hi

my brother came home today and started spouting some shit about if you dont have your headrests in your seats your insurance is invalid if you crash?

this got me thinking about all the stupid shit people have come out with!

anybody else heard stupid shit like that?

Yeah i heard this one rumour, goes something like.

Volkswagens are reliable....

lol yeah!

the one i have now was advertised as "bomb-proof"

:lol: :lol:

i heard some one say vauxhall`s are good

got to be bullshit

lol, my manager said to me at work 2day...your car is always very clean, why cant your tool box be that clean/tidy, just think it as a vauxhall

i said, if it was a vauxhall ad probably shit on it

it is similar in some ways tho...i push it

The newer the car the better it is

Induction kits make a car go faster by miles

1.4 of any car Vs 1.6 of any car the 1.6 will always win

The police pull you over for doing 40 in a 30/driving without insurance/no seatbelt/on the mobile because they have nothing better to do

The list goes on and on

Old cars are slow

Cars older than 3 years are shit

The brand new Civic Type R outhandles the last model

1.2 55 plate Corsas 'have too much power'

All from work..

Oh, and apparently kerb-crawling is illegal :|

clarkson saying "all little french cars are cool, right"

Thing is, all the lads with the brand new little hatchbacks always seem to get birds in them, they're not so impressed by a VW that rides rock hard and cant get over any speedbumpd

Thing is, all the lads with the brand new little hatchbacks always seem to get birds in them, they're not so impressed by a VW that rides rock hard and cant get over any speedbumpd

true , but then a whore works out cheaper than a missues

"honda have never had a warranty claim for engine failure on any civic type R unit, thats why i bought it" - some bloke in work

"honda have never had a warranty claim for engine failure on any civic type R unit, thats why i bought it" - some bloke in work

bollocks..

we tried for a customer who didnt put any oil in his to top it up...needless to say honda told him to do one. 4.5k later he had his car back was a few uears ago now when i first started

"honda have never had a warranty claim for engine failure on any civic type R unit, thats why i bought it" - some bloke in work

bollocks..

we tried for a customer who didnt put any oil in his to top it up...needless to say honda told him to do one. 4.5k later he had his car back was a few uears ago now when i first started

aparently all you have to do is go on some handa site and its full of broken this and that, I've heard it off at least 6 owners aswell i think they all bought it from the same dealer!!

"honda have never had a warranty claim for engine failure on any civic type R unit, thats why i bought it" - some bloke in work

bollocks..

we tried for a customer who didnt put any oil in his to top it up...needless to say honda told him to do one. 4.5k later he had his car back was a few uears ago now when i first started

aparently all you have to do is go on some handa site and its full of broken this and that, I've heard it off at least 6 owners aswell i think they all bought it from the same dealer!!

i heard that they have never had a warranty claim for any v-tec engine managment systems , not the engine`s

which i can believe , unless some one can tell me different ???

"honda have never had a warranty claim for engine failure on any civic type R unit, thats why i bought it" - some bloke in work

bollocks..

we tried for a customer who didnt put any oil in his to top it up...needless to say honda told him to do one. 4.5k later he had his car back was a few uears ago now when i first started

aparently all you have to do is go on some handa site and its full of broken this and that, I've heard it off at least 6 owners aswell i think they all bought it from the same dealer!!

i heard that they have never had a warranty claim for any v-tec engine managment systems , not the engine`s

which i can believe , unless some one can tell me different ???

that being the variable valve timing and lift, is that a computer box.... if so its like saying casio have never had a calculator give the wrong answer

^ ha ha , but honestly i`am sitting here thinking what never breaks on vw`s , and cant think of anything that they can claim has never broke , ah ah no . dont want to stick up for honda but heard that and was impressed , if its true

If you add a little box from a seller on Ebay, its guaranteed to add 20+Bhp to your 1l.

Thing is, all the lads with the brand new little hatchbacks always seem to get birds in them, they're not so impressed by a VW that rides rock hard and cant get over any speedbumpd

true , but then a whore works out cheaper than a missues

So so true.

my misses hates being in my car complains about the suspension etc... but I'm not overly keen to be in her Ford Fusion seats are comfy as long as its not moving, and as for cornering it feels as if its going to tip over.

Spacious and very comfy back seats in it ddo.

^ ha ha , but honestly i`am sitting here thinking what never breaks on vw`s , and cant think of anything that they can claim has never broke , ah ah no . dont want to stick up for honda but heard that and was impressed , if its true

The Hazard Warning bulb in the switch on a mk3, never heard of one going. hahaha

Edited 9 April, 200917 yr by Cymro

All old cars are crap.

All old cars are unreliable.

All old cars are slow,

Puntos are nice.

Corsas are really fast.

My mum seems to think, I need a newer bigger car because my car wont be able to withstand a 90 mile run every 2/3 weeks. :s

I had 3 kids that were about 7 come upto to me when I was cleaning my car and said my cars crap, I said why, then hesitated and said because its shit????

My polos a shed cause its old.

Phooey! Its a shed for far better reasons than that!

My mum seems to think, I need a newer bigger car because my car wont be able to withstand a 90 mile run every 2/3 weeks. :s

Mine survived 300mile round trips to see my Gf every 2wks. and it did a 800mile trip last week with out a problem.

i drove 110 miles home in my new (old) golf with no first or second gear and the clutch didnt go i was impressed :)

I like the one 'An MG isn't a Rover, its totally different'. LOL- There both wank.

Yeah i heard this one rumour, goes something like.

Volkswagens are reliable....

They are til you start modding them. My standard breadvan is really reliable never put a foot wrong!

Yeah i heard this one rumour, goes something like.

Volkswagens are reliable....

They are til you start modding them. My standard breadvan is really reliable never put a foot wrong!

as too is my VR6 - shocking but true, and its in a mk2 golf....