(not related the music zombie thread, i was mearly bored)

Well human technolegy is getting ever more evolved, so the chances of something like I am legend, or 28days later happening is getting more and more likly.

What would you do in such a zombie infestation senario?

My list would compremise of:

Day one:

Find all nessasary family.

Finding plenty of weapons and equiped the family, teach them the "double tap".

steal a relible heavy car that can get over stacks of dead people, (Range rover Sport Supercharged HSE comes to mind).

Work on Boarding up the house, and demolishing the staircase, and use a ladder.

day two:

Firearms, Farms for shotguns ect.

Instead of going to tesco's ect for food, Raid the neightbours houses for food ect, (remember its do or die here, so shank anyone who gets in your way)

Find generators and lots of fuel, for electricity for the house (farms garages, avoid B+Q ect)

Modify the range rover with a bull bar for the "ding" effect when hitting the zombies.

day three:

resurply

sex (preferably not with the zombies, You will get infected)

Dont die

day four:

Repeat day 3 until you die, or the zombies die out.

Anyone else with other plans?

Edited 18 February, 201115 yr by mattpolo5491

You need to do some more work on the plan for day 1 or you're going to end up shagging your family.

You need to do some more work on the plan for day 1 or you're going to end up shagging your family.

hahaha awesome

You lot have too much time on your hands....

well.... i'd probably get a fuck off massive gun, a fast 4x4 (bowler wildcat if i could find one), fill said car with bullets and food, grab the missus and hope for the best!

might take the dog too...

The Plan:

Step 1: Drive polo very quickly to a neighbors house who I know just happens to have an Aston Martin in the garage.

Step 2: Take Aston to industrial estate in nearby town (preferably driving past every speed camera I can at 110mph whilst pulling funny faces)

Step 3: Find suitable lorry tractor

Step 4: Find local company with a warehouse / workshop

Step 5: Use sheet steel in yard to armor plate truck and build a pod where the trailer attaches to sleep in

Step 6: Ram raid supermarket and grab food

Step 7: Head for countryside flattening anything that stands in your way

Step 8: Regret not stopping to pick up the girlfriend on the way

love it Dan!!

I do actually have a better master plan but I cant tell you all it incase everyone does it :-D

go to pub?

Damm got it in one!

Grab shotgun and maybe a crossbow and head for the pub! Preferably somewhere with as few doors and windows as possible and that serves Kronenberg...

1. Drive straight to the nearest castle with a moat (zombies can't swim).

2. Call everyone I know and get them to come there with whatever weapons/supplies they have

3.Get everyone to stick on some full armour and grab a sword (therefore no risk of being bitten) and head to the supermarket/pharmacy/weapons shop/hardware shop.

Done

1. nearest and dearest to a safe, comunal place (pub? sells food and drink (yes beer!) pub has pool, music other facilities so ou dont stay bored, home above for a good sesh (with on of dearest (this is not family)))

then use the local van (sprinter, nice load space and heavy and realitly quick ish) get lots of wood/ tools (inc pick axes, sledge hammers, spades. eletric drills with huge attactments and others)/ generators/ take all the chocolate (beause Focus sells chocolate for some reason)

supermarket for the extra supplys (johnnys, lube, batteries, beef, dohnuts, more booze, soap, moeny from the tills (for when its all over) fags for those in need, flavoured water, you know the rest)

back to the pub. ram the van through a set of fire doors so we can access spares withouth wasting time unloading.

due to this country being anti gun visit local farmer (2 min walk down the road) get his shotguns and ammo. kill the farmer and family, unless theres a fit daughter, saves him taking room in the pub.

allocate the women (not my mum) to the kitchen to prepare our feast (beef and other bits) my mum cant cook, so she can wash clothes and look after babies.

board all the glass and close curtains etc so zombies cant get in.

step 2

survive with all of nearest and dearest.

step 3

re-populate the nation with good looking girls only (we will rebuild this nation full of lookers!!)

The Winchester?

noooo hapton inn

sex (preferably not with the zombies, You will get infected)

Wear a rubber and stick a bag over it's head.. job's a good'un.

i wouldnt think of a range as being reliable i'd for a toyota landcrusier my self and fit it with a few machine gun turrents or better yet a tank

and oh yeah wouldn't just bring family if planning on shaggin bring some fit birds aswell two possilbley 3 (remember you are going to save the human race, more the better tbqh)

Edited 18 February, 201115 yr by Guest

I'm just going to buy some ear defenders and a Vengaboys CD, Zombies can't stand it.

Over many a smoke I've worked this out.

Equip pressure suit ( them massive body armour suits you get for D/H and MX), greab machete and various other pointies. Wear crosser helmet. Admire self in mirro for looking like some shit halo cosplayer. 'Borrow' the neighbours LWB defender til i can get summat better. Proceed to stock up supplies, then find a suitable non iinfested police station. Overnight plan is lock myself in a cell with food and various pointies. ideally itd be like boltons old station, where it has them walls that come out of the floor to stop people running out of vans. But yea, Police station as a base and then spend the rest of my days running pointless errands and getting hench.

1) nearest and dearest collected

2) to parents house

3) bring the fridge and gas bottles up stairs

4) shotguns ftw

5)

6) repeat until shells are gone

7)move onto gas rifles

8) step 5 again

9)enough rounds to wipe out enough zombies for a week

10) go to shooting supply shop, aquire more bullets

11)step 6-10 all over again, maybe nip to asda

lol i just read my topic post, i was very drunk at the time and forgot i did it.

"shank the neighbours"

lock the doors and stay in my bedroom on the xbox asif nothing happening.

play a bit of dead rising me thinks

1. find food and medical suplies
2. find a large vehicle which is strong enough withstand smashing in to zombies at high speed (nothing with pedestrian safety in mind)
3. find guns (must not be single shot) and have relatively available ammunition,12 gauge shotgun and 22 rimfire spring to mind as both are available in semi auto and ammo is quite common.
4. find some were to stay, has to be secure and easy to defend
5. in said large vehicle cruse the streets looking for survivors to help fortify your building.
6. hit the local builders merchant and gather everything you need to fortify your building. some merchants have trucks load them as well as you only want to make this trip once.
7. by this point you'll be low on fuel so find a pump and drive down to your local petrol station and empty their tanks
8. find generators and radio equipment as by now all power and communication networks will have gone down.
9. find fit girls and offer to rescue them in return for sex
10. in your trucks head to tescos,asda etc. fill the trucks with canned food and stuff that can be stored at room temp.
11. dont forget rubbers as abortions are messy
12. if by a few months you cant reach any one on the outside consider population reduction as you want your supplies to last (send them to look for supplies and forget about arming them)
13. hopefully by a year the zombies have all died due to lack of food and you've been contacted by rescuers.

Day 1, Get loads and loads of food supplys and have a thing that takes the salt out of sea water.

and go too sea. :)

orrr

Edited 19 February, 201115 yr by Jonnyboi

Contact as many friends as possible, find suitable large vehicle, meet up with them and stock up on supplies on the way, then down the docks and acquire a tanker/ferry/cruise ship, anything large that has a few ship to shore boats/helicopter, anchor about 1/2 a mile off coast and use ribs and helicopter to find survivors and supplies.