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Company car, should have let them do what they want as long as they let you do what you want.

its a company car? man what the fuck are you bitching about lol

company cars are like courtesy cars, they only exist to be abused :thumbsup:

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Shhh, we're not meant to know that :lol:

Brainwash time.

Please look at the red dot..................

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Company car, should have let them do what they want as long as they let you do what you want.

its a company car? man what the fuck are you bitching about lol

company cars are like courtesy cars, they only exist to be abused :thumbsup:

yeah, it is.

Clubpolo provides it for me because i need it to get to the various shows as an admin etc.

Company car, should have let them do what they want as long as they let you do what you want.

its a company car? man what the fuck are you bitching about lol

company cars are like courtesy cars, they only exist to be abused :thumbsup:

yeah, it is.

Clubpolo provides it for me because i need it to get to the various shows as an admin etc.

LoL

if its a company car why would you care about useing the lighter

i thought it was your car panda

if they where like this then no F**king way would i stop

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grow some balls man, its all about the dirty sluts :lol:

Ooo yer.... Jonnys ftw boys :lol::lol::lol:

Is it a company car? I thought it was yours?

In that case, it's not yours haha so I don't get why you wouldn't use it anyway?

I am actually suprised you didn't give her a light Panda

Light for a lay?

You should have just ran the skanks down :lol:

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Dirt.... I'm not that desperate... yet, lol.

I'm sorry... I thought you were... :lol::-p

Run the bitches down next time :nod:

In many years time, when you are old and sat in your chair in the nursing home you will look back on that moment and wondered what could of been. But it will be too late.

company cars are like courtesy cars, they only exist to be abused :thumbsup:

:-D too right.....although this polo i have atm has '12v' instead of fag lighterness

EDIT- a sneeky BJ for a mucky lighter? christ...

thats what air freshners are for, getting rid of smell....

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was most gutted when one planted her arse on my bonnet too, hope it's not dented and whatever that liquid was doesnt mark my paint.

lmao

Company car, should have let them do what they want as long as they let you do what you want.

its a company car? man what the fuck are you bitching about lol

company cars are like courtesy cars, they only exist to be abused :thumbsup:

yeah, it is.

Clubpolo provides it for me because i need it to get to the various shows as an admin etc.

And thats where your £5 a year goes :lol: Keeps Panda pimpin!

In many years time, when you are old and sat in your chair in the nursing home you will look back on that moment and wondered what could of been. But it will be too late.

nah it won't - viagra extra strength FTW! :lol: Pump it grandad.

lol, tonight was interesting. I was driving the golf through town (brand new golf) and got flagged down by 4 girls dressed in air hostess uniforms.

They asked me if i had a light, and I said no. One (busty too may I add) then said "I can see your fag lighter from here" as she bent over the door and put her hand on my thigh.

Anyways, I refused to let her use the fag lighter and explained that the car's brand new and i didn't want it being used and also didn't want it stinking of smoke.

I then got laughed at by the hostesses :(

Was I being stupid? or did I have a point?

you gay boy.

FAIL

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