'why the fuck do you see going from a shit bike to a shit car as progress?'

'why the fuck do you see going from a shit bike to a shit car as progress?'

Two more wheels, So yer its progress

'why dont you get a nice newer astra or fiesta rather than this shit tip'

'WHY DONT YOU GET A NEW BOYFRIEND WOMAN !'

Haha a brilliant thread!!

My mrs loves my car but she dose like to moan it's to low an it's to bumpy an thinks I've got a problem cleaning all the time!!

my misses stopped telling me what she thought of my car's a long time ago when she realised that i pay no attention to any opinion she has.

You spend more time on yr cars than me

Why do you need 2 cars ?

Not loving the shade of green

I get the age old, "why keep fixing that old piece of crap when for the money you spend on it, and the money you could get back for both of them you could have a good car"

I came out on top when both our cars broke last week, mine cost £20 to fix and hers cost £500, old cars are cheap to fix :)

She also moans about ride comfort and says it makes her tits wobble around, which can be quite distracting...

Guess women will just never understand

my girl just sits very quietly in the passenger seat, i think shes waiting for one of the rattles to fall off :) she don't like it when i start talking to a fellow dubber when we are going out , 2 hours later :p She likes the car overall tho.

Mines not actually that bad..

All she says is:

"My punto is nicer"

"Why do you meet people and talk about cars?"

oh and

"SLOW DOWN!!"

I get the old,

Whys your exhaust fallen off again?

Why have you took the back seats out?

Why the person in the car behind us swearing and flashing his lights at you?

When I had my old 306, it was:

"Why does it smoke like that?"

"Does it have to be so loud?"

"It's bust again?"

"You could get finance you know, can't you get a Focus or something?"

Now I've got my Audi, it's:

"I miss your old car, this is boring"

"Why don't you get something fast?"

Women, so bloody indecisive :p

My girlfriend enjoys the bumpy ride due to "boob wiggle", i enjoy watching that to haha

-Nicknamed my car Ratty due to RTY being last letters on number plate haha

I get an awful lot of questions like, " whats that noise?" , "is it safe" - just reply " o its the noise of the engine, nothing to worry about" sometimes I dont know haha.

But the amazing thing is, she lends me here savings to either fix problems or buy wheels etc whats quality!

"My punto is nicer"

that my friend is absolute bull and everyone knows it

my girlfriend moaned about my car so much that i did the sensible thing

she is now an ex

After driving it:

"It's too low and too bouncy."

It's -40mm for God's sake - she should try some of the cars the rest of you are rolling in - she'll think mine's like a 4x4 in comparison!!

"My punto is nicer"

that my friend is absolute bull and everyone knows it

My other car is a Punto but the problem is with Fiats is that they are like a woman on her monthly they are sooo temperamental that you never know when somethings up till the last moment dispite the love and attention you show her :p

I can't believe this hasn't been said yet........

"how the fuck does it even move?"

:')

also get.......

"what the fuck is that all over your bonnet"

"my boyfriend has a convertible" ITS A FUCKIN OPENAIR, NOT A CONVERTIBLE U DICK! lol

OR the best one.........

her "come pick me up?"

me "is there speed bumps on the way?"

her "i dont know"

me "i will try"

her "get a practical car for fuck sake"

:p

my girlfriend moaned about my car so much that i did the sensible thing

she is now an ex

good point well made

Had black steelies on the car, it was a chav's car, changed them for some RA's its now a race car.

I am very lucky in the fact that at last I have found a man who truly understands my love for my car and won't complain if I want to go and spend 3 hours cleaning it!

I love and can appreciate both his cars (Polo and Rocco) and he loves my Golf so its all good :-D

We'll be going to all the shows together and doing the trip to the Nurburgring too so life is pretty sweet!

I chucked my ex for many reasons but a crucial one was the fact he said that VWs being so much a part of my life was childish and pointless......er goodbye!!

My fella is obviously the luckiest guy ever.... (apart from BeckyB's )

We met coz of dubs and at the time he had a rallye..... when i got a phone call from him saying he had been in an accident and that the rallye was written off.... i was distraught lol didnt even ask if he was ok for the first few minutes lol oops!

I love his car, hes got 1 of only 2 b3 passat g60 syncros in the country and i always help him clean it and work on it... I've bought parts and stuff for it

I'm even looking forward to doing the school run in it (when that time comes ) coz all the parents are gunna be like turning their nose up at us... but all the kids are gunna think we're cool as fuck parents hahaha

But seriously i love the noise, the lowness, the slippery leather, the engine noise, the POWER!

And seeing as I've just resprayed my polo and modified it and also done one engine conversion i cant really complain about his car

:p

My dream girl.

My dream girl.

x2

pictures of said g60!

Well my lovely other half owns an absolute minter of a white mk2 golf 16v with coilies and ATS cups, she likes the polo as it makes a change to drive it from time to time, she wouldn't own a rocco herself or drive it for that matter, but she can appreciate it for what it is (i.e. classic vw)

I am very lucky in the fact that at last I have found a man who truly understands my love for my car and won't complain if I want to go and spend 3 hours cleaning it!

I love and can appreciate both his cars (Polo and Rocco) and he loves my Golf so its all good :-D

We'll be going to all the shows together and doing the trip to the Nurburgring too so life is pretty sweet!

I chucked my ex for many reasons but a crucial one was the fact he said that VWs being so much a part of my life was childish and pointless......er goodbye!!