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most fun for me was coming home form work and getting to a busy roundabout pulling out quick and a guy in a focus st170 that is soposed to give way to me did the same whilst giving me a dirtty look , then he stomped on his brakes , i thought thats a bit out of order . then he did it again and i wernt even close to him . this then brought in the red mist and the poor little mk2 breader has some work to do after trying to keep up with his for a couple of miles of overtaking everything , a clear streach of road came up so i thought he would just fly off, but no started the braking again . so i thought to myself i`m going to get this jummped up prick in his fuckass sillytwat170 , he made a very school boy erorr at the next roundabout and left me a gap so at about 40 i nipped through , but on to a dual carrage way can i funk this prick up now . i tell you what its the widest polo you`ve ever seen swerving everytime he tryed to under/overtake and slamming on the brakes giving him some of his own medican another 3 miles went passed and he still could not get passed the widest polo , he even started taking pictures on his phone of me holding him up . by this time he was steaming but if you cant take it dont give it , he was propper on the seek and distroy mission so i tucked upto the nearest truck and sat their with him in the fast lane screaming and cursing at me through the window , their was quite a cue building up behind us so i gave him the single finger and said what you going to do , he screamed some more then sped off . what a knob if hes going to give it atleast learn to take it

theirs plenty of other stories i can tell later, whats your story ?

Hmmm....

Not many, i was doing 37ish on a 30 a few weeks ago (industrial estate area) and just before a big bridge there's a road on the right, where the main road has a striped section for turning cars to wait in..

there were about 5 cars in front of me, and I'm about 300 yards from the turning, this jerkoff in a new Laguna was sat on my back bumper, like stupidly close, but i though fuck it, I'm already speeding, with the other cars, ignore him..

typically he decided to overtake me, along with the other 3 or 4 cars in front, but he aims straight for the striped section, where the front 2 cars are entering, so he's there, flying down the wrong side of the road, and the cars in front are splitting to the right..

so he nearly wrecks the 2 cars, which would have spilled over onto me and the other 2 cars, just cause he couldnt wait literally 10 seconds to turn.....

Week or so later i see him up my arse again, this is about 7.45am about half a mile from my work..

now this is a big road, the first half goes past a swan/duck pond, with those rumble strips on.. its meant to be 20 but everyone does 30 as its clear at this time of the year.. then the road bends about 30 degrees and goes up to pretty much a 40. so he's up the arse the entire way, again... I'm getting kind of annoyed now...

he sits on my parcel shelf for a while then randomly flies past, cuts a car up, then swerves into the striped section, so i turn right and follow him onto a car park at the start of this road.. pull up behind him and ask what the fuck his problem is, he didnt really know what to say... few more words from me and he just walked quickly to the door......

Probably the day a loud as fuck impreza wrx decided to shoot past me in the saxo, think he might have got a shock when he couldn't shake me off, and less than 2 seconds behind was a polo gt

i have to control myself from not getting out the car to some people and showing them my extendable wheel brace!

Sat at a set of traffic lights with my mate in the car, waiting to turn left. A articulated lorry comes round the corner and the driver didnt give me enough room so i had to floor it backwards pretty quick to stop him driving over me! I started shouting out the window that he should learn to drive and show some consideration. He heard me because he stopped his truck quick and jumped out, looking all mad.

I saw him coming, jumped out my car with my long screwdriver (about 1ft long!) and started shouting that i was gonna rip him full of holes for nearly hitting my car. Theyguy turned round, got back in his truck quick and drove off.

Even the guy in the car who turned up as it happened laughed!

thats the best one anyway but i usually get payback on anyone who plays silly buggers around me.

Probably the day a loud as fuck impreza wrx decided to shoot past me in the saxo, think he might have got a shock when he couldn't shake me off, and less than 2 seconds behind was a polo gt

That was so funny, I bet his GF was well happy!

I repeatedly anoy peeps on the motorway, they pull out to got past i floor it, and repeat.

I repeatedly anoy peeps on the motorway, they pull out to got past i floor it, and repeat.

Best game in the world, mostly do it to hot girls and guys in big cars that think they own the road.

when i had my 1.3 golf i just sat at 60 so lorries couldnt pass no matter how hard they tried

haha.

i like to annoy the "middle lane club"...

...tank it up behind them, flashing like mad (in the volvo) if then no sign of movement, down into 4th for a full-bore 5cyl flypast & cut-up sesh...

USE THE LH LANE YOU TOOLS!

I had some (female) driving on my bumper for about a mile I was doing between 32 and 36, so I got annoyed, I slowed down to 18/20 and looked at her in my mirrors, I did this for around a mile, she couldn't do anything as it was busy. She didn't understand for a while Haha, She learnt her lesson tho.

lol, yeah motorway incodent on the way to dub preservation....

kid in a 12v corsa and his GF next to him came out to overtake..spent ages getting a run up lol

he got even with me. i looked. waved and booted it

his GF was in stitches, his pride had a good punch in the balls :)

its even more fun when you do that in a 30 but then slow down and stop to let people out side roads or people across the road! Boy do they get mad! I get people on my rear bumper most the way home through the 30 limits so i slow right down for the speedramps near my parents house and when i get to the 50 limit at the far end, i put my foot down and leave them!

coming out of my town there is a T junction right lane goes right back into town left lane goes left out of town I'm in right some old bag same 30-45 was in left everything is clear to pull out so i do at the same time so does she nearly straight into the back of me because she tried getting into my lane well this road is 2 length wide so i stop right in the middle put hand brake on get out walk up to the window of her car an tap quite nicely the window goes down a tiny bit and a voice says I'm really sorry that i nearly hit you i think I'm in the wrong lane calmly........THE WRONG LANE YOU STUPID BITCH YOU NEARLY HIT ME BECAUSE YOUR SO INCOMPOTE WHATS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND LEFT LANE LEFT RIGHT LANE RIGHT .......by this time the traffice is backing up a good half mile and shes close to tears

women an old people dont know how to drive correctly they get on my nerves

Lucky big man Jack was on the scene then!

