Ahh id love for someone to be doing this to me,

If he got his dogs to shit on your doorstep, id be out there with my toilet roll, pull my keks down n personally shit on his doorstep(like in me myself and irene)hahaha

Ohh and that shit that his dog did would be flicked up all against his front window for a good laff, Its called poo flinging:D

Get plenty of yours mates to park down the street right infront of his house for a night or two,

Or just empty the whole contents of your bin onto his driveway

Overally just be a nice person to him :)

cctv video never lies

Take a shit on his dog. :lol:

Or get some fox shit, hide it on his lawn or nearby, dogs love to roll in it but the smell is terrible and even scrubbing the dog sometimes has no effect.

As one welsh guy to another, do it TwinTown style, kill the dog and put the head in his bed.

Forgot about this one. BB gas grenade/land mine filled with chilly powder hidden behind a flower pot near the front door, good for getting dogs off your lawn too.

Edited 26 March, 200917 yr by Cymro

get something he takes care of

he's always walking the dogs.

Shoot his dog.

id go mad if so much as even touched my car

if you do sumit back its just gonna be back and forth with the revenge lol just go over there and tell him he touches your car again then you'll burn his house down that should work if not get some rope and hitch him up to your tow ring and take him for a spin up the m4

Kidnap him, then tie him naked to a lampost in the middle of Newport!!!

you say he spends ages cleaning his caddy van? wait for him to finish cleaning it and chuck a bucket of muddy water over it when hes back in the house.

best thing to is rob the motherfuka blind!

or go in there with a 12 inch blade and show him what it's all about or theres always the homemade nailbomb option thats a nice messy1,

or there the petty bomb through his front window,

u need to do 1 of these asap he sounds like a mug,

my motto 'neva fuck with another mans automobile'

my motto 'neva fuck with another mans automobile'

that maybe true but i dont think he wants to get put in prison for terrorism!!

that's normal round my area,

i know what your saying mate it just makes me sick when people fuck around with other peoples belongings especially cars as some of us pay our asses off for them!

Kidnap him, then tie him naked to a lampost in the middle of Newport!!!

whats wrong with newport?

Kidnap him, then tie him naked to a lampost in the middle of Newport!!!

whats wrong with newport?

i can get hold of nailbombs which fit strate throgh letter boxes

Kidnap him, then tie him naked to a lampost in the middle of Newport!!!

whats wrong with newport?

i can get hold of nailbombs which fit strate throgh letter boxes

i dont need nails bombs fella if it were my car id be sporting a lovely new set of knee cap ashtrays on my coffee table

the ira tryna flog off old stock or sumit?

Caustic soda

works a dream lol

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Caustic soda

works a dream lol

yeah i started off using that then we got onto sulphuric acid and C289 quite a nice explosive but to much for that he'd blow half the fucking street up a nice nailbomb straight through the letter box little trick i learnt from sinn fein

Kidnap him, then tie him naked to a lampost in the middle of Newport!!!

whats wrong with newport?

i can get hold of nailbombs which fit strate throgh letter boxes

i dont need nails bombs fella if it were my car id be sporting a lovely new set of knee cap ashtrays on my coffee table

the ira tryna flog off old stock or sumit?

I'm sori mate iknow how you feel though as iv said i hate it when people fuck around with other peoples cars like that people pay there asses of for them but sssshh bout the ira thing.

tell the police that if they dont do something about it that you will

usually gets them out a tad quicker

Amen to that!

Loosen wheel nuts. Me and a few chums (socket set each) set about doing this to some idiot who always throws stuff at us from his corsa.

Saw his car the next day in the garage.

you say he spends ages cleaning his caddy van? wait for him to finish cleaning it and chuck a bucket of muddy water over it when hes back in the house.

Funniest one yet, so original!

just light a rocket and drop it through his letter box. that shut sort the fucker out and if its doesnt chances are his house will burn down!

shit on his bonnet and piss through his letter box. just make sure he doesn't catch u pissing through the letter box as you wouldn't want him cutting you are nob off while you are in the process of doing so

draw a big knob on his bonnet using brake fluid

draw a big knob on his bonnet using brake fluid

LAKHARR FTW

go and find a group of pikey kids, give them £20 or something and tell them to make his life hell for a bit :)