Hi all,

Saw a topic like this on Edition 38, so what does your Mrs say about your car?

Mines -

'It's too bumpy'

'Why would you have it that low it scrapes'

'Why don't you make it practical or get a practical car?'

She's getting a Beetle soon and I'm still trying to persuade her to put it on bags lol

Harry.

Mine tells me that i need to stop buying polos as there is no were to park her corsa when she comes round :p

My Corsa can go faster then this down this road, My comment well you tell the fucking council to fix the bloody roads and ill go fast then 10mph, Or even yet use your own fucking car, Ok

+ she likes the blue only because of the colour of the wheels, but does not like going in it due to the ride, says she cant see the point in the others as its just silly.

So shes told me to just have the blue one and the silver one as she looks the silver one, She wont soon when i slam it :p

Edited 21 January, 201115 yr by Po*Low*

Why don't you buy a new car with all the money you've spent?

This is too low.

This seat tickles my arse (i've got a broken spring).

What was that noise?

Its noisy

Paint it matte black

Why does it scrape?

No complaints from her really, apart from the noise lol.

Has no respect for the interior though she leaves fag ash in it all the time, I think she just pretends to flick it out the window...or is trying to set it on fire

lol..

"i feel sick"

"whats that noice coming from the engine"

"whats that hhhhhhhhhdunk noise every time you go over a bump"

"Its so low i can't get my foot under it"

"Why don't your lights actually light up the road and they pointing at the floor"

lol Just a few of the most common ones mine comes up with lol

'Stop buying crap for it, spend more on me'

'It scrapes everywhere'

'Why is it so low'

My comebacks:

'Stop buying so many clothes and I might (she owns over 50 pairs of jeans)'

'Oh really? Well your taxi service is now over'

'Fucking walk then'

I'm the mrs so to throw it over my mr drives a 07 focus.. its slower then mine body rolls more then mine is to big.. so all in all

my......................................POLO FTW

haha the first post defo what my missis says

Mines -

'It's too bumpy'

'Why would you have it that low it scrapes'

'Why don't you make it practical or get a practical car?'

Mine say its an old piece of crap and just laughts!!

I say if you dont like it, walk!!

I can tell this is gunna be a good thread...

I can tell this is gunna be a good thread...

Ha Lol yeah think the one on Edition is on about 20pages so far so thought id copy it :)

Mine also treats it awful, loads shoes in boot, crap everywhere lol but ill let her off cos its winter! Once the shows start again it ain't be happening!

I can tell this is gunna be a good thread...

mine likes car but says i shouldnt drop it. and i spend to much money on it lol

i dunno youth of today

tom

mine told me earlier that she thinks i should of kept my clio.

And last last she was like, we ent gonna make it to france in this car lol

But on the other hand, she loves driving the polo

and my old polo but didnt like driving the scirocco. o well, she has her KA

Edited 21 January, 201115 yr by mk2moo

I dont have a mrs :( however any girl who ever comments normally say something nice or share my amusement at scraping

Then again people ask "do you actually have your headlights on?"

"these leather seats are slidy"

"why can't you pick my friend up"

my mrs loves my car, she hates to get out of it and i think sometimes she loves it more than me.

My missus only passed her test in august,my car is now her car apparently,i hardly get a chance to drive it now !!! she bloody loves it,tho i say when she drives it she drives it like an invalid carriage,when i drive it i drive it like a Gti lol, luckily she wont drive the bus so I'm lucky on that one !

my misses stopped telling me what she thought of my car's a long time ago when she realised that i pay no attention to any opinion she has.

before i dumped her last week she never complained about it

She loved it her and her dad are big into vw's which was the reason we started talking in the first place

"I love the purple colour, I want it!"

It's blue -.-

Why do 50% of people say it's blue and 50% say it's purple? :(

My cars very similar to a woman.

Drinks only the finest fuel

Rapes my wallet at any given oppertunity

Has her off time of the month when something doesnt work right.

Moans when thrashed

Puts a smile on my face when out for a quicky

i dont has a misses but one girl i know complains that her boobs hurt coz they bouncearound alot.. :)

Edited 21 January, 201115 yr by Jonnyboi

Why do 50% of people say it's blue and 50% say it's purple? :(

Its green

Harry,anyone who chooses a fwd Beetle cant say shit about anyone elses choice of motor..

To my mrs, clubpolo is more of an issue than the MK2, I'm even on here in the bath.

She doesn't really like it much,but the performance does impress her - just not when she's in it

Second gear and her face lights up,but lay it down in third and she goes sour,hard.

As she has a 'more practical' car (arguable but for shopping) she's rarely a passenger anyway.

The daughter loves it though.

'why dont you buy a new one?'

Thats what i get from 75% of the people i know