Firstly this isnt a thread to just post naked pictures of women before it gets deleted, more like an agony club polo aunt lol....

Put down your experiences and stuff like that, but heres mine:

Split up with the Mrs last week and expectadely we got back together on Valentines day, but now I have the ex girlfriend (who I think is still in love with me) telling people shes sleeping with me. We'd only been back together for a day until we hit problems. Obviously I haven't been doing that as I was always brought up to treat women with the upmost respect, but they just seem like there really not worth the hassle!

Apologies for the WAHHHHHHH, thought it might help some people though....

Chicks issues are found here

But on a serious note, women piss me off.. Unless they are putting out I'd rather stick with the lads, beer and cars. Too much whining and bitching and complaining, "Rich why are you doing this?", " why do you spend all your time on your car", "why don't you spend money on me instead", "don't do that its stupid" etc etc. Leave me alone woman!

Edited 16 February, 201115 yr by MrP.

say these words...

"I'm fucking sick of this shit. lets go on jezza kyle and i'll do a lie detector. i'll prove i haven't been shagging her behind your back."

that worked for me before.... didnt go on jezza like, but stopped the shit.

Get a woman thats into the same things as you, solves the issues. If a woman bitches and is paranoid get rid! No trust, no relationship!

I tend to go for short angry girls, and invariably end up being punched in the dick at some point.

Get a woman thats into the same things as you, solves the issues. If a woman bitches and is paranoid get rid! No trust, no relationship!

Easier said than done mate, if you know any women that like VW's, Wheels, COD, Drugs, Metal, Bondage, then hit me up.

I tend to go for short angry girls, and invariably end up being punched in the dick at some point.

I seem to have a thing for red heads

Finished with my ex 5months ago on good terms, forward to january and i find out shes split with her new BF and smashed his car up :lol: :lol: :lol: then makes his brother GF's life hell by saying she (my ex) has been sleeping with the brother.

Current Gf never complains about the car (possibly sometimes the noise), understands that its what I like to do and that it gets me out of the way for a few hours so she can play the PS3

Get a woman thats into the same things as you, solves the issues. If a woman bitches and is paranoid get rid! No trust, no relationship!

Easier said than done mate, if you know any women that like VW's, Wheels, COD, Drugs, Metal, Bondage, then hit me up.

could go on take me out?

NO LIKEY NO LIGHTEY

I tend to go for short angry girls, and invariably end up being punched in the dick at some point.

I seem to have a thing for red heads

Finished with my ex 5months ago on good terms, forward to january and i find out shes split with her new BF and smashed his car up then makes his brother GF's life hell by saying she (my ex) has been sleeping with the brother.

Current Gf never complains about the car (possibly sometimes the noise), understands that its what I like to do and that it gets me out of the way for a few hours so she can play the PS3

Now thats what I'm talking about.

NO LIKEY NO LIGHTEY

NO LIKEY NO LIGHTEY

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i seem to end up going for taken ones

Why cant they tell me that there not single before hand!! :mad:

i go for short angry ones 2! we split up she shagged my best mate i went with the neighnour now we married with 2 kids! love her to bits as shes a bit of a gob on her and does fun stuff and got great tits too happy days!!!!!!!!!!

Don't even start! My girlfriend of nearly 3yrs asked me to leave on thursday last week from the house we rented together. I'm now living at my parents house 250mile away, so i've missed a week of uni and trying to find somewhere else to live near uni is an absolute mission. Gutted tbh.

i go for short angry ones 2! we split up she shagged my best mate i went with the neighnour now we married with 2 kids! love her to bits as shes a bit of a gob on her and does fun stuff and got great tits too happy days!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much exactly what i go for, no fun being with a girl thats proper whipped. arse like two melons in an asda bag?

i go for short angry ones 2! we split up she shagged my best mate i went with the neighnour now we married with 2 kids! love her to bits as shes a bit of a gob on her and does fun stuff and got great tits too happy days!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much exactly what i go for, no fun being with a girl thats proper whipped. arse like two melons in an asda bag?

not exactly more like 2 hippo's in a bag at the moment

Ha i seem to have a thing for women with kids, dunno why cause i actually want kids but they seem to be the more safer option lol

the lass I'm seeing now is only 18 (I'm 29 lol) and gone to uni, though its only about 75 miles away its an absolute mission and strain is now starting to show, i wanna do the settle down thing and shes like but we can make this work =S

we dont see each other, shes not into cars at all, hates martial arts (i teach kickboxing and karate for a living) and likes to go out at the weekend (i work in a nightclub so cant) how the fuck does that work lol

though my last ex stalked me for a while, that was interesting lol

Ha i seem to have a thing for women with kids, dunno why cause i actually want kids but they seem to be the more safer option lol

the lass I'm seeing now is only 18 (I'm 29 lol) and gone to uni, though its only about 75 miles away its an absolute mission and strain is now starting to show, i wanna do the settle down thing and shes like but we can make this work =S

we dont see each other, shes not into cars at all, hates martial arts (i teach kickboxing and karate for a living) and likes to go out at the weekend (i work in a nightclub so cant) how the fuck does that work lol

though my last ex stalked me for a while, that was interesting lol

u want to settle down then? well move her to you or you move to her? i did it with my first proper bird i live in hull and moved to manc to be with her! only lasted a year tho as i missed bank of mum and dad was only young

I'm just leaving it for later life. Too much to do while I am young, and I don't think its fair to have a girlfriend that gets neglected while I scrape my knuckles on various cars or spend my time doing weird shit with my mates. Unless there is someone who is always doing her own stuff too.

girls that are interested in cars more than me are a proper no go!

Had a long term bird split up she turned mental, played hide the sausage in the slapper for a bit, got a new bird (who is ace btw couldn't ask for more really) ex gf popped her head up, stirred up shut, then made things hard for me even tho she wa the one who ended it, then my gf saw her out one night, ex

Told her I use prostitutes every night, then the next night she was ou again dressed in the exact outfit my gf had in the night before Hahahajahahaaaa what a nutter!

Get a woman thats into the same things as you, solves the issues.

Shame its just not that easy!

I have very little women troubles, mainly due to the fact I'm never in a proper relationship and I'm very happy because of that. Only thing is it can lead to very long frustrating dry spells.

I'm the opposite, I've basically been in relationships solidly since I was 15, but I've never really had a home to go to after tbh as I moved out when I was 15 so i end up moving in with them, which always ends very badly...

Sounds like some of you guys have it hard at times!

Mines spot on! She's from a very wealthy/upper class family and we first hit it off when i lumped 2 of her mates one at a party.. we went home together that night!

She sometimes moans about the money i spend on my car, but that only lasts 2 minutes because she agrees if she can spend the amount she does on clothes, i can spend the same on the car...done deal! She can recognise each model of VW ever built and will often send me pictures if I'm not there, she checks and tops up her own oil, water etc. Will book her own car in for work at the garage if I'm not around to do it.. shes stupidly hot and puts out better than anyone i've ever had! To top it off if Uni goes well theres potential for her to earn a 6 figure salary, so if all is well then maybe i'll put a ring on her finger... instead of putting her ring on my finger. Makes a change.