I decimate all.

Seriously though, what a w***er.

Funniest one i had was a van that cut me up so he got the finger. Then i overtook him at an island to turn right and he pulls up in the middle of both lanes havin a right go. I just pulled off and he tried to follow so i just kept going round the island.

Shame it wasnt an empty sprinter van, would have been fun trying to get him to spin out hahaha.

Won't go into what happened next, but he didn't enjoy it.

well he's now defencless through a broken hand so i'm gonna have a wild guess and say, you hit him with a random tool that was laying around the car, as he drops to his knees you smacked him in the face with your dick, while he was caught off guard you pulled down his pants and stuck a finger in his bottom.

any where near?

I hate Road Rage, but that make me a hypocrite. Since I'm terrible for it my self.

I hate my current horn, I can never find the bit you need to push.

get a mk3, theres not alot of wheel to choose from

i get quite aggressive, there can be some right K.Nobs out there

Funniest one i had was a van that cut me up so he got the finger. Then i overtook him at an island to turn right and he pulls up in the middle of both lanes havin a right go. I just pulled off and he tried to follow so i just kept going round the island.

Shame it wasnt an empty sprinter van, would have been fun trying to get him to spin out hahaha.

Transits can drift when the roads are greasy, not that id do anything like that in the works van

I think the funniest time anyone got road rage with me was in mcdonalds aparentley i was to close to his £50 clio.

Then there was another guy this one time as well, now i disagree with slowing down when someones tail gating you i stick at the pace i'm going. But anyway this merc was following me closley so still with my foot on the accelarator i used my left foot to push down the break pedal just enough to get the lights on i actually sped up a little bit while doing this, stopped at the light he got up the side of me givin it the biggun how he'll kill me if i do it again i just said if you do wanted me to do it propley we could always settle it through your insurance when you go into the back of me.

I braked to show him he can`t bully a small car and then as I was about to go left at a small roundabout he pulled alongside so I gave him the middle finger, he gave one back and blew his horn..

You say you did nothing wrong... except for 'giving him the middle finger' and erratic braking? ... think about it wouldn't that piss you off if someone pulled out on you then did that instead of simple wave of apology?

i get quite aggressive, there can be some right K.Nobs out there

Is that not a contradiction?

i get quite aggressive, there can be some right K.Nobs out there

Is that not a contradiction?

Its a fair question,given the post..

Way i see it,its always nice to get a fresh paint job. The Polo is a little more vulnerable than the 207 what with part availability,but people are still more than welcome to run into me in either - id milk the compo,could do with several grand for my next project.

So to those loosers not happy in their life,wanting to take it out on me - bring it on.

Way i see it,its always nice to get a fresh paint job. The Polo is a little more vulnerable than the 207 what with part availability,but people are still more than welcome to run into me in either - id milk the compo,could do with several grand for my next project.

So to those loosers not happy in their life,wanting to take it out on me - bring it on.

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I think the funniest time anyone got road rage with me was in mcdonalds aparentley i was to close to his £50 clio.

Then there was another guy this one time as well, now i disagree with slowing down when someones tail gating you i stick at the pace i'm going. But anyway this merc was following me closley so still with my foot on the accelarator i used my left foot to push down the break pedal just enough to get the lights on i actually sped up a little bit while doing this, stopped at the light he got up the side of me givin it the biggun how he'll kill me if i do it again i just said if you do wanted me to do it propley we could always settle it through your insurance when you go into the back of me.

I use a similar trick every single tailgater i have behind me.

So long as it's in the daylight, i just flick my headlights on while accelerating which causes them to see 'break lights' and instantly slow down.

Works a charm!

I braked to show him he can`t bully a small car and then as I was about to go left at a small roundabout he pulled alongside so I gave him the middle finger, he gave one back and blew his horn..

You say you did nothing wrong... except for 'giving him the middle finger' and erratic braking? ... think about it wouldn't that piss you off if someone pulled out on you then did that instead of simple wave of apology?

The only wave of apology I`ll be giving is the middle finger

I braked to show him he can`t bully a small car and then as I was about to go left at a small roundabout he pulled alongside so I gave him the middle finger, he gave one back and blew his horn..

You say you did nothing wrong... except for 'giving him the middle finger' and erratic braking? ... think about it wouldn't that piss you off if someone pulled out on you then did that instead of simple wave of apology?

If you had read the original post properly you would be aware that the road was clear when the OP joined the road. He did'nt 'pull out' on anybody because nobody was there

I think you should 'wave an apology'

same thng happened to me in my old 6n.

coming off a motorway roundabout (you know the big ones lol) done everything as i should of indicating an all that as i pulled off there was a brand new 10 plate golf behind me beeping, flashin and givin all the hand signals. but i had done nothing wrong so i done the brake tap basicly sayin fuck off i've done nothin.

eventually he overtakes me as cars are coming and has to cut infront of me and i scraped along the whole side of his car, he then slammed on (by now i was doing about 10 mph) so i hit the back of him. he jumped out and started punching the fuck out of the car trying to open the door, shouting at me so i reverse back and he tries to run towards me but a bmw that was behind me pulled infront so he couldn'y come near me. he then got in his car and drove off. his number plate i still remeber now 10 months later the fuckin bellend, he was a meathead though and about 28. if he was my age and a weed like me it would of been more fun lol

so many bellends around

I braked to show him he can`t bully a small car and then as I was about to go left at a small roundabout he pulled alongside so I gave him the middle finger, he gave one back and blew his horn..

You say you did nothing wrong... except for 'giving him the middle finger' and erratic braking? ... think about it wouldn't that piss you off if someone pulled out on you then did that instead of simple wave of apology?

If you had read the original post properly you would be aware that the road was clear when the OP joined the road. He did'nt 'pull out' on anybody because nobody was there

I think you should 'wave an apology'

I'm not disputing whether the van driver was going too fast or not but what I am saying is that you really think it would've escalated to that if he hadn't given him the middle finger (which by the way is classed as road rage in the eyes of the law) and started braking erractically (which is classed as driving without due care and attention). Whether he was in the wrong or not a simple wave would have probably difused the situation there and then.

All i'm saying is that you all complain about how many bad drivers there are on the road then what do you do go and do!?...

i see what you guys are saying about contradicting myself. what i meant was i get really wound up if someone is driving like a prat and that makes me very verbal and that there is plenty of people out there winding me up

i see what you guys are saying about contradicting myself. what i meant was i get really wound up if someone is driving like a prat and that makes me very verbal and that there is plenty of people out there winding me up

No body 'made' you do anything. You cant blame anyone else for your behaviour,ever.

There's a cock born every hour,if you let them get to you,then you'll be stressed all the time and that's entirely your fault - it is for you to control how you respond to any given action,in any case.

Quit giving into the first sign of wild adrenaline and rise above it instead - we're not dogs sniffing eachothers arses,we have intelligence.

but I like sniffing ass :( nah I'm kidding i see what you are saying, but of course being a young'un I'm not quite there yet, I haven't matured like good cheese yet but one day I'll be a good blue castello. when that times comes I shall no longer be a Neanderthal road user.....