Oh and a few days ago i parked up at the very first petrol pump and some old cheeky prat decided to reverse in and start using the pump before me! Bare in mind i had just parked up and opened my cap to start filling up! He got out got to the pump and started filling up didnt even say anything to me! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

...and you allowed this?

Didnt really have much choice as he was already filling up by the time i got out

really the thing to do in that situation would be to ram the pump between his arse cheeks and spark a fag up

i had simular happen at a carvey just getting the tongs for some roast patatoes (my fav) literally had my hand on them and some guy took em off me called him a idiot and used my hands to get my patatoes...sorted

Didnt really have much choice as he was already filling up by the time i got out

I don't get it, by the sounds of it you moved in front of the pump and were out of the car with the cap off, then he reverses in front and steals the pump, no?

Open cap = pop it from inside?

easy one walk up to him calmly then smack him round the head take the filler off him then walk away or even better wait for him to fill up take it off him then start filling your car he has two fuel bills to pay for being a fuck tard

spark up and toss the fag in his direction. itll be a hard lesson for him to learn, but when hes rolling around in bed with 3rd degree burns i think he will get the message