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There's this fucking woman, every morning I've seen her, same place same time for the past week in a MX-5 who is doing my head in, she can't drive for shit and I always get stuck behind her

I won't be held responsible for my actions much longer!

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^^^chill girl.

Old bloke in a 4x4 on the same roundabout as before pulls out straight in front of the car next to me causing it to brake then casually cuts me up as well then swings back out away from the roundabout at the last second cutting up another car and almost hitting me as he wanted to go the same way. and of course it was my fault for being there :finger::lol:

Edited by Cymro

I found a new one the other day, speedbumps that havnt got a warning sign before them, or even a slow down sign. Was going about 40 in a 60 zone the other day because I never seen the road before and then out of nowhere a concrete speedbump appears! Think my flexi has gone. Left huuuuge scrapes in the speedbump though :lol:

What the hell is the point of speedbumps in a 60?

You can tell its the end of the financial year as our councils are thinking up stupid things to do with there left over cash.

REPAIR THE DAMN POTHOLES 1ST THEN THINK UP STUPID CALMING MEASURES!!!

What the hell is the point of speedbumps in a 60?

You can tell its the end of the financial year as our councils are thinking up stupid things to do with there left over cash.

REPAIR THE DAMN POTHOLES 1ST THEN THINK UP STUPID CALMING MEASURES!!!

I dont know, all I can think of is it turned into a 30 a bit up the road, but you couldnt see that or any signs

The council down by me are thick as sh*t. Although they have managed to re-surface one of the main road down here, not the best job Iv seen though.

a speed bump in a 60? i think you might want to double check that.

old people - a man in a 1.8 T passat. drives at 20 in a 30. huge queue of traffic behind him, me being right behind him already late for where i'm going. comes to a roundabout - he's going right (last exit) car comes towards him so obviously this is the best time to pull out. car slams on brakes and old man tootles round the roundabout in the wrong lane cutting up someone else. wtf?!

people who drive stupidly slow. I'm driving at 40 in a 60 cos I don't need to drive faster - yeh but what about everyone else on the road?!!? 60 in the fast lane on a motor way - don't move when the other lane is free. i flash. they get agressive. i really wonder where these people learnt to drive. there's no need to drive at 20 in a 30 or higher limit. it's too slow. lorrys on motorways who pull out to overtake the one in front RIGHT in front of you. they're tacho'd at 55 - i'm going at least 70!!

people who don't say thanks. motor bikes coming up the inside so i move over as much as i can and they don't acknowledge it. stopping dead in your tracks to let someone turn / pull out and they don't even as much as look at you. BMW drivers - 'nuf said.

no indicators / lights / no tail lights / no brake lights. esp lorrys with no brake lights who stop.

my mum when she's driving and we're in a rush and won't push over 50 on the motorway. also when i'm driving and she gurns at me for driving at 70!!!! 'be careful Lisa - no need to go so fast' yet it's fine for her to drive me mad at driving slowly.

people who brake for no apparent reason on the road. when the lights 20m away go green and the person in front proceeds to brake!! wtf?

people who purposely hold up traffic by sitting neck and neck in the fast lane with the person in the slow lane and refuses to move.

i could go on and on........

i generally just feking hate those old basturds in their silly posh cars who insist on driving dangerously slow.

some old hag in a SUPERSHARGED! jag, for example, cant see over the wheel, drives at 25 everywhere and stalled this morning at a set of lights....i mean FFS get off the road!

do you think once you get past a certain age that your ability to drive just dies? i know as you get older you kinda shrink, but you'd think they'd get a booster seat :)

i generally just feking hate those old basturds in their silly posh cars who insist on driving dangerously slow.

some old hag in a SUPERSHARGED! jag, for example, cant see over the wheel, drives at 25 everywhere and stalled this morning at a set of lights....i mean FFS get off the road!

do you think once you get past a certain age that your ability to drive just dies? i know as you get older you kinda shrink, but you'd think they'd get a booster seat :)

lol

all supercharged jags are autos... takes pure SKILLZ to stall one :lol:

i generally just feking hate those old basturds in their silly posh cars who insist on driving dangerously slow.

