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Hey people

i know people've brought this up before, but its only really started getting to me now

just today i was at my local skatepark, which is full of chavs and like 14 year old kids

they come over to my car, and just rip it out of it saying its all old and shit and slow etc etc

i know you can't please everyone but I'm a person that really tries to.

it just annoys me in general

they were like, why dont you give it to pimp my ride, i was like, the mods they do are absolutely SHOCKING.

e.g. pimp%20my%20ride%20uk%20after.png

someone make me feel better please :)?

thanks, Alex.

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I agree 100% with the chavs.

Why do you care what a spotty 14year old thinks :lol: in one ear and out the other!

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Why do you care what a spotty 14year old thinks :lol: in one ear and out the other!

i just take everything to heart =[

Alex

All they car about is 30inch rims and gay as fuck body kits.

My mates 1l has the loudest exhaust in the world, so makes it faster than your G40, ect ect

the best ones are when you pull up to the lights next to a saxo or corsa or any of the usual chav crap,

and they ask whats under the bonnet to which i reply its only a 1.3 (g40) then they get all cocky revving up,

lights go green and they disapear in my rear view mirror! then you let them catch up and do it again!

the best ones are when you pull up to the lights next to a saxo or corsa or any of the usual chav crap,

and they ask whats under the bonnet to which i reply its only a 1.3 (g40) then they get all cocky revving up,

lights go green and they disapear in my rear view mirror! then you let them catch up and do it again!

Exactly my point.

They just dont have a clue.

Also....

If the Car hasent got tints, Badboy bonnet, sunstrip that covers 3/4 of the windscreen, Quad 10" exhaust, Race strips that adds 100bhp. Your car just aint cool bruv!!

Edited by dub17

jst ask the little 14 year olds were is thier car is and the soon shut the fuck up or jst kick the fuck out of them lol

haha i still get the you are car shit all the time, but its my car and not thiers !!

i got more stick from chavs in my 6n on ronal turbos than my mk 2. mk2 was badass 8-)

to be fair though mate, as i said in your other thread. you get picked on because you wear girls jeans and your very emotional.

Edited by T_F_G

a 6n on ronal turbos looks kick ass what were the thinking lol

i want a bready now fed up of my 6n

the best ones are when you pull up to the lights next to a saxo or corsa or any of the usual chav crap,

and they ask whats under the bonnet to which i reply its only a 1.3 (g40) then they get all cocky revving up,

lights go green and they disapear in my rear view mirror! then you let them catch up and do it again!

ha other than the G40 i love doing this... makes their faces just drop....

alex mate, think of it this way...its YOUR car doen to YOUR taste right? eveyone i work with (being 2 other people) they have no idea about cars....all they see is the old shed.... point is....you will never please everyone. so dont take what these skids say. they have no idea what there talking about...as someone said all they think is smart is the 20icn chrome wheels, lexus lights, big bore exhaust etc....they will soon (if they have sense) come to realise that its shit and they will laugh at them....

haha, awww bless em, dumb lil twats. Who cares what these little shits think, i might even bring mine down for their "expert" opinion. i know its slow, i know its rusty and old, i know the stereo is shit and it only has 4 gears, but i like it that way!

I used to,but its not looking too much of an eyesore at the moment. I still get people asking why i dont get a bigger or newer car,though.

Doesnt really bother me.

Depends where it is,though. People get it in company like this..

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..and I've had spectators in the Sainsbury's carpark but it usually just looks like an old car,especially when its dirty.

I dont think the MK2 will ever be a classic,but its frame should be quite a refreshing sight in another ten years - much like the oddly pillared Cortina.

that MR2 has a bigger exhaust than mikey's car.... must be quicker... right?

manbearpig....thats no exhaust, its an exploration cave that has gold in....

one billy bonus is if chavs dont like it ...less chances of them stealing bits off it or nicking it for a drive round

could tell em a pack of lies next time...yeah yeah getting a turbo engine and 20" wheels soon innit

Just ask them where their car is and they soon shut up

Best example of this for me was couple of months ago by B'ham University, was running an errand to Selly Oak and was sat in traffic when some asian lads shouted over that my car was crap

Shouted back, least I ain't walking matey!

He slunk off after that, saw them on the same road coming back 15 mins later :lol:

nah mikeys polo runs on kerosene. well faster

Children, mikey's polo runs on regular petrol, can we please give the lad a break.

we all know it's the custom headwork that makes mikey's car the powerhouse that it is today

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as we all know big bodykits and big wheels make it go faster, all the weight makes it stick to the road better and the stupidly loud exhaust makes it faster :lol:

hate it when people say that cus a car is old that means its shit!!! :x

Edited by frybert

this must be the fastest car in the world!

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They're chavs. It's probably only 1 of 2 whole sentences they know!

I get it all the time, even from non chavs lol. I like it so who cares.

there is nothing better than getting the dodgy looks as you drive past the local scallys because i would hate to have something which they approve of.

Reply: "why do you have that face?", normally leaves them disorientated enough to change the subject or they go quiet and stick there hand down there trousers in the never ending search for their willy.

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