put a few slices of cheese on his exhaust lets see him try and take that off :p

also glue thumb tacks to his wipers...makes nice designs on the window

on a serious not tho defo invest in some cameras catch the bastard in the act!

Edited 26 March, 200917 yr by PDUDZ

yeah did see that episiode of TG. would like to do that,

whats tacks...sory to sound dumb.

the little gold ones used to put posters on bill boards :p

ah yeah quality

good idea.

few good ones like putting glue in his door locks :p brake fluid on the bonnet, even put a smear of oil on the windscreen along the wipers :p makes driving in the rain utterly shite

Edited 26 March, 200917 yr by PDUDZ

Fairy liquid, just watch it smear when he uses the wipers

Have a word with the local pikies, claim its your car, tell them to rob it.

Or just kick him in, best bet.

Or buy a big dog, then walk it and let it eat his dogs. :-)

Dont let it carry on though.

The police wont do F all mate, I reported mine and PCSOs come round to talk to me and then went and didnt hear anything from them, I kept ringing them and telling them the things that were happening as they were and they didnt do nothing. I was coming out of my estate the other week in my car and my mate who was smoking weed in my car decided to wind down his window and shout fuck off and stuck his middle finger up to two police officers so iv stopped reporting stuff to them now (and kept him out of my car lol). Nothings happend to mine now for about 2 weeks so it looks like its stopping or another attack to my car is due.

A good idea is to buy a £50 banger and park it outside his house or on his drive or blocking it and put it on blocks and it will take a good week or more to get it towed away.

If you need any help or anything mate give me a PM

HAHA even though i shouldnt laugh but this revenge thread is funny just looking at peoples crazy ideas i dont know what id do if it was me cos whatever you do to him he will just up the ante even more till he totally F**KS your car up and itll be too late!! id say camera ftw and see what goes from there. not that the po po are gonna do owt about it!??!?!? so many tw@s about.

if it was my car it'd be.................

paintstripper on the tyres so when he drives it flicks all up the bodywork

sour milk down the grills on the bonnet so when he turns the heater on it stinks

wrap carrier bags round his cold exaust underneath so when it heats up it melts and stinks and takes ages to get off

remove the valves and put the caps (plastic) back on so when he hits a harsh bump the caps fly off and the tyre gently deflates

cut 1 or 2 of his exaust rubbers, if unnoticed and you do the right one after a while the exhaust will snap

potato up the exaust pushed down the tailpipe with a broom handle

or a funny one for your mates, a small block of wood wired to the underbody long enough so it touches the floor and when you drive it knocks like a bastad!

Edited 26 March, 200917 yr by polo6n2g40

tell the police that if they dont do something about it that you will

usually gets them out a tad quicker

o yea forgot about another idea, if he has steelies and hubcaps take the hubcaps off and fill behind them with nuts,bolts, anything you can find that will rattle like fcuk :p and make sure to be plentyfull with the cable ties when putting them back on

edit: spelling

Edited 26 March, 200917 yr by PDUDZ

go down to your local tyre centre and get some stick on weights and stick them inside his rims, when he drives it'll wobble like fook!

Smack in the mouth is fairly subtle.

yea, tbh i'd rather give the little git a knuckle sandwich. trouble is i guarentee the fuzz would be knocking on your door within 20 mins.

super glue in the door locks.....

only thing about a smack in the mouth is that its the twats like him the police would listen to and not the person who's been putting up with the shit all along

could take a shit, in a bag a few times (different bags of course, because too much shit in one bag is unmanageable) and put it (gloves) under the door handles..

then put it in his radiator.... then in where his air intake (for the cabin) is...

oh,

if you see him, tell him to suck MY dick

Edited 26 March, 200917 yr by rindiesel

:grin:

hope you get it sorted mate...

could take a shit, in a bag a few times (different bags of course, because too much shit in one bag is unmanageable) and put it (gloves) under the door handles..

then put it in his radiator.... then in where his air intake (for the cabin) is...

oh,

if you see him, tell him to suck MY dick

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Love it!!

ha ha you guy's are some cruel git's! ha ha that shit one under the handle is the balls, my god you are so wrong but that would be hillarious to watch!

I like the sour milk one too easy see.

fancy doing something tonight.

I like that idea too about the jypo's, good idea.

And Iv just received some amazing news end of may he's moving to spain! I'm sure ill give him a parting gift .

This has turned out to be such an amusing thread, I'm so full of ideas now.

right here's one my friends did to me, how the hell the pulled it off i dont know.

well collage till 6 and it was still dark, but what they had done was get a metal coat hanger and a role of paper, about 20" diameter by about an arms length, anyway what they did (my fiesta) hooked the paper using the hanger to the spare wheel, and my car was against the curb so i dont see the back end, got in the car, went straight away, and got as far as 1/2 a mile looked in my rear mirror and noticed a massive line of paper on the road, got out looked at it and was laughing as it was cleaverly done, as i got out most of the guy's drove passed and tooting and laughing. took me ages to get it off. now it's my turn to get them back, so this thread will also help me for them

thanks guy's.

PS that you tube vid is hilarious.

yeah we did look into it but were not allowed as its overlooking the street where kids play and its deemed as paedophilia. was thinking what about a camera in the car looking up so it can only show who gets close to the car.

how is that paedophilia?

You could just be looking out the window at them, what difference does a camera make?

If shops can have cameras (toy shops etc, where kids go) you can have a camera looking at you are car!

i dont know how people put up with vandalism...ad go nuts and smack the bastard

some scum in this country

chances are if you put a camera up nice and high out of reach but so it's also visible then that'll stop him anyway.

otherwise, film him doing it and then confront him with the video and ask him to deny it when you have it on film.

He sounds like he has some kind of anti-social issues if he's making his dog shit on your doorstep and vandalising your car, it's the kind of thing ABSOs were invented for.

Stick some sardines in brine, which you can purchase in tesco, just tucked in under his scuttle panel, he won't be able to see them, yet when the heaters are used, it draws in the smell and stays for AGES...I know...it's how I got my mate back :)

Also among my revenge was cottage cheese all over the door handles, honey on the windscreen, flour all over the car along with egg. I was thinking treacle :)

If he's caused damage to your car, just do the same amount back, i'd be feeling a windscreen full of treacle, mainly because it's a nice person to get off due to it not becoming less sticky in water, PLUS if he uses his wipers, it'll more than likely break the motor :p