^ oh how excellent , i see an old guy ripping up the mac on one of them earlier , his was red must be faster

^^^ but they dont have any insurance or Tax so they shouldn't be on it!!! and the reason they drive those is because the DVLA has taken away their license as they shouldn't be in charge of a shopping trolley never mind a bloody car

Would love too mod one that can do over 40 just to blast through speed cameras.

Edited 19 February, 200917 yr by Cymro

I always see the dude pisses me off, as said no insurance, tax etc, but he does wear a fluorescent jacket so I guess it's alright then .

Luckily today it was in town however I've come across him on national speed limit roads before, nutter TBH.

people that dart across junctions when they dont save any time and put themselves at stupid amounts of risk.

come across a accident once at one section, everyday i see/have cars pull out in front of me, this is a friggen dual carrageway!

There is a mini roundabout here thats is enough that you struggle to over the roundabout itself with a lowered so obv you need to properly round it, but when you do that, some tit will go OVER the roundabout and try to overtake you! its a single fooking lane you tool!

(going from right to left)

They see me rollin' they hatin'

You got it

Edited 20 February, 200917 yr by D16RRT

MIDDLE LANERS.

i hate them.

People who overtake you then slow down........DOES MY NUT IN!!!!!!!!

few rants i have are...

people who go 30mph on a 60 road thats completly straight.....

people who pull out infront of you then dont even have the decenty to speed up

and obviously people who sit in the fast lane of motorway/dual carridge ways going bang on the speed limit not overtaking or anything :@

anyway thats my driving rants lol

At round about. See a car in right hand lane indicating right.

I want to go left, pull into left hand lane, take first exit.

Car that was indicating right is now cutting me up and slaming brakes on in front of me.

Or driving right up behind me and honking the horn.

Happens everyday, same round about.

Give me a fu*king clue please.

Be in the correct lane and indicate properly you complete muppet.

People who cruise at 40 in a 60, then continue to cruise at 40 in a 30! Needless to say they are over taken after the 30 limit.

Tailgating in a 30? Slow to 20. Thats some good passive aggresive behaviour. Who the man now? Thats right. ME!

Fog lights! Its not even foggy, it was slightly foggy 2 days ago not not foggy enough to warrent the use of fog lights. Let someone pull out in front of me. Ha, I don't have to be blinded anymore.

No its okay.

I enjoy siting here letting you c*nt m*therfu*kers by, then watch as you don't bother to thank me.

Its what I live for.

Long line of slowish moving traffic on county lane. I'll sit it out, not point in overtaking I'll only gain 2 seconds overall. May as well hang back and enjoy some tunes.

Mr BMW driver is of the opposite opinion. There must be some kind of religious esxtacy around that next bend taht I'm not aware of, because he is willing to risk his life, his passengers, and everyone else on the road to get there 2 seconds faster.

I am seeing a pattern emerging.

Someone tailgates you, it gets on your nerves so you slow down, to annoy them more, until they finally overtake you. Right...

Someone is going too slow, so you tail them until you can finally overtake them.

Sorry i forget, was it you going slow or are you tailing?

Edited 20 February, 200917 yr by ben_reza

hate those idiots with their foglamps when there is no fucking fog at all...

old people

Old people in car parks pulling out without looking atall!,and driving 20 in a 30! and 40 in a 60!! grrr.

People in general not knowing how to use roundabouts makes me very road ragey!,

Nearly got into a fight with a tw*t that blantantly cut me up on a roundabout (that I use 5 days a week!) and then he starts signing 'idiot' and giving me the finger so I responded in the same way! he went mad, slammed on his brakes , jumped out and ran over to my car shouting "you cut me up you fu**ng tw*t" etc... I was obviously shocked so wound my window down and tried to explain how he cut me up as I was positioned correctly, and that he was in the wrong, didnt get very far! but he fu**ed off after some verbal encouragment and a cool head if you know what I mean lol, dumb as!! think he was drunk thinking about it now!