I fuckin hate people who drive up your arse when your doing the speed limit or more. One night some prick in a 1.2 clio was up my arse, i was driving the rents 2.2 td renault espace frogwagon. he must have thought 'ah its just a people carrier no probs so tried to overtake and i booted it, left him sat there, slowed down and he came up behind me again, tried again, FAILED! even tried to overtake me the other side of some central bollards but still couldnt get past!

Another time i was at the traffic lights sat on my own in the breadvan and some chavs decided to have a go, 4 blokes and a girl, at first i ignored them but then one of them flicked his fag on my windscreen, so i tried to put the windscreen wipers on but hit the headlights instead and all 6 full beams came on, so he was like 'you flashin your fuckin lights at me?' and i explained i was tryin to do the wipers and hit the lights instead. his mate came round to my door which was luckily locked and said 'you want me to punch you in the fuckin 'ed mate?' i said 'A: no thanks B: how are you going to do that through a one inch gap? then the other three surrounded the car, by this time i was going mad and the light had gone green so i edged forward and nudged the pikey scum that was stood right in front of me, he challenged me so i did it a bit more. then all his mates started kicking the car real hard so i was like 'FUCK YOU nice people!' as i revved it and dropped the clutch, pikey rolls on bonnet, i change into second, floor it hard and then swerve suddenly right at between 25-30 mph, chav flies off, hits the road fuckin hard and rolls! que my finger out the window as i speed off laughing at his sheer stupidity!

Got what was coming to him the little fucker, maybe he'll think twice next time he challenges something many times his weight made of metal!

Grrrr

^ ha ha dick heads , hope the car wernt to bad

i was i no rush on a sunday drive in my caddy van , coming through one of the villages an old granny was just going to reverse out in front of me so i hooted , she stopped i carried on at 30 mph , getting near the end of the village is a set of tight s bends that you can get round quite quick , but as i got to them the silly old granny had caught me up and swung out to over take . so natrally i blocked her as their was not enough time for her to get passed , so i carried on at 30 mph round the s bends , then out of the limit and upto 60 limit , the daft bint has decided i`ve done bad and is now trying to chase me so the next 2 miles of twisty back road the old caddy van got a work out as it was so funny to see the hyundi people carrier thing piloted by granny leaning all over the place and her face getting redder , after a couple of tight cornners , where admitidly i had the old van sideways , and she went up the bank a bit , she backed off a bit got into the next 30 limit she came up behind me and decided that she would stick to the limit behind me , lucky for her as round the next cornner was the mo fo po po`s with gun in hand . she sat behind me for miles after that silly old granny

Edited 18 February, 200917 yr by polo d

Nah the car was alright thanks mate, only thing was a broken badge and the lights were out of line but soon sorted got a badge and its all fine now :)

hope he was damaged tho

Some of you guys have serious issues...

Some of these posts make me lol.

got verbal with a guy on the way home today for not indicating! Was waiting for some comeback as i was more than ready! Fabiaestate Vs G40 - no contest really!

i find it quite difficult to be amused by these stories.

personally if someone wants to tail me with full beams, whatever. if that is the worst thing that happens to me today i think i will be ok.

if they want to race me, they can speed off. They obviously have less respect for life than i do, and that is their problem.

If you want to race someone- do it on a race track.

Anyone.. and i mean anyone, doesnt matter who 'starts it', who has the bigger or better car... anyone who races on a public road should have their license took of them.

You speed (if you want to admit it or not...)

If grandma is crossing the road ahead, and youve got your heavy right foot out, too busy flicking the two finger solute to the chav in the car along side you.... what is gonna happen?

I dont bother winding people up either- these days when people get in cars they become violent thugs. Just takes one idiot with a knife, or even just a wheel brace and its curtains. Not worth it.

sorry if i sound like i am on my soap box... it just all seems very unnecessary, and there are far to many flowers taped to lamp posts at the side of dual carraigeways already.

I dont bother winding people up either- these days when people get in cars they become violent thugs. Just takes one idiot with a knife, or even just a wheel brace and its curtains. Not worth it.

I was screwed when i got fucked off by someone with a knife, been up my ass all the way home and then sat on my ass flashing me when i was waiting to pull into my road, I thought Fuck This! Got out the car to tell him to fuck off he showed a knife out the window and i swiftly got back in my car and was off!

Another anoying one is people who dont que at petrol stations? What is that about? The person at the front gets the next pump and soon enough you are next but every so often you get someone just driving down past the que, tossers! i made a right scene when i was at the front and a women did thatas i had been waiting ages, i wheel span in front of her used allsorts of swear words and used the pump, and whilst using the pump i was still shouting at her as she was giving me the evils

sorry if i sound like i am on my soap box... it just all seems very unnecessary, and there are far to many flowers taped to lamp posts at the side of dual carraigeways already.

ok mum.

sorry if i sound like i am on my soap box... it just all seems very unnecessary, and there are far to many flowers taped to lamp posts at the side of dual carraigeways already.

ok mum.

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some silly boi racer in his corsa with his HID's on full beam and fog came screaming up my botty at the lights, so pulled off nice and slow. The silly unt©'s only tried to overtake me on the other side of the road around a central res., so i floored it. He had to stop in the middle of the road as some dad in his t5 put his foot down when the cock in the corsa tried it on, completely blocking him off :)

its not big, or clever but it puts a bit fat smile on your face.