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this is suzie she`s been around a bit , had 12 previous husbands , and its fair to say she`s got a bit loose . she`s lighthearted with loads of junk in her trunk :lol:

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when suzie entered my life , she belonged to a mate of mine , and had no go in her 900 . the mate got a new love in his life in the mk1 shape , and poor little suzie got left neglected , after a while she was about to get weighed in , so i stepped in and saved suzie from being squashed . she sat around a bit then i decided suzie needed a heart transplant , so out came the 900 and a good degreasing of suzie`s underbonnet started . as i stated she had got a bit abused over the years but nothing to the extent of what i found in her greasy engine bay , the poor old gal had cracked every seam :shock: , so after a bit of surgery with a welder suzie`s feeling quite a bit tighter , like she `s back in her teens again .

this is how suzie looked after a go with the welder and a seal up

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then i gave suzie`s bay a good old clean up and a fresh coat of black to keep it all uniform

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next in store for suzie is a 1.3 and a few more extras ......

.....suzie is a slut and she`s gonna get it ! more pic`s soon

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Looking a little better already mate liking the story line too ;)

loads of junk in her trunk

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No kidding, major reverse rake going on.

Engine bay looks better with the fresh coat of paint.

Good work man!

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thanks for giving suzie a bit more confidence peeps , she knows she`s put on a little weight round the back , but suzie said she started the diet the other day and it takes a while for the weight to start coming off :lol:

i was hoping to get suzie`s heart in today but she was not playing ball , so i told her to belt up and she said "i cant, i dont have one :crybaby: " so with a belt on the way i`ve been fiddling with little bits and had suzies fake tan out again .

dont tell suzie she has not seen her heart yet , and she might get worried about what she see`s :lol:

belt up love

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suzie`s breathing (home made)

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dont know if suzie`s this accomodating

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suzie`s turnning out to be a right cheap date , she`s only cost me £25 so far and that`s including splashing out on a set of alloys , and suzie`s not in to face value :lol: i`m suprised how good she looks in the first photo on the thread, she really has had a hard life, and does not have a straight pannel on her .

she`s gonna get it .....

Sweet engine.

hahaha mint story, likin the car hope u get her minted

lol, your a funny guy

p.s, that my old engine? haha

Engines looking sweeeeet.

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p.s, that my old engine? haha

well quite afew bits of it neil , trying to trick suzie into thinking i`m not just taking her for a quick ride :lol:

@clarkson20 i hope suzie dont get minted she`ll leave me :lol: the whole idea of her is to be tidy underneath and look like she`s been pulled through a hedge backward (keeping her cheap)

oh man so hope fully ul b on the road soon polodan cant wait to c her

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lets hope so polory its been long enough :lol:

only a small update on suzie today as i only had a couple for hours with her . got her heart transplant in just need to connect the arteries up and sort a bit more space out for her breathing gear

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ha ha she likes it rough induction !

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hope i can get a full day with her , thats if suzies not that busy tomorrow

so what engine is it ? gt or standard 1.3 ? god dam dirty bitch i bet she likes it rough

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Always love a happy ending

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so what engine is it ? gt or standard 1.3 ? god dam dirty bitch i bet she likes it rough

hay hay just beacuse shes a dirty easy slut that likes it rough dont mean shes a bitch :lol:

well suzies heart is a hybrid , consisting of gt rods,pistons and crank in a 2G block , 2G clutch and flywheel , and 2G head and cam , i would like to get a gt cam but only when one turns up at the right price or by chance , i`ve got all the 2G dizzy and loom to run it on , oh and 900 carbs :lol:

one thing suzies looking for is a suitable electric fuel pump

after suzie got her heart today i showed her the carbs :shock: suzies brake fluid bottle needs surgery in the form of a later model one, and one of her pipes needs a bit of bending and rerouting and i need to make a new back plate for the air filtter so i can move it over , then everything should squeeze into suzies tight hole :lol:

no happy ending yet suzies undercarriage needs a good seeing to :smirk:

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kool polo dan , i have a 2G engine also n was thinking bout stealing gt bits of my brothers engine, what will the rods do ?

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so then suzies had a nice day today , didn`t get loads of time with her as i was helping my dad do some bits .

had to get suzie on the bottle (off later model) and move one of her pipes to clear a path for the breathing aparutus, then got on with cleaning and fitting the rest of her hole up, she ended up looking fairly tidy. some of suzies vital organs still need a good rub , and her breathing gear is only a trial fitting , so i could work out some of suzies pipes

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and suzies diet is starting to take affect , loosing a fair few pound off har ass , she looks so much better for it , still the diet continues :lol:

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kool polo dan , i have a 2G engine also n was thinking bout stealing gt bits of my brothers engine, what will the rods do ?

ah its just they all attached to the crank and pistons so its easier (dont think their different), get the spanners out and dont let your bro see :ninja:

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Dan you need to stop smoking so much. :lol:

Looks like Suzie could do with some gas gas 8-)

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Dan you need to stop smoking so much. :lol:

Looks like Suzie could do with some gas gas 8-)

ha ha yoof i need to get some more :-)

hummm go go gas yeess , i`m sure suzie would like a little sniff later on , but she really needs some thing to hold her back insted of the match box pads shes got . plus that could be bad for suzies budget , so far £25 as you she her , brakes are going to double her cost :cry:

hows things going over their ? busy ?

hows the race for 12`s going ?

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suzie gave me a shy look this morning

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sorted out suzies filter and cables to make her breathe more easily

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i`ve got to confess that suzies head lights :unibrow: came that way and i dont plan on any cosmetic surgary :lol:

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thats about it untill i get a fuel pump in the next few days to bring suzie to life . then i`ve got all suzies legs to look at , and exhaust her . then it should be time for suzie to pass her 11+

11k+rpm 8-)

good work polo dan hope to c this lil lady on the road

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11k+rpm 8-)

maybe 9k at the mo , think she would need a bit more playing with to get her heart racing that fast :lol:

and polory you should see this little lady on the road soon (fingers crossed) i got a fuel pump today so i`m going for the start up 2moz , so lets hope alls well

ooo cant wait

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