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Reply: "why do you have that face?", normally leaves them disorientated enough to change the subject or they go quiet and stick there hand down there trousers in the never ending search for their willy.

i was doing that whilst reading your post haha :').

but yeah, well said everyone =]

ima own them next time :D

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uugh chavs are disgusting

was in KFC earlier and a few chavs came in, all had a hand in their boxers, saw my car an said 'mate your rims are sick, are they mirrors?'

they then got their food, pulled their hands out an used it to eat :retard:

uugh chavs are disgusting

was in KFC earlier and a few chavs came in, all had a hand in their boxers, saw my car an said 'mate your rims are sick, are they mirrors?'

they then got their food, pulled their hands out an used it to eat :retard:

I've noticed that too, what do they actually do it? Fair enough itchy balls now and again, but all the time?! :lol:

i figured they are trying to get their balls to drop

uugh chavs are disgusting

was in KFC earlier and a few chavs came in, all had a hand in their boxers, saw my car an said 'mate your rims are sick, are they mirrors?'

they then got their food, pulled their hands out an used it to eat :retard:

I've noticed that too, what do they actually do it? Fair enough itchy balls now and again, but all the time?! :lol:

i think its because the smelly c*nts don't shower, pubes are probably tangled up with dry spunk an sweat an dog saliva

You put too much thought into that :p

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uugh chavs are disgusting

was in KFC earlier and a few chavs came in, all had a hand in their boxers, saw my car an said 'mate your rims are sick, are they mirrors?'

they then got their food, pulled their hands out an used it to eat :retard:

Absolutely Amazing.

I Do It When I Wear Trackies, But Not Under My Boxers :D

Chavs Piss Me Off

Except When I'm Buying Grade :D

Alex

It must just be me, but I really like the fact that most people dont like my car. I wouldnt want to drive a car that everyone thought was awesome because everyone who seems to drive cars like that just seem to be attention whores. I cant think of anything better than owning somthing that I love to bits but other people hate or dont get.

It must just be me, but I really like the fact that most people dont like my car. I wouldnt want to drive a car that everyone thought was awesome because everyone who seems to drive cars like that just seem to be attention whores. I cant think of anything better than owning somthing that I love to bits but other people hate or dont get.

i agree whats the point of doing up a car to look just like they all are be different if they dont like it then they can just fck off all my mates are saying to get a better car asking me why dont i get a saxo ect I'm like no its my car i like it i dont care what people think lol ( my car gets a bit of attention atm lol alternator belt squeals like a b*tch)

so as everyone has said its your car you like it so what do you care if some people think its crap they obviously dont know that vw's are the best cars around and you cant get better than them (specially the mk1-mk3's :-D )

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Yeahh well said.

majority of my friends have polo's tbh which is good, but i still have the odd friend with the corsa or fiesta, in which they've 'tastefully' modified them.

Alex

Just ask them where their car is and they soon shut up

Best example of this for me was couple of months ago by B'ham University, was running an errand to Selly Oak and was sat in traffic when some asian lads shouted over that my car was crap

Shouted back, least I ain't walking matey!

He slunk off after that, saw them on the same road coming back 15 mins later :lol:

Reply: "why do you have that face?", normally leaves them disorientated enough to change the subject or they go quiet and stick there hand down there trousers in the never ending search for their willy.

hahahahahaha! :lol:

The MR2 had the same exhaust the other side,too (mine's from an Astra). The first of that shape was a J reg,yet they've dated so much better than a Polo the same age. I bet MR2 owners dont get so much of the 'old car' treatment.

Why do you care what a spotty 14year old thinks :lol: in one ear and out the other!

i just take everything to heart =[

Alex

that explains the hair cut.. :shock:

i jokes....

dont let it get to you........we all like the bread.. 8-)

if you don't like what kids have to say then maybe you should stop hanging around in parks?

if you don't like what kids have to say then maybe you should stop hanging around in parks?

That sounds like something my mam would have said when i was 10 :lol:

If you've got something that chavs hate you've got something good.

if you don't like what kids have to say then maybe you should stop hanging around in parks?

That sounds like something my mam would have said when i was 10 :lol:

your mams a wise women 8-):lol:

If you've got something that chavs hate you've got something good.

i'm pretty sure that 'chavs' would hate a case of the clap... does this make a scabby cock a good thing to have? :?

If you've got something that chavs hate you've got something good.

i'm pretty sure that 'chavs' would hate a case of the clap... does this make a scabby cock a good thing to have? :?

Na that's normal for them.

If you've got something that chavs hate you've got something good.

i'm pretty sure that 'chavs' would hate a case of the clap... does this make a scabby cock a good thing to have? :?

Na that's normal for them.

yeh thats why they have their hands down their trackies, itching that scabby cock of theirs

Anyone else noticed that all they seem to wear is Henleys these days? Which is good cause there clothes always have a huge Henleys written across them so you know who to avoid :lol:

When they ask 'How fast y'ad it den pal?' - simply answer "70mph, thats the speedlimit" and then wander off.

People abuse me for my motor; at the end of the day, it's got character, it's my first car, I love it. end of.

i get that, when I'm working on it at my nans drive in school days (she lives a minute from a 3000Pupil High School :(

Its like, why are you stripping your cat, can i have that ? - No fuck off

Why dont you put a bodykit on instead of replacing the bumper - Because there Gay!

is that a 2.0L sure looks like it - have you ever seen a 2.0 engine ?

Some are pathetic, really annoying

You lot think you got it bad in polos :lol:

Try driving around in somthing older and slower than most chavs grandparents :D

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Thats Pimp as fook, id love to drive that around although, it wouldnt even get off my drive, let alone around my area :p

My mates are pretty much the same, Why you ruining your car wih those Wheels) because there winter wheels - You have Winter Wheels - YES Why not ?

People dont understand

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