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What things annoy you about other road users, certain laws and rules, roads and what bad habits you or others have etc. Share with us and rant away you hormonal bitches :smirk:

I can't even begin to explain how much people who don't dip their headlights annoys me :evil: Honestly, it riles me like a muther trucker :disgust: I just don't understand why people find it so difficult? I actually laugh when someone does it to me now and come out with words along the lines off "Bitch, you didn't just full beam me for that long" it is slowly driving me mad :lol: and in the country they're worse for it, you end up having light wars!

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Simple, I Just FULL-BEAM them back :) and hoot hoot to :D

Thing that niggles me is, not saying thanks all you have to bloody do is nod you head or a wave of the hand.... but no incapable

i hate it when people randomly stop infront of you, maybe just pull over to the left by a few inches, then when you have stopped and are thinking, WTF is going on ?? they put they're indicator on, and when you pass them, its because they were so desperate to pick up thier phone that they just stop in the middle of the fucking road!

People who dont understand that you give way to the right on a roundabout, causing this...

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THIS IS NOT FRANCE!!!! you half-wit, thank god fords are mostly plastic. I'm now the 4th VAG Wales member involved in a crash with a Fiesta.

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Tail gaters.

If i am following some one at 30mph, and some one is sitting right behind me. Do they really think they will get there quicker or i will pull over to let them pass?

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I do full beam them back just before my passing, I can't help it :badgrin:

Oblivious to other road users drivers! They think they are the only person on the road, so they infact feel no need to indicate or just stop and fuck about as and when they please

Then when you pass them and say awesome indication there, they look at you with those puppy eyes like what did I do wrong?

Toolamons :disgust:

Edit: I can't spell :smirk:

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Fog Lights when it's not foggy.

People who don't put their lights on when it's getting dark or if its pissing down with rain.

People going about 40 in a 60.

People who don't indicate.

People who pull out infront of you.

People who slow even brake at speed cameras when there not even going over the limit in the first place.

Spazs who sit in the fast lane and don't move back in when they pass a car holding up everyone else who is going quicker.

People who sit under 60 in a 60 but then when getting into a 30 they sit about 40-45mph

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Yea.. i hate all fucking drivers i have to agree with Jimmy as well they really fuck me off. OR when people just pull out in front of you or dont give way on roundabout or some smart arse allec in a bemmer tours it past you just to get one space in front ARGH!

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Middle lane motorway hoggers, who still sit there when the motorway is empty and there is nothing in the first lane

Stupid!

Egotistical men that sit in the fast lane and won't budge when there's nothing in the middle lane. That really annoys me, I get that a lot in the G!

this should be in general car chat.... you of all people should know that...lmao.

crazy fool.

I hate people on motorways or duel carrigeways that think once they indicate they can move lane and you supposed to go out your way to let them out (Normally by braking hard). F'ing tits!!!

The one's already mentioned, tailgating when driving through town sitting on the speed limit, people sitting on the middle or outside lane for no good reason, also people who speed up when they see you pulling out in front of them when there was plenty of time/space, people who sit riding the clutch at traffic lights, this was mentioned in another thread, they sit there rocking back and forward or creeping forward, annoys the hell out of me, all you are doing is wearing out your clutch, it's completely pointless, just sit there with the footbrake or handbrake on with the car in neutral, missuse of indicators at roundabouts, signaling left on aproach then going straight on or signaling right and going straight on, what the funk is that all about ?, bad selfish parking, using disabled bays when not disabled etc, unfortunately there is a lot of selfish impatient and stupid people on the roads these days, they seem to just make their own rules and dont give a shit, i'm glad i learned to drive when i did (1989), the roads are just mental now.

