go and find a group of pikey kids, give them £20 or something and tell them to make his life hell for a bit :)

LOL yeah and then they'll rob you are ass after they're done!

my old neighbour was a complete knob music blaring all day every day people running in and out 24/7 really pissed me off, wing mirror was kicked of my gt so went a bit nuts tbh needless to say ig got the money for it...... then one morning a fella from down the street called to tell me the windows of my gt where put through ( i am a light sleeper and didnt hear a thing) i was gutted but couldnt prove it was him.......

as some people are aware of the situation in nothern ireland that the paramilitary gangs more or less run the place so i had to go to the local bar ( witch my uncle owns) and ask someone to have a word with him. that night his cd player went out the front window of his house and he got a sore head ...........

this might sound a bit extream but i am a young father with 2 young childern work 2 jobs, i would work weekends in a pizza place and had to give it up because my better half was shit scared of being in the house by herself.....

this is something i would have liked to sort myself but these guys where high as a kite 24/7 and would stab you...

infact he called to the door one night after i was in at him with a knife i kid you not!!!!!!1

anyways the lig is in jail now and my house is more peaceful :):)

as for the police it wasnt even worth wile ringing them because i had no proof.

Thermite on the bonnet of his caddy FTMFW

go and find a group of pikey kids, give them £20 or something and tell them to make his life hell for a bit :)

or give em your shoes

make sure there all out and the dogs locked in....

feed the fucker chocolate laxatives

the dog will shit everywhere

these are quality guy's

made me laugh a few :) especially that last one with chocolate laxatives ha ha ha!

thing is you cant fart with out them looking at you. so shall be a little hard

that one about the pissing in the letter box is hillarious! nice one.

thanks alot guy's this has turned out to be a quality thread! and a lorra lorra laughs. (cilla black . )

go and find a group of pikey kids, give them £20 or something and tell them to make his life hell for a bit :)

or give em your shoes

LOL

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my mate had a neighbor like this only worse ,he caused a good amount of damage to my mates yamaha r1 and vr6, we came back from a rave early in the morning once and poured brake fluid all over his car and pissed through his letter box , smashed his lexarse lights on his corsa and booted his wing mirrors off , he didnt stop being a dick and threatened my mates bird so we booted the living shit out him and he soon stopped being a wide young chav

could fuck his wife too

Whoooo let the dogs out who, who who who?! Haha!

this guy sounds liek a plebbbbb! Give him a bloody tup and have done!

Id love for me and a few friends give him a session of where he won't remember a thing, maybe a bat or two, but the thing is he cries to his daddy and his dad is prity damn ard! but we get on with his dad so were treading on thin ice if we give him a paste in.

Id love for me and a few friends give him a session of where he won't remember a thing, maybe a bat or two, but the thing is he cries to his daddy and his dad is prity damn ard! but we get on with his dad so were treading on thin ice if we give him a paste in.

if you get on with his dad , simply tell his dad thats his sons a nice person

we've tried that but in their eyes he's an angel and were the bad people.

before his caddy he had the new civic type R brand new plate, and a week after he got it, someone had gone around the bend too tight and caught the corner of his car... tried blaming me saying it was you you got a silver car and i got silver on it, its you who did it i know it was, so i said ok show me on my car....went over to my car and he tried saying i rubbed it on my (black plastic) bump strip on the side, he said there it is(fuck all basically) so let him rant on for a good 20 mins and then told him, fucking hell gav if your so certain and so big headed how the fuck haven't you noticed that silver paint doesn't come off something thats back and made of plastic. I was weak laughing in my head, he said fine ill go get the police...never heard anything since ha ha made my day!

cant wait till he moves to spain now in may woo happy days:D