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Aye and everyone loves the boaby!

uuuuuuuurrrgh....

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Haha, bit of a struggle to put that one into words Scott?

Poo it oot!

No mate...that was me being sick :lol:

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awww cute!

i'm still cracking up at the shoe brush dog :lol:

so glad i stayed last night as well, totally awesome evenings entertainment :-)

Last night was mental...Steven little polka dot dress was funny as fook

but the bumble bee outfit had me doubled up with laughter.I'll get the

pictures up as soon as i can...

Last night was mental...Steven little polka dot dress was funny as fook

but the bumble bee outfit had me doubled up with laughter.I'll get the

pictures up as soon as i can...

You know I looked hot in both dresses!!

Finally home now after a 10+hour drive.

Just found a fresh packed of condoms so I'll be having a posh wank soon...no need for the Andrex runway tonight!

wtf did we miss?

WE NEED PICS...................

You missed the best night of the lot Jon!

I slipped into a little red and white number and pranced about then Liz kindly lent me a bumble bee outfit (which fitted me a treat) so I pranced about in that until Ross started complaining of being dead due to laughter so in the interest of health and safety I took it off.

Further classic quotes from the Scottish crew:-

I hope you get hit by the pole! (at the idiots on Saturday night riding the drivers door and trying to squeeze out of the marquee)

Are you here for the show? (me - on the gate on Saturday at a guy in a polo!)

Ross make sure you dont snap your pole! (Tent erections FTW!)

My Chuckle muscles hurt!

The Orgasm Donkey

Steven - I would so shag you (at Steven in his wasp outfit!)

Use the wet end of the the shoe brush dog!!

He's just putting his tits in!

Arse Cheeks for knees

Like when you put the shower head up your bum (the description of the jacoozi in the swimming pool!)

Would you like to buy my bitch?

I Gas you!

My cheese wont fit!!

Not to mention the gun, machette & guy getting beaten up over at the arcade, the armed Police. Buster almost getting pranged on the way home by a cock in a Freelander - boy did he get bitched!

Last night was mental...Steven little polka dot dress was funny as fook

but the bumble bee outfit had me doubled up with laughter.I'll get the

pictures up as soon as i can...

You know I looked hot in both dresses!!

Finally home now after a 10+hour drive.

Just found a fresh packed of condoms so I'll be having a posh wank soon...no need for the Andrex runway tonight!

Andrex runway :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quality night, changing your profile stuff to bee related things was quite funny too!

BTW, car looks awesome on the move! Couldn't find my camera and my phone was dead, otherwise I'd have taken a pic on the way back :-D

I have a video of Steven in a Bee costume!

I have never laughed so much as I did at the banter on Sunday night in the marquee!

bloody shame :( Think i'll be staying longer next year.

Get that video uploaded ;)

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ha ha ha its bringing it all back... :lol:

I've got some cracking pictures...i'll get them up soon.

ORGASM DONKEY!!!

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ha ha ha its bringing it all back... :lol:

ORGASM DONKEY!!!

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what a night it wos so fucking funny

If we can have nights like that from Thursday next year then it will just be a fantastic show from start to finish.

Steven do you want to pay me blackmail not to post the video up?????????

Nah if I didn't want people to see me do it I just wouldn't have done it.

I want to see it myself.

phohne battery is flat. but as soon as its charged it will be on youtube!

I want to see Scott's pictures too, you all know I looked HOT!!!

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