis :lol:

get your 20v vid on you tube craig! i wanna see it again lol

Yesss craigy baby, get it up :lol:

get your 20v vid on you tube craig! i wanna see it again lol

Yesss craigy baby, get it up :lol:

Simmy just wants to see my vid you filthy girl :-p:badgrin:

I put it on google videos years ago, might still be on there if you look, i cant be arsed looking through 100s of vids that have "off the clock" in the title :-(:thumbsdown:

So do I? :paranoid::lol::-p

Link us up when you find it simmyroo :thumbsup:

lol very naughty walsch!

And I thought Dirt was a guy! loooooooool

Like I said, it wasn't me officer... It was the 911 Turbo :lol:

Well found walshy you retarded robin in a dumper truck :smirk:

Man, that video makes me wanna sit on your face :-p and it makes me really want a 20VT olop *sighs*

Build me one walshy, build me oneeeee god damn ittttt!

And I thought Dirt was a guy! loooooooool

Here we go again :lol:

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Dirrt, sitting on faces for the good of mankind :thumbsup::paranoid:

Dirrt, sitting on faces for the good of mankind :thumbsup::paranoid:

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:-o Stop dragging this thread down with your gutter of a mind, this is a family site, follow the rules you munch bunch :disgust::finger::lol:

Good job I'm not copying and pasting the text you just sent me over then isn't it walshy? :|

*tuts* <---- Haha check that tuttage out :nod:

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:lol::smirk:

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Hehe, I'd never do such a thing.

I prefer BMW's when I'm in the Toyboata.

This thread is just an excuse for throwing insults about and taking the piss. hahaha

Dirrt this ones better: well officer he was towing me home and forgot i was there, i only slowed down because the rope broke.

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Men just don't like women drivers. They judge us by the same book, can't blame you I can't park for shit haha. They hate us even more when we're in polos that cost fuck all compared to their pride and joy that can keep up with them.

I find men don't move out of my way either on the motorway, their ego doesn't let them, bless them :lol:

Dirrt this ones better: well officer he was towing me home and forgot i was there, i only slowed down because the rope broke.

I like that one :lol:

All men in big cars are like that. They dont like little 1.3 pocket rockets wizzing past them at 80+

I am a bloke before anyone says anything.

I am a bloke before anyone says anything.

Not what I heard :paranoid::lol:

been hearing from the wrong people then. hahaha

D16rrt I'm on polo3 yes!!

but i had this gt off a lad, it is a tidy gt, exsept the fact the lad let me drive home on a tire that was split and threded lol, 110mph on that was scary when i got home to realise!!!

and yeh the plate is perfect lol!!!

Thought it was you :nod: not as perfect as mine :smirk:

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