so if all is well then maybe i'll put a ring on her finger... instead of putting her ring on my finger. Makes a change.

That made me spit out my drink in laughter

Hmm, my last girlfriend dumped me two and a bit years ago when she went to uni after being together for a couple of years....met some lovely girls since but unfortunately none that have taken an interest in me! lol

JESUS .....never really hear it from a guys point of view

i must say me and my long term boyfriend are very happy as when he tinkers with his MG ZR or is cleaning it... I'm playing around with my polo when he goes to the pub i go out with my friends.. we have our own "couple time" all that romancey crap, but we both are really into cars... and arent clingy, not psycho stalkers, and neither of us need to know exactly where the other is 100% of the time, we have that whole trust thing going on..

i cant believe how many crazy women there actually are :/

but my god its rather funny reading these stories :-)

JESUS .....never really hear it from a guys point of view

i must say me and my long term boyfriend are very happy as when he tinkers with his MG ZR or is cleaning it... I'm playing around with my polo when he goes to the pub i go out with my friends.. we have our own "couple time" all that romancey crap, but we both are really into cars... and arent clingy, not psycho stalkers, and neither of us need to know exactly where the other is 100% of the time, we have that whole trust thing going on..

i cant believe how many crazy women there actually are :/

but my god its rather funny reading these stories

Are you sure hes into cars?..... or fixing them?

@ matt.

My dad has a MG ZT and has had no problems with it :) though i'd have my 6n over his MG anyday even if it has a 2.0 semi-auto in it.

I'm lucky - been with the same girl for the last 5/6 years :) shes wonderful. My ex's vary between being sane and disappeared from my life to being a crazy bint trying to put shit in between me and my lass. So glad that little smelly freak is finally gone out my life forever

Will admit, the only thing I would change about my lass is that she was more into cars than she is. She can do the basic checks, but she only see's cars as transport (she has a 51 reg Swift)

Edited 18 February, 201115 yr by NEPolo

(she has a 51 reg Swift)

i feel for you man, that is terrible.

i do love my missus bless her cotton we've been together since she was 14 and i 15 now 4 n a half years later and we bicker abit but thats to be expected weve just moved into our place together and i do feel genuinely happy as some have said before i would be over the moon if she knew even the slightest thing about cars lol

stood her behind a mk5 golf (with badges) and said what car is that she promptly said fiesta lmao

Sounds like some of you guys have it hard at times!

Mines spot on! She's from a very wealthy/upper class family and we first hit it off when i lumped 2 of her mates one at a party.. we went home together that night!

She sometimes moans about the money i spend on my car, but that only lasts 2 minutes because she agrees if she can spend the amount she does on clothes, i can spend the same on the car...done deal! She can recognise each model of VW ever built and will often send me pictures if I'm not there, she checks and tops up her own oil, water etc. Will book her own car in for work at the garage if I'm not around to do it.. shes stupidly hot and puts out better than anyone i've ever had! To top it off if Uni goes well theres potential for her to earn a 6 figure salary, so if all is well then maybe i'll put a ring on her finger... instead of putting her ring on my finger. Makes a change.

Love that, just got out of a relationship with a girl similar. i did all the 'garage' work though ended because of uni, cornwall to london is quite a way...

so if all is well then maybe i'll put a ring on her finger... instead of putting her ring on my finger. Makes a change.

That made me spit out my drink in laughter

that made me chuckle hahaha

so if all is well then maybe i'll put a ring on her finger... instead of putting her ring on my finger. Makes a change.

That made me spit out my drink in laughter

that made me chuckle hahaha

x3.

Love the fact this thread has turned into a type of rehab/AA meeting.

"My names NEPolo and my girlfriend drives a 51 reg Swift"

Cue group hug.

Girl I'm seeing thought my car was a volvo. Its pretty bad cause she can identify pretty much everything else :S.

Girls are mental. You've just got to learn you will never do anything right, you will never spend enough money on them, and you never get the last word in an argument.

UNLESS.

You find a rare one. :]

my girlfriend is alright always moans at me for spending to much time on cars but she knows cars come first and we been going out nearly 5 years so somethings going right

I've just married someone over a year older than me at 38, she's seen it all before and is just normal. We like all the same things, we both just wanna enjoy it, got a baby in the post,our own house and its all sweet.

I wanted to stay single before we met two years ago,though. Why? Most women are a pain in the arse! And more so the younger they are.

My ex of three years ago was only 21yo and all she wanted was a clown to entertain her,with money to take her shopping. Then there were the ones who cheated (straight in the bin they went,never accepted that shit), those who wanted to play mind games and just generally stress me out. Get lost with that, i just wanna enjoy life.

