So on monday morning as i set out to work i was greeted by a large suprisingly angry looking cat sat on my bonnet, so i thought nothing of it and tried to shift the little bugger! next thing i know 3 more turn up and i kid you not they actually regrouped lol and stared at me for like 5 seconds in a disturbingly callus way, i was temped to let my alsation out but he'd just sht himself,

this is becoming a regular occurance with cats sitting on my car and deciding its theirs lol, my girlfriend thinks there attracted to the polish i use - i just think there out to get me anyone else have this problem with cats?

Edited 4 October, 200916 yr by OLOP 1L

hahaha!

More than likely is the polish.

Or there just secretly plotting against you!

maybe they just really love your car and are trying to keep you away from it :)

They might just be guarding it from you. Probably just jealous tbh.

haha my next door neighbour is an uber cat lover which isn't normally a problem, except she got this new cat and it's the nosiest bastard cat i've ever seen!

everytime i park up the cat will run up to my door and whenever i jack the car up it strolls underneath and is just sat there chilling.

gets really annoying as i have to check underneath the car everytime before i drive somewhere.. if it wasn't my neighbours cat the only thing stopping me from dropping the car on it would be the awful mess it would make..

have yet to experience this cat gang crime though.. sounds a bit terrifying

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:biggrin: no worries sonic cat repeller

i'd just get in the car and drive off, they'll soon get the picture.

why dont you cover the car in cat nip?

loll

^ that would attract them lol

RAGE

Next door's sits on the bonnet even when you drive off, and if you use the washers it chases the wipers.

Mine likes to sit in the car when your working on it on your back if your under it, but funniest is when he runs under it and all you hear is a dull THUD as he hits his head on the exhaust pipe.

Mine jumped off the wall, landed square on my roof rack, broke it, and casually walked away as if it was all ok.

Hated the roof rack anyway, made it look like a window cleaner mobile!

Hated the roof rack anyway, made it look like a window cleaner mobile!

dare you to post that on a rat forum!!

:-D

Does anyone want it? free to a good home collected from Cornwall! Please!

Its not THAT badly cat damaged, plastic is all broken though - it really just didnt look good on my bready. No offense to the rat clan, sure they can make it look good.

my girlfriends cat jumps on my bonnet, walks up the windcreen and sits on my roof, wont be having any of that when i re-spray it lol :p

I happen to be the owner of the local cat gang in these parts, no car related issues though they just show the other cats and the local dogs who's boss

Cats hate the smell of oranges, so maybe a citrus air freshener? People keep cats off their gardens by spreading orange peel around.

this is what i saw out my window yesterday morning.....i chased the little bast*d with a spade!!

I'm going to start growing an orange tree by my car now. It always used to sit on my polo...one time i found blood all over the roof with cat paw prints on the bonnet. About a week later when I popped the hood, there was the paw of a bloody rabbit in the rain tray!!! I swear I wouldnt slow down if that cat was in the road...

cats are beaut animals..however my cats never sit on the polo..not sure why as it cant be a struggle to get on it as its soo low lol.

I happen to be the owner of the local cat gang in these parts, no car related issues though they just show the other cats and the local dogs who's boss

i need an insiders scoop cause there waging war as we speak lol

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haha thats one option

this thread is hilarious!

Had to open my bonnet before leaving work tonight as now that the weather is getting cold, as Garfield the store cat has taken to sleeping under the bonnets of the staff that park in the lorry bay. found him tonight wedged on top of my gearbox, and it just sat there purring away as i tried to extract the fat fuzz ball from there.

This morning one of the night crew had problems getting it out of his WRX engine as it had somehow managed to fit itself down the back of the engine somewhere.

Damn thing never wonders further than the bay's boundary fence and even the late night lorry drivers have to check there cabs and engines for him, shaking a box of biscuits normally makes him appear and as everyone feeds him he's a big fat heavy lump of ginger fur that has the ability to get into difficult places.

Had to open my bonnet before leaving work tonight as now that the weather is getting cold, as Garfield the store cat has taken to sleeping under the bonnets of the staff that park in the lorry bay. found him tonight wedged on top of my gearbox, and it just sat there purring away as i tried to extract the fat fuzz ball from there.

This morning one of the night crew had problems getting it out of his WRX engine as it had somehow managed to fit itself down the back of the engine somewhere.

Damn thing never wonders further than the bay's boundary fence and even the late night lorry drivers have to check there cabs and engines for him, shaking a box of biscuits normally makes him appear and as everyone feeds him he's a big fat heavy lump of ginger fur that has the ability to get into difficult places.

Pics! He sounds cool. My cat used to live in the yard of a warehouse and scrounge off the lorry drivers. She's much happier now living inside all the time and getting tuna all the time. Spoilt rotten she is.