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Its like, why are you stripping your cat

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in front of 3000 pupils from a high school too!

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Ohh shit hahaha, good spot haha, obviously meant car :ninja:

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When they ask 'How fast y'ad it den pal?' - simply answer "70mph, thats the speedlimit" and then wander off.

People abuse me for my motor; at the end of the day, it's got character, it's my first car, I love it. end of.

I've had this question way too much

i now know the best answer

and nicely put. :)

Alex

Heh there isn't a day goes by where someone doesn't slag off my car. My choice response is that I take pleasure in the fact you don't like it. Or even better, point out that least I can drive a car legally and have one, then ask "where's yours?".

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Has that ever been in Newquay?

reminds me a lot of one i saw in Newquay, with a batman logo on the side!

Beetles win by default though :lol:

jesus fuck, that beetle is NICE:)

yea, though, on topic, i do aggree.. people just dont get it.

I do believe that people are just ignorant, and do not know.

maybe you should invite them to a VW show, to show them what its really like...

your car kicks ass man:)

Hehe love this thread! Spose haven't had the Polo long enough to start getting the comments yet. LOVED it when I had the Volvo lol!

Used to get the chavs in the corsas etc look over at it and just laugh at lights, then the mix of valver carb'd engine, welded driff and stripped outness meant I was quicker than them off the lights sideways let alone when i'd finally got traction lol! Always remember one lad saying to me "Bet that things slow as f*ck" I just replied "Yer it is, I get the excitement from you mom" and tootled off hehe!

To be honest I usually just used to let people get on with it but some were complete and utter dicks so I had to do something.... lol

you've got a car, they've got cider.

Run them over. It's obvious idiot features.

or buy them booze, beat the leader up and then rule your own chav gang and fulfill your emo fantasy.

^^ pmsl @ the emo fantasy

if you care what grubby lil 14y/o's think you need to grow a pair dude...

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you've got a car, they've got cider.

Run them over. It's obvious idiot features.

or buy them booze, beat the leader up and then rule your own chav gang and fulfill your emo fantasy.

lmfao

still laughing now

Legend :)

The local chav gang actually seem to like my car :ninja:

Is that good or bad? haha! Its either me doing things wrong or chavs are actually coming round to the dark side.

And lol at that /\ /\ /\

Children, mikey's polo runs on regular petrol, can we please give the lad a break.

we all know it's the custom headwork that makes mikey's car the powerhouse that it is today

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i LOL'd massively....

Reply: "why do you have that face?", normally leaves them disorientated enough to change the subject or they go quiet and stick there hand down there trousers in the never ending search for their willy.

so true....best thing to say.

You lot think you got it bad in polos :lol:

Try driving around in somthing older and slower than most chavs grandparents :D

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Mega pimpin, thats is one sexual car.

you've got a car, they've got cider.

Run them over. It's obvious idiot features.

or buy them booze, beat the leader up and then rule your own chav gang and fulfill your emo fantasy.

Do this :lol:

Children, mikey's polo runs on regular petrol, can we please give the lad a break.

we all know it's the custom headwork that makes mikey's car the powerhouse that it is today

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Its lightly polished,but i didnt cut slots like that into it.. Do they actually help? Doubt it - they're not even aimed at the opposing valves.

I'm thinking that just softening the edge would be better,particularly in the AFH which is a fraction different than that head.

All i can see in that pic is a lower compression ratio.

lol

my mk2 polo gets looks down southend and essex.

i love my mk2, [censored strop]

Lol

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/mx/

Check this out, not for the faint hearted tho. Some strong language. Viewer discrestion is advised :p.

I hate chavs, too many of my friends older cars have been nicked and torched by them just because they think they are old bangers, when they are our pride and joy.

Why did you have to link a decent thread to that bloody website!?! :evil:

my brothers are pretty much chavs so i hear it everyday

but not so much when i'm driving

my car gets looked at in weird ways but not really people sayin owt

edit: my spelling is laughable

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i know you can't please everyone but I'm a person that really tries to.

i aint got where i am today by trying to please people,fuck em!!!!

Lol

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/mx/

Check this out, not for the faint hearted tho. Some strong language. Viewer discrestion is advised :p.

I hate chavs, too many of my friends older cars have been nicked and torched by them just because they think they are old bangers, when they are our pride and joy.

Why did you have to link a decent thread to that bloody website!?! :evil:

If you dont want to look at the site, dont click on the link. I just found the cars on there hilarious.

it makes me laugh when people post links to barryboys and go on about how funny the cars are and that they hate 'chavs' ect...

the way i see the 'chavs' are being the bigger man, they ain't making a site dedicated to laughing at your car. also if they don't like your car or some thing about it they will tell you to your face, and not just sneak off to a keyboard for some hardcore warrioring :thumbsup:

barryboys? more like virgins using the internet in the wrong way to unleash pent up sexual frustration tbh :lol:

EDITED for more truth.

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Reply: stick there hand down there trousers in the never ending search for their willy.

LOL so that's why they do it.

I love my crappy dented rusty pile of turd!

I've never really received stick for my car, probably due to the fact that my car is rather modern.

But i can see where you guys are coming from, i seen a decent Mk2 Golf on Ronal Turbos, I thought it was the dog's bollocks, but i just got stick of my mates for liking something 'old and shit'. Pfft, they know nothing!

I did get abused by a 'chav' the other day thinking about it though, i was driving along the motorway and there was a saxo infront of me bullying a Clio into the outside lane, well i picked up pace and got close up behind him, he pulled over into the slow lane, then started beeping , flashing and shouting! Not my fault my Polo is faster than their Saxo eyy :p

barryboys? more like virgins using the internet in the wrong way to unleash pent up sexual frustration tbh :lol:

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