Simple, I Just FULL-BEAM them back :) and hoot hoot to :D

Thing that niggles me is, not saying thanks all you have to bloody do is nod you head or a wave of the hand.... but no incapable

yep, lights and lack of acknowledgement get me on a day to day basis, espcially people on dual carriageways who don't dip cos they think a patch of grass between you acts as a light shield! it does, doesn't it!

people who don't indicate at roundabouts really really fuck me off... defeats the object of having a roundabout to keep traffic flowing in the first place!

people who purposfull go in the wrong lane to beat a que, then push in the front!

there are sooo many roundabouts in bracknell and 95% of drivers cannot use them correctly even though most of them now have painted lanes all the way round with arrows as you approach.

the ones who get me are the ones who drive all the way round on the outside of the roundabout!

old people

One that really annoys me is people that speed in 30 zones, they sit at close to 40. Then they think I'm an idiot after sitting patiently at 30 in the 30 zone then overtake them in a national zone because they are sitting at 55. Rarely a day goes by where I dont encouter it or have an argument about it.

Definately the not saying thank-you and the stopping in the middle of the road to answer the phone annoys me.

Also people who block box junctions when it is plainly obvious that they will do so, then just sit there looking bemused, or when you stop because you don't want to block one and start getting grief from the person behind. Really racks me off :evil:

Police are bad for that round here blocking junctions.

That avatars weird lad ha I wanted to look more at it than your writing.

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Lane discipline. or lack of. number of near misses i have. if i ever wanted to deliberately have a bump its would be very easy to arrange on the round abouts round mine.

Front Fog lights. Why is it that Gaz in his vectra with 2 kiddy seats in the back thinks it is sportier of something to have his fogs on? c*ck.

In fact- fog lights is just one of the traits of 'Gaz' that does my head in. He has a big car, which about 10 years ago would of cost £20k, so he thinks he is it. Fact is it has actually only cost him £1k cos it is actually just a big old car.

He puts the first set of alloys he can get hold of onto it... they dont go in the slightest. Its looks gash.

He paints his calipers red. The list goes on. At least when he is out driving he isnt beating his wife up.

Middle lane hoggers do kinda get on my nerves, but just overtake..

Boy racers who wanna race. "Oh he has alloys and his car is low. He must be a complete twazzer like me." No actually. I drive a 1.4. I'm 27, i grew out of that about 9 1/2 years ago.

CYCLISTS!! These Kamikazes who ride in the middle of the road, yes I mean middle of the road like the 2 this morning.

Bus can't pass because of the traffic coming opposite, then there's the roadworks so that holds everyone due to the lights are always Red forever! Which the cyclist doesn't stop for either??

Also no handsignals + no highvis + no lights + no helmet! = no brain

What makes it worse, there's a cycle lane across the road that was built for cyclists.... :x

Well living in MK obviously means thousands of roundabouts, and the one thing that really does my head in, is lazy arsed people who just refuse to stay in the left lane when going straight on at a roundabout, and end up trying to chop the front end off anyone who is in the right lane and turning right! Seems to happen at every other roundabout around here, theres some complete spastics about.

Also people who don't indicate on the way out of a roundabout pisses me off too.

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this should be in general car chat.... you of all people should know that...lmao.

crazy fool.

Why aii man, I'm sorry like :lol: Slap my wrist :-p

The idiot the other day in his mazda...

Sat behind a micra on a country lane at about 35mph (60 speed limit) keeping my distance. Mazda sat close behind me.. long stretch comes up.. i signal, move out and overtake in the appropriate manner... Mazda starts flashing his lights!!... then to make it worse we go round a corner into the 30mph zone and the mazda decides to overtake the micra there! then boot it up to me and sit up my arse...

And no I didn't pull out as the Mazda was trying to overtake and cut him up...

this should be in general car chat.... you of all people should know that...lmao.

crazy fool.

Why aii man, I'm sorry like :lol: Slap my wrist :-p

lol, you wish.... kinky.

Dangerous old people piss me off in a big way!

I end up hating every other road user for at least one thing, however trivial or tragic.

Not saying I have really bad road rage :lol: Main things would be..

MOBILE PHONES.

And that NUTTER you only come across on random occasions who is in their car, stopped in the road, or reversing somewhere and has NO idea what they're doing and leaves you wondering what it is they could POSSIBLY be trying to do who holds everyone up.

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