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lol, tonight was interesting. I was driving the golf through town (brand new golf) and got flagged down by 4 girls dressed in air hostess uniforms.

They asked me if i had a light, and I said no. One (busty too may I add) then said "I can see your fag lighter from here" as she bent over the door and put her hand on my thigh.

Anyways, I refused to let her use the fag lighter and explained that the car's brand new and i didn't want it being used and also didn't want it stinking of smoke.

I then got laughed at by the hostesses :(

Was I being stupid? or did I have a point?

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lol, tonight was interesting. I was driving the golf through town (brand new golf) and got flagged down by 4 girls dressed in air hostess uniforms.

They asked me if i had a light, and I said no. One (busty too may I add) then said "I can see your fag lighter from here" as she bent over the door and put her hand on my thigh.

Anyways, I refused to let her use the fag lighter and explained that the car's brand new and i didn't want it being used and also didn't want it stinking of smoke.

I then got laughed at by the hostesses :(

Was I being stupid? or did I have a point?

I can see where your coming from mate but they was ladies in need of help lol

You could of give them the lighter then told them to stay away from the car till they was going

Edited by Mike1990

:lol: nah, thats pretty typical for a non smoking car geek :nod:8-)

Slutty bleeders wouldnt understand

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was most gutted when one planted her arse on my bonnet too, hope it's not dented and whatever that liquid was doesnt mark my paint.

Should of ran the dirty skank down, the liquid was probs mouldy ass seepage

Edited by walshc

Meh, pretty sure my 1987 Mk2's fag lighter had never been used.

Then I needed a smoke while I was trailering it home, the van hasn't got a lighter, so I used the mk2's virgin fag lighter before I even drove it :lol:

Classy birds up north :lol:

Weren't being stupid at all, one as you don't smoke so doubt you would want your car stinking of it and two, its a brand new car!!

Hope the douche's didn't damage your bonnet though :thumbsup:

mate, car over girls? you dont bat for the other team do you? jokesss

I'll openly admit I've got OCD.. but a busty, possibly drunk bird dressed as an air hostess...?!

Yes Please..

you should have given her the lighter dude and asked for something in return LOL :unibrow:

Boobies! You shouldve said show me your boobies :lol:

Boobies! You shouldve said show me your boobies :lol:

:lol:!

The MK5 Golf never came with a fag lighter Mr Panda.....you had to spec it!!!!!

You have an upgrade there my son........luxury mats, fag lighters....what ever next!!!

why did you stop in the first place ??

why did you stop in the first place ??

You've never met Panda??? The answer is simple................boobies....but they pushed him too far!!!! :lol:

Boobies! You shouldve said show me your boobies :lol:

this man knows how its done :lol:

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why did you stop in the first place ??

You've never met Panda??? The answer is simple................boobies....but they pushed him too far!!!! :lol:

Exactly, they had boobs and they flagged me down. I assumed that maybe they wanted to sample some panda penis.

Wouldn't you have stopped?

I'll openly admit I've got OCD.. but a busty, possibly drunk bird dressed as an air hostess...?!

Yes Please..

x2 same here.

why did you stop in the first place ??

You've never met Panda??? The answer is simple................boobies....but they pushed him too far!!!! :lol:

Exactly, they had boobs and they flagged me down. I assumed that maybe they wanted to sample some panda penis.

Wouldn't you have stopped?

Probably not

and i'n a new car i definitely wouldn't of stop

Boobies! You shouldve said show me your boobies :lol:

fuck that should of pushed for some clunge, they were desperate after all :thumbsup:

why did you stop in the first place ??

You've never met Panda??? The answer is simple................boobies....but they pushed him too far!!!! :lol:

Exactly, they had boobs and they flagged me down. I assumed that maybe they wanted to sample some panda penis.

Wouldn't you have stopped?

Probably not

and i'n a new car i definitely wouldn't of stop

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LoL

wall i dunno what they looked like

they could of been complete miggers or Chavs

:lol: @ sampling Panda penis

When she put her hand on you are leg you should have grabbed her hand and positioned it on you are nob like some dirty ol' perv LOL "You want a lighter lav!?" :unibrow:

if they where like this then no F**king way would i stop

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but if they where like this then hell yer i would stop

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maybe not for this one LoL the gremlin might still your car LoL

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