Cut an orange in half and put it near where it comes in.

fill the 6 inch gap with somthing

In this weather? Half an hour in our near freezing workshop and I'd have bother plugging the hole in an airbrick

i agree with jet washing it, if it stops it smelling thats good, if not it probably wont come back again, if it does. bear trap

decided ill leave it till the ice has melted then its out and I'm gunna stop it getting in again lol, i heard lemons scent keeps them away?

1. get a box

2. put cat in box

3. put box (with cat in it) in boot

4. drive a fair few miles away

5. chuck cat out

6. problem solved :)

Call the RSPCA but defo keep looking after it for the time being, poor thing...

The only person that seems to think what I'm thinking

Why do all the other shit to it? what the fuck has the cat ever done to you?

Animal cruelty winds me up bigtime.

I know man there's no need for it.. I love cats tbf they f*cking rule, even smelly homeless ones lol

I'd be very wary of it and get the RSPCA involved ASAP. It's possibly got all kinds of diseases and you just don't know it.

The RSPCA will sort it out, no hassle and you're not risking catching owt.

i have two cats and think they rock but if i had a stray getting in my garage i would be really miffed or a may just be bitter and twisted HA

RSPCA all ways make u feel guilty for taking animals there, i have two cats and dogs.............. thats enough

nah I'm not going to get the RSPCA out id rather the cat not be there because if i go out and start the car the noise will probobly kill it!!! but once the snows gone ill get it out and it can go back to normal living in the garden lol

I'd just give the RSPCA a call, they are really helpful.

Even when you babble onto them when you're drunk. (Not a prank-call)

I remember when I came across a Rabbit, they told me exactly what to do with it etc, and were going to collect it, it then bit me and run away. But that isn't my point.

I think the cat would rather live outside in the snow than in a cage after you have called the RSPCA

LOL :')

A cat, stinking out the garage? What kinda cat is it? haha

Cats are madly clean. They spend like 25% of there life washing and 75% of there life sleeping. Its all they do. With a fraction of a percent eating and and doing there buisness in the garden

Well, thats what my cats life consists of anyway.

Cant be house trained if its doing stuff in the garage to make it stink.

Sorry had to do this, 25 + 75 = 100%

"with a fraction of a percent eating and doing there business in the garden"

:p

next time your mum feeds it stick a bit of rat poison in with it problem solved, if the RSPCA can't find any one that wants it they will do the same any way. stray cats/dogs piss me off, if i wanted an animal to piss and shit all over my garden where my kids play i would get one myself. fucking dirty bastard things. people that let their cats wonder around doing what ever they like piss me off even more than stray animals, if you've got some thing like that put it on a fucking lead to walk it around, if you don't want to be seen walking a cat on a lead don't fucking get one, or if you do let it wonder around pissing on peoples gardens don't bitch when some one has enough of having to pick some one else cat shit up off their garden and takes it out with an air rifle.

1. get a box

2. put cat in box

3. put box (with cat in it) in boot

4. drive a fair few miles away

5. chuck cat out

6. problem solved :)

1: Cut a hole in a box

2: Put your junk in that box

3: Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe

A cat, stinking out the garage? What kinda cat is it? haha

Cats are madly clean. They spend like 25% of there life washing and 75% of there life sleeping. Its all they do. With a fraction of a percent eating and and doing there buisness in the garden

Well, thats what my cats life consists of anyway.

Cant be house trained if its doing stuff in the garage to make it stink.

Sorry had to do this, 25 + 75 = 100%

"with a fraction of a percent eating and doing there business in the garden"

:p

Yeah, but the fraction of a percent, is that small a fraction it'd be pointless doing it.

You would end up with a screen full of bumbers

like 74.56483837565657483929487575657584932020294958676768594930220394857565656474839

23%

Edited 5 December, 201015 yr by B-shaw

Cut an orange in half and put it near where it comes in.

best idea imo, i was going to suggest a super soaker filled with orange juice, it takes cat an age to lick out of their fur, and they wont think about coming back.

i do love kittttties, but yer stray kitties could be well jank, if you want a kitty, get one from a rescue home, not from the street.

but if he comes back every night, just get the rspca round to collar it and they can give it a clean bill of health (or a boot if its a rabies cat)

use you are common sense and get RSPCA out

I'm no cat lover but what you are all telling him to do is just sick.

people like you disgust me

Here is a bowl \_/

Tbh I think regardless of what's been said nobody would actually abuse a pet or any animal, lighten up and/or get a sense of humour

Note: animal abuse is wrong and I personally would NEVER harm an animal, this doesn't stop me from having a joke though even if it is frowned upon

You would end up with a screen full of bummers

pretty sure thats what happens whenever i come on clubpolo anyway :p

how to make a cat go woof........ cover it in lighter fuel and light it.....woof as the flames shoot up !!!

i'l lend you a lakeland terrier or a stafforshie bull terrier mate lol

Call the RSPCA but defo keep looking after it for the time being, poor thing...

I'm with you, i love my little cat and that tv add gets me every time, do the right thing calll the rspca they will give it what it needs and give it a nice new family and a new home so the it does not have to live in you garage.

= every 1's a winner you get you garage back to your shelf and that cat gets a new loving home and family

SORT'D

I'm with you, i love my little cat and that tv add gets me every time, do the right thing calll the rspca they will give it what it needs and give it a nice new family and a new home so the it does not have to live in you garage.

and if they haven't found a nice new family for it in a set amount of weeks, they will lovingly give it a leathal injection and burn the carcus

I'm with you, i love my little cat and that tv add gets me every time, do the right thing calll the rspca they will give it what it needs and give it a nice new family and a new home so the it does not have to live in you garage.

and if they haven't found a nice new family for it in a set amount of weeks, they will lovingly give it a leathal injection and burn the carcus

Well this weather has filled you with christmas spirit hasn't it

Call the RSPCA so that way the responsibility is no longer yours. They will be able to do the best for it whatever that may be.

Edited 8 December, 201015 yr by demolover