The view from my back window is my escape / survival plan; zombies can't swim..

Unfortunately, the decking you can see on the right used to have a 3-bedroom barge next to it, until those neighbours moved house :/

I'm gonna surround my house with treadmills. Full proof!

EDIT: put the treadmills on the fastest settings and film it and post it on YouTube

Edited 24 February, 201115 yr by R0yaL3

1. find food and medical suplies
2. find a large vehicle which is strong enough withstand smashing in to zombies at high speed (nothing with pedestrian safety in mind)
3. find guns (must not be single shot) and have relatively available ammunition,12 gauge shotgun and 22 rimfire spring to mind as both are available in semi auto and ammo is quite common.
4. find some were to stay, has to be secure and easy to defend
5. in said large vehicle cruse the streets looking for survivors to help fortify your building.
6. hit the local builders merchant and gather everything you need to fortify your building. some merchants have trucks load them as well as you only want to make this trip once.
7. by this point you'll be low on fuel so find a pump and drive down to your local petrol station and empty their tanks
8. find generators and radio equipment as by now all power and communication networks will have gone down.
9. find fit girls and offer to rescue them in return for sex
10. in your trucks head to tescos,asda etc. fill the trucks with canned food and stuff that can be stored at room temp.
11. dont forget rubbers as abortions are messy
12. if by a few months you cant reach any one on the outside consider population reduction as you want your supplies to last (send them to look for supplies and forget about arming them)
13. hopefully by a year the zombies have all died due to lack of food and you've been contacted by rescuers.

I'd spend all day on step 9 ...... (hangs head in shame)

This is one of the funniest reads on here atm imo :)

Jake

haha,

I try all day to get zombie kill of the week

That is all.

"Makes you wish you could run around and catch butterflies, but instead this.. It makes you sick, it makes you.."

"..HUNGRY"

"I worry about you.."

And then opens the door on the zombie as he drives past. LEGEND.

epic film.

If your fat your pritty much dead

Edited 24 February, 201115 yr by mattpolo5491

I'm gonna surround my house with treadmills. Full proof!

EDIT: put the treadmills on the fastest settings and film it and post it on YouTube

Genius!

And I'd probably take the best points from all'a these and do them.. Most appealing being - Hot girls, Food, Guns, 4x4s

I'm gonna surround my house with treadmills. Full proof!

EDIT: put the treadmills on the fastest settings and film it and post it on YouTube

Genius!

And I'd probably take the best points from all'a these and do them.. Most appealing being - Hot girls, Food, Guns, 4x4s

I'm gonna surround my house with treadmills. Full proof!

EDIT: put the treadmills on the fastest settings and film it and post it on YouTube

Genius!

And I'd probably take the best points from all'a these and do them.. Most appealing being - Hot girls, Food, Guns, 4x4s

x2 but adding the castle with a moat idea!