Edited 23 February, 200917 yr by jon H

They see me rollin' they hatin'

You got it

LOL! thats class

There is a roundabout near me where 90% of the traffic exits at the same junction (a left turn where i come from) so in the left hand lane you get a massive queue. My favorite trick is to sail past in the righthand lane (as if to turn right) but then go all the way around the roundabout and exit at the same junction as the traffic I have just passed. I cant believe more people dont do it.

I have a roundabout like this on my way to college.......I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!.......it just holds the traffic wanting to turn left up even more because impatient s***s are cutting in!

There is a roundabout near me where 90% of the traffic exits at the same junction (a left turn where i come from) so in the left hand lane you get a massive queue. My favorite trick is to sail past in the righthand lane (as if to turn right) but then go all the way around the roundabout and exit at the same junction as the traffic I have just passed. I cant believe more people dont do it.

Its one thing having an incredibly small penis. But you dont need to let everyone know.

One thing i really do hate, is when your at the petrol station and your waiting for the car in frount to move so you can use the pump and they spend ages fannying about getting ready ect and sit there for ages even though they've filled up payed ect, mainly grannies though they really shouldnt be on the road tbh.

When I turn right on a roundabout onto a 2 lane road, then while I'm signalling left some dickhead decides to undertake me.

1. Big vans have big blind spots

2. Vans don't have windows to look out of where the blind spot is

3. I'm signalling left because I'm going to get in the left lane so you can get past.

4. I could just swing it into lane 1... but the reason I don't is so if there's someone accidently in my blind spot that I can't see until I start to move across.

5. What do you think's going to happen if 3 tonne of me sideswipes you?

3 ton lol, what you got in the back?

My trannys a chassis cab so I can see it allllll! Had a panel van for a while and they can be a ball ache at times. Like reversing in tight spaces at night.

People who have a single speed, usually 40mph.

People who get annoyed when you overtake them.

People who slow down to 30mph for a speed camera in a 40/50.

People who move across to the inside lane on a two lane roundabout when they are in the left.

People who sit in the outside lane, I don't give a FUCK if you are turning right 3 miles down the road.

People who don't say thank you (just lift your hand up, its not hard) when you stop even if they have right of way.

People who try follow a train of traffic in a two way road with a right of way section when I am CLEARLY COMING THE OTHER WAY, then they get pissy when I give them the "wtf are you playing at" look.

Middle lane morons on the motorway.

Dicks who sit in a "keep clear" section, be it infront of a road or at the traffic lights etc...

The church goers on my road who constantly cause major problems by parking on corners literally outside my house which is also a bus route, the parking is bad enough you fucks.

People who drive with their rear foglights on

people who seem to target learners... I'M NOT USED TO DRIVING!!!

when i'm a passenger the things that get me are the full beam headlights, ungrateful peeps, and the old classic, drivers who seem to have no idea that on coventry ring road you stay on the right, unless exiting the road

honest to god, some people...

FOG LIGHT DRIVERS!!!!

why the fuck do you need fogs on when its not foggy...in the middle of the day or night when visibility is good.

worse when they have there fogs on and just sidelights

some pricks around here drive around with 10000K hid's AND their foglights on! fucking knobs!!

some pricks around here drive around with 10000K hid's AND their foglights on! fucking knobs!!

So really its the fogs dazzling you as at that Kelvin HID light output is shit . lol.

higher the number bluer and dimmer the light.

some pricks around here drive around with 10000K hid's AND their foglights on! fucking knobs!!

So really its the fogs dazzling you as at that Kelvin HID light output is shit . lol.

higher the number bluer and dimmer the light.

yeh but its still fookin bright, an they dont have them level either!

i got 10000K HID's and the light outputs wicked

True. lol. mate round here has a set and there shit compared to my 4300K ones.

i find the proper projector lamps are more dazzling then normal ones and self leveling lights are a stupid idea on hilly roads as they dont level out quick enough and end up dazzling the hell out of you.

Edited 25 February, 200917 yr by Cymro