Id ask for the boobs 1st, then explain that my ciggy lighter doesn't work (which it doesn't) haha

''Ok I've got my boobs out, now where's the lighter?''

''Wha?''

just lol

Go get a cheap one cig lighter, keep the original in the car and use the new one.

I dont smoke but I normally go out with a lighter in my pocket just for occasions like this.

Edited 10 May, 200917 yr by Cymro

if they where like this then no F**king way would i stop

grow some balls man, its all about the dirty sluts

Aye, sounds like my type o' lady

haha, do any of you not like some class?

haha, do any of you not like some class?

here on clubpolo we have to take what we can get neil.

Classy birds up north

and fock you, you southern cnut! lol

haha, do any of you not like some class?

class won't get you ass to mouth.

lmfao

Class = £

Trust shabs.........he is the original ODB!!!!

Buy a lighter and carry it around, girls are always askin for lighters!!!

Might as well throw the lighter in the bin if you're never gonna use it..

You should've got them all in your car and driven to your choice location, and then had your way with them.

Cigarette lighter regardless.

if they where like this then no F**king way would i stop

grow some balls man, its all about the dirty sluts

I agree, that bird in the picture would be a right good fuck!

I'll openly admit I've got OCD.. but a busty, possibly drunk bird dressed as an air hostess...?!

Yes Please..

x2 same here.

x3

i have OCD, its true

i got OCD too but there's no way i'd let it get in the way of a dirty fuck

DISCLAIMER- i'd just like to add for the record the only dirty fucks i get these days are with my misses, i am in no way an adulterer.

if what hoppy says is true (fag lighters are an optional extra) why get it if you have no intention of using it?

if they where like this then no F**king way would i stop

grow some balls man, its all about the dirty sluts

I agree, that bird in the picture would be a right good fuck!

that pic come up from a google search for chav

but looking at the pic more i would ......

Edited 10 May, 200917 yr by BSJ1

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8996/chavbabe036hr.jpg

non of the chav birds around here look like that, mind you 4 kids by the time they hit 17 can have its toll on a persons body

Company car, should have let them do what they want as long as they let you do what you want.

Classy birds up north

and fock you, you southern cnut! lol

Posh southern birds are usually fitter, but you don't get fuck all out of them

I was gonna say offer to take them on a 'scenic' tour of the area but lightning can strike twice in the same place