I find my self walking to my car dreading what has been pissed about with this time....monday i noticed i had really shit signal...looked at it and some bugger has snapped it half way down. some has pinched it, I'm on my 3rd areal in 2 months. bend the mirrors back, bumper to bumper parking, guy across the road is a knob and as i dont retaliate he pushes it further e.g. bend my wipers back, or takes the rubber bit so I'm left with the metal scratching, and by then its too late to realise. how do i get my own back with being discreet?

i was thinking putting the paint remover stuff on his car as i drive passed so its not obvious.

any suggestions?

I'd call the police first as he is vandalising your car.

thing is i cant prove its him, know its him as he's always spying in the window.

we did get the police as he gets his dog's to shit on our door step too and we had a mediation with them but he's still a prick, in work I've made some plastic dust caps exatily the same but it has a pin in the centre to let the tire down and its hidden, so when you screw them on you wont recognise them and it's getting my own back

it may be worth investing in a security camera or two. Get the b*stard charged.

What is it with South Wales and annoying neighbours lol?

I wouldn't throw paint stripper on his car though, there's retaliation and then there's that.

Sugar in his petrol tank tbh

Those dustcaps sound pretty good, just don't get them confused with your own

yeah we did look into it but were not allowed as its overlooking the street where kids play and its deemed as peodophilia. was thinking what about a camera in the car looking up so it can only show who gets close to the car.

yeah are you refering to polo-bluebirds story (red 6n2) FoleE?

it's like leave me alone you child. he's a loner never see him go out.

ha ha I'm not that stupid.

When someone parked bumper to bumper on my car last time (so i couldnt go to work) i covered there car in fairy washing up liquid covering the windscreen the most and left a very un polite note

An alarm with proximity sensors, it shouts and bleeps when someone gets near

well we got a drive put in lately and i did park in there once and some dick clearly seen i was parked in the drive but blocked the drive, so i wrote them a very very nice letter saying fcuk off you blind T**T dont park in the way again...thanks. ha

liking it with the fairy liquid.

heard taping a tin or a fish to the exhaust and it smells out the car ha ha.

that sounds good with the sensors.

was just thinking of getting a sticker made up saying, get off my bumper you knob jockey. ha ha.

Dustcaps sound like a good idea. Expanding foam in his exhaust? (The Polycell stuff which sets rock solid). Bleach in the petrol tank? On the other hand park your car down the road a bit?

more proof that the police are shit!

bloody mediation, what use is that? ha!

put his car on bricks, let all tyres down and round all his wheel nuts off

or just give him a big ol fucking punch on the chinny

ha ha sounds quality!

well the thing is he's that childish he'll follow me. like last night i was parked out side my house and the was 4 spaces clear or cars for him to park out side his house but nope he wants to touch my bumper... and the amount of times i've woke up for work at 6am and knock on their door to move. their nice little trick they do too is if i park out side their house they'll box me in, and don't answer the door. but they like to park outside our house.

if i park in the centre of roughly 2 spaces they'll knock my door at stupid times like 11, when I'm sleeping, oh will you move your car you idiot i cant park near my house, and if i dont they rev their engine for a good hour or so.

so operation c you next tuesday will be in operation tonight as i have a week off

Sounds like he just needs a good smack in the face to be honest, probably solve the problem

One's just come to me, get something he takes care of, like his garden or whatever, and trash the fook out of it :)

^^ To the above comment, if he gets pissed reving the engine for a good hour it shouldn't bother you really. Let it be and once he gives up reving the nuts off his own car you'ev got one up on him again.

Best to use a security camera pointing directly at your car. So what there's a kids park nearby, the only proof 5-0 will get from your camera is a view of your car so your not eyeing up kids lol. Park your motor near your house and let him do a few things to your car. Afterwards you have more then one piece of evidence for police to prosecute him. Take actions further by showing your council his actions. They could remove him from the area, which would be the biggest pay back :) That'd show him to be a neighbour from hell lol

Edited 26 March, 200917 yr by NOZ

Sugar in his petrol tank tbh

I've done that before.

felt good.

oh yea, PS

security camera FTMFW seriously..

yeah i shall go for the camera :)

well we got like 5 kids in the street and another 5 from other streets and they like playing between the cars and that.

id like to jump him, he's always walking the dogs.

well he still lives with his parents but his van VW caddy the new one, is his pride and joy, spends hours on cleaning it.

and his dogs but I'm not doing anything to the dogs its too wrong.

ha ha revenge is bitter sweeeeeet.

Park on their drive.

lol, that would be funny. Or shit through there letter box, always a winner.

could fuck his wife too

ha ha he dont have a garage its his parents place and he's the kid...

ha ha would be a good option if she was even half decent.

lol at the shit thru the letter box.

was thinking of breaking their back gate down as thats where toe dogs stay in their own kennels outside. run free dogs!

You wanna put some fish where his pollen filter is. As when he sticks the heating on it will suck the smell right into the car! Or do top gear style and get some cheese in there. Imagine it when he has the heaters on full the smell he will get.