some old hag in a SUPERSHARGED! jag, for example, cant see over the wheel, drives at 25 everywhere and stalled this morning at a set of lights....i mean FFS get off the road!

do you think once you get past a certain age that your ability to drive just dies? i know as you get older you kinda shrink, but you'd think they'd get a booster seat :)

lol

all supercharged jags are autos... takes pure SKILLZ to stall one :lol:

hahahaha

sorry :paranoid:

whatever she did it didnt move...

i generally just feking hate those old basturds in their silly posh cars who insist on driving dangerously slow.

some old hag in a SUPERSHARGED! jag, for example, cant see over the wheel, drives at 25 everywhere and stalled this morning at a set of lights....i mean FFS get off the road!

do you think once you get past a certain age that your ability to drive just dies? i know as you get older you kinda shrink, but you'd think they'd get a booster seat :)

lol

all supercharged jags are autos... takes pure SKILLZ to stall one :lol:

Oh dear.... well spotted!

Maybe she was doing her makeup

Edited by ben_reza

What the hell is the point of speedbumps in a 60?

You can tell its the end of the financial year as our councils are thinking up stupid things to do with there left over cash.

REPAIR THE DAMN POTHOLES 1ST THEN THINK UP STUPID CALMING MEASURES!!!

I dont know, all I can think of is it turned into a 30 a bit up the road, but you couldnt see that or any signs

The council down by me are thick as sh*t. Although they have managed to re-surface one of the main road down here, not the best job Iv seen though.

Roads round here are like that, you phone up to complain about that the new surface is peeling away and all you get it "that road was resurfaced last month and we have had no other complaints", really well this is a complaint!!!.

I got a grill lamp smashed on a newly resurfaced road near Llandysul as it was peeling up and sticking to car/lorry tires then being flung off, now the road looks identical to how it looked before but with bigger and deeper holes :disgust:

a speed bump in a 60? i think you might want to double check that.

Okay, il go up there tomorrow to double check and take a video for you if I'm not wrong....

What the hell is the point of speedbumps in a 60?

You can tell its the end of the financial year as our councils are thinking up stupid things to do with there left over cash.

REPAIR THE DAMN POTHOLES 1ST THEN THINK UP STUPID CALMING MEASURES!!!

I dont know, all I can think of is it turned into a 30 a bit up the road, but you couldnt see that or any signs

The council down by me are thick as sh*t. Although they have managed to re-surface one of the main road down here, not the best job Iv seen though.

Roads round here are like that, you phone up to complain about that the new surface is peeling away and all you get it "that road was resurfaced last month and we have had no other complaints", really well this is a complaint!!!.

I got a grill lamp smashed on a newly resurfaced road near Llandysul as it was peeling up and sticking to car/lorry tires then being flung off, now the road looks identical to how it looked before but with bigger and deeper holes :disgust:

Mmmmhm, they seem to employ the biggest retards ever to re-surface roads these days :doubt:

Old People and taxi drivers, worst of all though is old taxi drivers!!!

I hate people pull out of a side road infront of you then go at 5mph to the next right turn. why cant they wait till i have gone past as there aint nothing behind me!

And i haven't even passed my driving test yet!

annoys me when you come up to traffic or lights and a car in front keeps moving forward an inch at a time.why dont they just STOP? twitchy fukaz :angry:

Old People and taxi drivers, worst of all though is old taxi drivers!!!

:angry: taxi drivers are total arse holes , you would think with all the driving they do they would be good at it :angry: old gits have no awareness of whats going on in front of them , let alone whats happening around them :angry:

general rules for me... if you're on a carriageway and the car behind you is going faster than you or on your tail then move over if there's space... don't hog the middle or fast lanes

if someones right up my back bumper and there's no where for me to go then i'll left foot my brake pedal... if the tw*t rear ends me because i have to slow down suddenly at some point then i'm the one left with a headache

I'll overtake if the person in front is drivin too slow (ie well under the speed limit) and it's clear for me to do it... if they get annoyed i'm not fussed...

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