Bit of a fitness lover,i run and cycle a lot. I wished for someone likewise but my wife has no interest in looking after herself,which is her only flaw. Still,i go out as i always did,and she knows she cant moan,she just wants me to be happy and if sitting indoors smoking fags and watching shit telly makes her happy then whatever.

Its worth it. She isn't obsessed with her looks. She isn't into clothes,celebrities,drama,who killed who on telly and who's cheating on who in Hollywood,nagging about things i do,nagging about things everyone else has done,bitching about her/my/friends/family/interests,wanting me to do things how she wants instead of what i want... Just no such hassles.

Single for many years,relationships just pissed me off. I wanted anything remotely near mrs right so bad,yet they just all did my head in before it went anywhere. So i stayed happily single.

The oldest id ever been with was 24 until i met a 30yo about four years ago,and she only really had two major faults - one was that she lived 200 miles away. So when i met a 36yo who'd married very young and just split after 18years,i was finally all ears to such a woman. Good job too. :)

I've always said I'll happily stay single for the rest of my life.

I mean just now I can do what I want when I want and have no one to please and I'm happy like that.

So why would I want to be with a girl who will spend all my money, stop me doing things I want and moan at the things I still do?

I think you had the right idea MikeyMK, stay single and just have fun. If the right girl comes along then fair enough.

geeeeeeeeeeeesss there are women reading this you know!

well I'm thinking same as kwijibo....stay single for a while.

first fella i was with for long term was ace! regret splitting up tbh, since then.....i had one who cheated, and one who was possessive and just thought i was a money tree.....

My girl has just said "you are not gettin a 5door mk1 golf, 3 door or gtfo! Or better yet caddy pick up....n not the crap skoda one either!" which I will gladly adhere too! Haha......or will I?

Get a woman thats into the same things as you, solves the issues.

Shame its just not that easy!

I have very little women troubles, mainly due to the fact I'm never in a proper relationship and I'm very happy because of that. Only thing is it can lead to very long frustrating dry spells.

How I agree! All my relationships seem to have ended up in disaster. Rather gave up years ago. Then I met the present love of my life!. We hvae quite a lot in common, but are now so set in our ways. (we are both in our 60s) her obsession with a totally clean house would drive me mad, and she is terrified of my dogs. She lives in South warwickshire and I live in North Wales. We speak on the phone often and I get down to see her when I can. She wont come up to see me as she won't drive the distance (20 miles is a long drive for her) and she would simply not cope iwth sharing the house with 2 dogs and 3 cats. We both say that we should have met each other 30 years ago. As is its we are too set in our ways to progress the thing any further.

Ideal!

My girl has just said "you are not gettin a 5door mk1 golf, 3 door or gtfo! Or better yet caddy pick up....n not the crap skoda one either!" which I will gladly adhere too! Haha......or will I?

Thats quality!

I split up with my mrs about 9 months ago and still have the tiniest feelings for her . Anyhow we were together for a year, the first 6 months were great as they always are in a relationship after that i started loosing intrest in spending proper time with her as i wanted to do what a guy loves best and play with his other love in his life, my first car. I've always luved my dubs and spent stupid amounts of money on modding it and keeping it in mint condish, instead of spending time with the mrs after a few months i think she thought i didnt love her anymore which i did but she was never interested in my hobby & she didnt have a hobby so it didnt really help.

It all then finishes after constant arguments + bickering so we finally split, but still once we split up she was back and forth using me while she liked someone else for about 5 months, i felt so shite as the girl i still loved took me for a prick. Finally this new years eve that has gone we ended up seein eachother at the pub which we didnt want, anyhow we tryed getting along and i tryed my hardest to try get back with her and make things right as you do but it all ended in tears.

Ahh how i enjoy relationships...Still plenty more fish in the sea.

I split up with my mrs about 9 months ago and still have the tiniest feelings for her . Anyhow we were together for a year, the first 6 months were great as they always are in a relationship after that i started loosing intrest in spending proper time with her as i wanted to do what a guy loves best and play with his other love in his life, my first car. I've always luved my dubs and spent stupid amounts of money on modding it and keeping it in mint condish, instead of spending time with the mrs after a few months i think she thought i didnt love her anymore which i did but she was never interested in my hobby & she didnt have a hobby so it didnt really help.

It all then finishes after constant arguments + bickering so we finally split, but still once we split up she was back and forth using me while she liked someone else for about 5 months, i felt so shite as the girl i still loved took me for a prick. Finally this new years eve that has gone we ended up seein eachother at the pub which we didnt want, anyhow we tryed getting along and i tryed my hardest to try get back with her and make things right as you do but it all ended in tears.

