My cars very similar to a woman.

Drinks only the finest fuel

Rapes my wallet at any given oppertunity

Has her off time of the month when something doesnt work right.

Moans when thrashed

Puts a smile on my face when out for a quicky

VERY well put!!

why does it scrap over speed bumps - mudflaps

why dont you raise it then

too bumpy, my back hurts

iv invented a game for when she falls asleep in the seat, dont avoid the pot holes and see how many times she bangs her head

Harry,anyone who chooses a fwd Beetle cant say shit about anyone elses choice of motor..

To my mrs, clubpolo is more of an issue than the MK2, I'm even on here in the bath.

Haha I've told her many times but that's what she wants so I said we will have to slightly modify but that's a no so far 2!

Haha same she is like 'your obsessed with that forum' lol

Don't really give a toss what she thinks, am pretty much seperated. As long as she doesn't try and rape me for the polos if I get divorced!

'why dont you buy a new one?'

Thats what i get from 75% of the people i know

glad you put people and not women, cos you dont know many women

True story

And your the biggest one of them all.

:lol:

No woman at the moment so i do what i want - always did though when i had one

"Olly thats rediculous" Was the most common phrase when refering to ride height, noise level, headlight tinting, pokey wheels etc

(all the good things really )

"Olly thats rediculous"

She saw your little willy then

Edited 21 January, 201115 yr by Po*Low*

Mine says its crap coz its not running atm

"Olly thats rediculous"

She saw your little willy then

Nope, it was his butt plug she was referring to.

I had my girl Say "what the fuck is that, let me out" as she got out of the car screaming due to a small electrical fire , iv had the usual why do you lower your car, why dont you just scrap it, whys it rattleing.

The currently GF says nothing, which is worse because i know shes thinking it :p Her dad always hints about the beautiful MG ZR or Pug 106 hes seen for sale, Werent to impressed when i said id rather smal my genitals in a door than sell my polo

My misses mainly says "bag of shite car, why don't you get a proper car, and leave it alone"

they just don't understand these things

Currently single but when I had one it was a bit like Tramps.

Funniest was when she went out and bought a new car saying it has more power and is faster.......she turned up in a 9n 1.9 SDI.....I almost wet myself laughing. She didnt like it when i asked when the fast car was turning up.

Edited 21 January, 201115 yr by Cymro

Mine tells me that i need to stop buying polos as there is no were to park her corsa when she comes round :p

My Corsa can go faster then this down this road, My comment well you tell the fucking council to fix the bloody roads and ill go fast then 10mph, Or even yet use your own fucking car, Ok

+ she likes the blue only because of the colour of the wheels, but does not like going in it due to the ride, says she cant see the point in the others as its just silly.

So shes told me to just have the blue one and the silver one as she looks the silver one, She wont soon when i slam it :p

whos this then carlos ?

I like this thread

Mine says:

Too low....

Stop going so fast on the a38! (have to coz i cant go fast anywhere else!)

Get rid of those stupid seats (buckets)

Your cars giving me a bad neck =/

best one of all....

You make me walk half a mile out of college just because your car cant get over the speedbumps....brilliant.

my2cents

acording to my gf

its got silly stiky out wheels

and its chavvy hahaha

and i waste to much money on it . and to much time fixing it

but yet her clio seems to have a hell of alot more problems than my 19yr old polo hah

I bought my missus a 6n , she thinks I'm a C**T

Girlfriend likes my car luckily, so much she bought a MK3 bready of her own. Now I can browse forums without a word as I'm 'looking for parts for her car'

I remeber when my misses said my old mk2 scirocco was chavy

I remeber when my misses said my old mk2 scirocco was chavy

Probably the least chavy car iv owned :p

I remeber when my misses said my old mk2 scirocco was chavy

hahah dont you just love women and there comments lol they just dont understand lol

My lass int too bad, hate the lows on technix (so did I!) then fitted fk highsports haven't had a complain about ride! Just about time spent etc but its all good! Think because I include her n took her to vw festival she has seen that it's much more than just slamming a hatch back! Told me I should sell up and buy a caddy/mk1! She drives a 206cc n said she would have got a beetle if the did a hard drop top in it (20vt really would have embarrassed me! Haha!)

She seemed even happier when I said I might be buyin a bright yellow mk2 Ibiza for a vr6 project!

Edited 21 January, 201115 yr by Pepe

I remeber when my misses said my old mk2 scirocco was chavy

Probably the least chavy car iv owned :p

She misses it now lol. after a while of having it she said it wasnt, but at first thats what she thought haha

I get called a chav on a daily basis and told to stop spending money on it and how i could have bought a really nice car by now =O

problem is when i tell her to walk she does lol =S stupid cow, knows fuck all anyway, whole family drives Renaults cause daddys a renault mechanic....pfffffft

problem is when i tell her to walk she does lol =S stupid cow, knows fuck all anyway, whole family drives Renaults cause daddys a renault mechanic....pfffffft

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