So it starts. The Vento has been down the unit getting a bit of work done to it. Left the car there yesterday and came home. Get a load of texts saying to look on here. Was busy so came and looked later. Turns out some clever fucker has decided to peel the lacquer on my boot into the shape of a cock. Now someone did draw it on with a marker before which I can take as a joke as it'll come off so wasn't fussed. But I thought permanently damaging the paintwork was taking it a bit far. Looked like this, can't get it off without painting it..

So anyway I can't drive around with that on my tailgate so I had no option but to peel the rest of the lacquer off so now it looks like this

but to add insult to injury the few lacquer peel spots that were on the roof have been expanded. Three bits on the front of the screen and then an even bigger bit on the roof by the door

I just can't believe that people who are supposed to be my mates or even just casual acquaintances have done that to my car. Theres having a joke, writing stuff on in pen, wrapping it in cling film, putting stupid stickers on it but I just can't see why anyone would think its okay to fuck with someones car like that. I pay rent for a unit so I can keep my car safe and its the one place it gets vandalised. I just don't understand it at all. Needless to say I'm nothing short of absolutely furious.

how kind of them

It's just a shame rocket cocks are so funny...

argh mate, i saw this the thread yesterday but thought you were a willing participant(sp) in it

bang out of order, but if they are man enough they will own up to it and offer to pay to have it put right. if not they are doing a 2 for 1 deal on nitromores in halfords. if you can't beat them, join them

that is pretty funny but its an absolute cock of a thing to do (no pun intended) to a mates car if its not a complete rat shitter who youve given consent to fuck about with.

noone owned up to it yet? who do you share yer unit with geez?

who dunnit then?

Is it going to be like eastenders, we'll find out in a few months?

Well I'm trying to find out so they can give me some money to repair it. It wasn't mint before but it was reasonably presentable. But even then its besides the point. Its my car in my unit so why has someone thought it was okay to fuck with it.

agree'd i'd feel exactly the same way fella

Who text you and who originally posted it? Obviously something to do with them! This I rediculous mate! Just shows you you can't trust anyone and you can't have something nice without someone trying to spoil it!

Name and shame mate then mayb they will put up some dollar to have all the bit done as a jesture of good will and to compensate you!

who originally posted it?

Panda

click me.

What a bastard, i was laughing at it yesterday because i too thought you were in on it, or atleast said it was ok to vandalise the car, because you were going to get a spray job on it or something. But that is a propper disrespectful thing to do to a 'mate'.

I hear red oxide paint is going to be 'hip' this year :-)

i agree i thought you was in on it thats y it was funny if my mate did that to my car i would go and paint stripper a door to bare metal and let it rust ha

hope u find out who it is matey

Pisses me off when "mates" so stuff like that.

One of my mates decided to climb on my roof one night when i was nominated driver and do a dance on it, now my roof and bonnent is full of little dings. And when I asked would he like it if did it to his car, he said "That would be stupid, It's my parents car" So I told I couldn't give less of a shit, and made him walk home!

yep, the only remedy for that is to pour brake fluid all over thier car when you find out who dunnit.

Well if panda did do it, shouldn't he know better being an admin on here (gives him an air of responsibility and this is not responsiblie behaviour to ruin someone car!)

if panda dint do it Then mayb he should tell you what he knows heartagram so you can get to the bottom! At the end of the day it's criminal damage!!!

who originally posted it?

Panda

click me.

Wouldn't surprise me if he was responsible to be honest.

Especially as he had no sympathy and was laughing about it in the thread he posted.

who originally posted it?

Panda

click me.

Wouldn't surprise me if he was responsible to be honest.

Especially as he had no sympathy and was laughing about it in the thread he posted.

i think kam will know better than most if panda is capable of doing some thing like that, best not to jump to conclusions because non of us know jack shit about it. he may of turned up after it happened, see it and thought kam was in on it for all any of us know.

if he did do it the he's a c.u.n.t tbh, but he could just as easily be an innocent in all this too...

Well if panda did do it, shouldn't he know better being an admin on here (gives him an air of responsibility and this is not responsiblie behaviour to ruin someone car!)

panda helps out on a polo forum, that doesn't mean that he has to live his life by the word of the bible ffs

Shame as that thing has so so so much potential atm.

Admin are just as likely to be fuckwits as the rest of us mere mortals.

Well if panda did do it, shouldn't he know better being an admin on here (gives him an air of responsibility and this is not responsiblie behaviour to ruin someone car!)

panda helps out on a polo forum, that doesn't mean that he has to live his life by the word of the bible ffs

no but you'd have thought he'd know better than to post it here Is what I was trying to get at! lol!

Shame as that thing has so so so much potential atm.

Exactly. I was over the moon that morning when it all ran and by the evening I was fucked off beyond belief.

I seriously seriously doubt it was Panda. He is a massive nice person but he knows when is to far.

Thats bang out of order...no wonder you're pissed off mate.

Mate or no mate i'd have fooking knocked him out...

Michael. . . . . . .

He always likes a "joke"