Ahh how i enjoy relationships...Still plenty more fish in the sea.

thought we was gonna have a happy ending there my and my mrs are just like that except i take her shopping to stop her moaning lol

was with my gf for 5 years was amazing for the first four i couldent spend anytime without her always wanted to see her, seen her 7 days a week, always had a great time believe it or not never argued an if we did it was only small an could be solved by tickling the shit out of her till she admits I'm right.. but in serriousness couldent of asked for anything better. she even came down to the garrage with me sat an watched me work on my car asked question about what i was doin, could name 80% of cars on the road. just amazing.

then it all changed slowly on the last year i finaly realiesed i had pushed all my friends away as i diddnt see them anymore so we both spoke about it an decided wednesdays an saterdays i seen my friends and she seen hers, fine for a while then I'm not sure what happend we just drifted apart. i diddnt enjoy time with her so much and i cheated on her I'm not proud i hate myself for it. anyway i then couldent tell her for fear of hurting her eventualy i told her (maby 2 weeks) an she wasent angry attal just upset anyway i said it wasent workin an I'm sorry i think we should end it so we did spent 4 months apart never seen her once no txts no calls nothing.

when we was apart i had alot of stuff hapen to me in the family an also personal things i wont say but it ended up with me suffering from depression. we started to meet up again just for a films hear an there or just to hang out. as most of my friends have drifted away from me an we was bestfriends afterall so decided we would try an be just friends. it diddnt work things happend there was just to much history an she decided she wants me back an me bein lonely due to lack of friends,personal problems and still having lots of fealings for her decided we would give it another go, but now I'm not sure my head in such a mess have so many personal problems going on I'm starting to think its not her i miss its having someone there. but I'm so confused when I'm alone I'm deppressed an when I'm with friends I'm ok but i feal i want to be alone. shes very suportive of me an has helped loads in bein there for me. even when we meet up and i dont want to talk or do anything just dont want to be alone she jus sits there with me. she understands me so well. its like i need her there but i shouldent because its not going to work an its only going to hurt both of us in the end. i think she knows its not going to work as it was good for a while then went back to old times i think were trying hard for something thats not there anymore its all jus fucked atm i know we are herting each other. but its so hard to know what to do. i dont expect any positive comments of this just thought it might help in my head to release this thats all.

was with my gf for 5 years was amazing for the first four i couldent spend anytime without her always wanted to see her, seen her 7 days a week, always had a great time believe it or not never argued an if we did it was only small an could be solved by tickling the shit out of her till she admits I'm right.. but in serriousness couldent of asked for anything better. she even came down to the garrage with me sat an watched me work on my car asked question about what i was doin, could name 80% of cars on the road. just amazing.

then it all changed slowly on the last year i finaly realiesed i had pushed all my friends away as i diddnt see them anymore so we both spoke about it an decided wednesdays an saterdays i seen my friends and she seen hers, fine for a while then I'm not sure what happend we just drifted apart. i diddnt enjoy time with her so much and i cheated on her I'm not proud i hate myself for it. anyway i then couldent tell her for fear of hurting her eventualy i told her (maby 2 weeks) an she wasent angry attal just upset anyway i said it wasent workin an I'm sorry i think we should end it so we did spent 4 months apart never seen her once no txts no calls nothing.

when we was apart i had alot of stuff hapen to me in the family an also personal things i wont say but it ended up with me suffering from depression. we started to meet up again just for a films hear an there or just to hang out. as most of my friends have drifted away from me an we was bestfriends afterall so decided we would try an be just friends. it diddnt work things happend there was just to much history an she decided she wants me back an me bein lonely due to lack of friends,personal problems and still having lots of fealings for her decided we would give it another go, but now I'm not sure my head in such a mess have so many personal problems going on I'm starting to think its not her i miss its having someone there. but I'm so confused when I'm alone I'm deppressed an when I'm with friends I'm ok but i feal i want to be alone. shes very suportive of me an has helped loads in bein there for me. even when we meet up and i dont want to talk or do anything just dont want to be alone she jus sits there with me. she understands me so well. its like i need her there but i shouldent because its not going to work an its only going to hurt both of us in the end. i think she knows its not going to work as it was good for a while then went back to old times i think were trying hard for something thats not there anymore its all jus fucked atm i know we are herting each other. but its so hard to know what to do. i dont expect any positive comments of this just thought it might help in my head to release this thats all.

I think instead of going back to being serious just go back to dating.. have that fun back, go to the cinemas have fun! me and my fella have been together four years and all we do is laugh but we can talk seriously as well, you need to have both

I have a pretty sweet woman, think i got lucky.

Mine is always putting out haha, will not hassle me for money (because she has more than me), doesn't mind me buying car parts and spending all my money on cars.

The only bad thing is the road to get to her house is full of pot holes and bumps

I don't have a girlfriend. But I have a friend who is a girl and who is hot and puts out and loves giving head. There is nothing bad about this situation as she's not my girlfriend and therefore can't winge. I win!

They don't call me alpha dog for no reason.