lol at what i just found :)

Edited 27 April, 201016 yr by dbstreetfighter

"You just lost the game"

Haha yeah walshc that was priceless!

oh yes terry is the man i aspire to be lol

"Das auto" ??

dead body / wife in boot?

Your mum.

yeah, but have it - Y0 mama

if you've got a loud exhaust - LOUD EXHAUSTS SAVE LIVES

was travelling to my nannan's yesterday and there was a guy stood bang in the middle of my lane and not watching traffic coming towards him. i'd spotted him but he only spotted me at the last second. I braked before he saw me then jumped back onto the path. If you're standing IN the road, you check both ways, surely?

if i had a loud exhaust, he'd have heard me coming and moved!

Edited 29 April, 201016 yr by Duey

Dont you have a loud horn for warning people?

i wanted him to move, not give him a fuckin heart attack! lol

Also, in regards to the Highway code, i wasn't allowed to:

The Highway Code - Rule 92

The horn. Use only while your vehicle is moving and you need to warn other road users of your presence. Never sound your horn aggressively. You MUST NOT use your horn

* while stationary on the road

* when driving in a built up area between the hours of 11.30 pm and 7.00 am

except when another vehicle poses a danger.

He wasn't a road user and i would have had to sound it aggressively (how DO you sound your horn aggressively?!) what, it has 2 settings does it - the "aggressive" setting and the "hello" setting?

A car up my road used to have this:

"If you can read this, your not an immigrant"

But it got kicked in one night and the sticker disappeared...

i've got one of those...

i didn't want my car getting damaged so i stuck it on my bedroom door!

When i cracked my windscreen (see indy231's build thread) i had a tax disc surround that says "Yes, i've paid my tax"

"Now go fix some fuckin potholes" but because mine was super adhesive it had to stay on the windscreen when it got taken out. i'm getting a new one through the post tomorrow!

A car up my road used to have this:

"If you can read this, your not an immigrant"

But it got kicked in one night and the sticker disappeared...

Thats not cool, because they obviously werent immigrants because they had to be able to read it to be offended! - Unless it was the colours of the sticker or something!

Lower than a Chavs Iq number

Down and out like yaa mums fanny

..

"Drive too close? You just lost the game"

"i drive a fast car because my penis is small"

I wanna get that on my car (even though my penis is slightly larger than average)

hahahaha on a porsche cayenne or something similar

"my penis is tiny but this car cost more than your house" hahahaha

"club polo is gay"

if you've got a loud exhaust - LOUD EXHAUSTS SAVE LIVES

my slogan wehey!! <<<<

yeah, so...

I knew it was someone's and couldn't remember who's it was, so i thought, if i post that "loud Exhausts save lives" then someone will find it eventually... lol

SO GOOD AND SOOO TRUE !!!

think i'd better go get a loud exhaust and save some lives then? might make my insurance drop a little :)

think i'd better go get a loud exhaust and save some lives then? might make my insurance drop a little :)

now, if only insurance saw it the same way too, we might get some cheap insurance for a change!

if you declare it, it'll put your insurance up

Dependant on acceleration....

"Off quicker than an essex girl's knickers"?

Edited 5 May, 201016 yr by DubDanny