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  1. 1. What should I spray on number plate surround?

    • I love VAG
      0%
      0
    • Bite My Shiney Metal Ass
      0%
      0
    • If you can read this your WAY to fucking close
      0%
      0
    • not so close, i don't know you
      2%
      1
    • This car may be a piece of shit but its in front of you!
      17%
      7
    • Terry Tibbs Motors - tork ta meh!
      12%
      5
    • " dont laugh your daughters in the boot..."
      10%
      4
    • if you can read this......i rimmed your mum
      10%
      4
    • Pink or Brown...
      5%
      2
    • No It's NOT a Golf!
      10%
      4
    • Lower than your grannys nipples
      2%
      1
    • You're not actually supposed to read this,mate
      0%
      0
    • I'm Ol' Gregg, I got a manjina! You wanna see my downstairs mixup
      5%
      2
    • why are u even looking at my number plate
      0%
      0
    • This is a fat lupo
      2%
      1
    • Your mum's in the boot..... naked.
      7%
      3
    • I'm a loser
      2%
      1
    • Your dads in the passengers seat....you just cant see him cause hes sucking my dick!!!
      5%
      2
    • Mr whippys fresh african children. stop me and buy one
      5%
      2
    • "I found Jesus. Hes in my boot. You can see him for £5"
      2%
      1

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Gonna spray some text onto my number plate surrounds for a laugh.

Write ANYTHING you think should go on it in this thread and whoevers is the most popular (worked out by amount of quotes or whatever)

I will spray it on those suckers and post some pictures for your amusement.

Nothing too offensive and bear in mind it has to be short enough to go under a number plate.

GOGOGOGO!

Dont misunderstand this as me being lazy and un-imaginative, I thought it would be funny to see what I ended up with.

Edited by Whos Adam

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I love VAG? :lol:

Bite My Shiney Metal Ass.

Metal could be substituted for such things as Polo or VW etc.

Edited by kwijibo_coupe

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I have some red spray paint for a love heart as well!

If you can read this your WAY to fucking close!?!

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If you can read this your WAY to fucking close!?!

For the front switch "your" to "I'm" :-D

"i wrote this after asking other people what i should write here, because it hurts when i think for myself" :thumbsup:

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"i wrote this after asking other people what i should write here, because it hurts when i think for myself" :thumbsup:

I was waiting for that.

and I already planned my response >>copy & paste

I can think for myself, although but I am currently at work and bored as hell. So I thought I would create a thread for the enjoyment of myself and others, and get people involved and have a laugh at what stupid shit gets written on my car!

Also, That would definitely not fit on my number plate surround!

:lol:

edit - Didn't actually copy+paste that :(

Edited by Whos Adam

I suck dick for $$$

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cheers pal

This car may be a piece of shit but its in front of you!

Honk if your horny!

I put that sign in the back window of a mates car and it was hilarious watching him trying to figure out what people were beeping at!

i win.

you fail.

end.

Pink or Brown...

No It's NOT a Golf!

Lower than your grannys nipples

You're not actually supposed to read this,mate

Lower than your grannys nipples

That's gotta be a winner!! Haha

^ it's old though...

Lower than a smackheads morals, or my personal favourite, which I'm pretty sure hasn't been done before: lower than a smoker's sperm count

Its old but good :D

I like the Sperm count one :D:lol:

I'm Ol' Gregg, I got a manjina! You wanna see my downstairs mixup?

why are u even looking at my number plate ?

This car may be a piece of shit but its in front of you!

This one!!

Get you rat out !

Move bitch, get out my way, get out my way.

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