A lad I went to school with is selling his Polo on eBay, he is one of ths most defensive people you'd ever meet, and as a byproduct of this he used to get really cheeky and give back some attitude!

Here's his link:-

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...T#ht_500wt_1156

Ask away!

do you want us to annoy him with stupid questions? that's what i'm assuming ahah, if so, i'm on it

hmmmm whats the plan ?

aything that would really annoy him I'm game for a laugh

i'll just make a new account, bid like 2.4k or something

No malice please, just some light heartedness... Post the replies up here!

messaged him, nothing mean :)

Not the funniest but i know how annoying this is and i'll ask a few more :)

Dear danrfcc,

hello there, the car possible to bring to france? i pay bit extra than price but you can deliver it, north of france?

thankyou, i will bid when i get home

- proxcore

Dear proxcore,

Hello there, sadly I cannot bring the car to France as I will have no way of getting back home so it would have to be collection only I'm afraid.

Thank you for your interest though

- danrfcc

not really sure what the point it lol. perhaps its reasons like this he became defensive?

lol just asked

"hello just one question as i can see this car meets all my cosmetic values... whats it like for dogging?... i have a st bernard and i like to take him to wooded areas for walks?"

lol

dont know where the question went though I'm an ebay noob lol

i just cliked the "ask a question at the bottom" ???? was that right ????

yeah, sounds like it went to him!

may seem a bit lame but it's just a joke really...

hi

how roomy is it in the back?

i often take the misses for a little drive to a quite place where we get jiggy ,just wondering if theres much room in the front and back or this type of practicality?

also how comfys the bonnnet as i often bang her on there to

now youll tell me your a virgin and never tryed it lmao

but yeah on a serious note if this is roomy enuff to be my new sex wagon let me know

peace out G

I vote we pretend to be a wave of dogging fanatics... keep asking how much leg room there is in the back and that sort of thing.

edit-

just asked:

hello friend, i asking if very much room for making of the sexy tiems with many peoples in the car back? or possible front?

and do you take to Deutschland?

Thanking you/

Dirk xxx

Edited 20 March, 201115 yr by Matt Mk3loon

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I've still had no reply :/

"Hi there,

Are there any conspicuous love stains on the back seat? The picture is unclear.

I am inquiring about this car for my mother in law and she would not appreciate finding any evidence of sexytime!

Cheers

Shcmidtty"

I was very bored

''Hi mate i bare like your car, would the starting price be negotiable as i wanna buy me some 20 inch spinners, massive sub and amp, pink neon lights, a dixie horn, some wicked bucket seats, bonnet scoops, HUGE spoiler, a racing steering wheel and harness, rollcage, sick headunit, ripspeed floor mats, decals down the side, coilovers so its sat on the floor, dem audi front led lights, tinted windows and windscreen, custom two tone green and orange paint job, and put it on your car. With the price your asking I couldn't afford to do that, whats the lowest you will take??

safe''

Not feeling very imaginative right now..

Looks a nice car though, apart from the seats!

i like this a lot

Has anyone ad i reply coz i aint lol

I'm sorry, but is he having a laugh? £2000 for a 6n2 1.0L E?

Id value it at around 1,400 max personaly, its 10years old, and no doubt being ragged about after the "two good owners".

Higher milage ones go for just 1k nowadays

I'm sorry, but is he having a laugh? £2000 for a 6n2 1.0L E?

Id value it at around 1,400 max personaly, its 10years old, and no doubt being ragged about after the "two good owners".

Higher milage ones go for just 1k nowadays

Agreed

i wunt evan buy it for £1400

mk1-3 FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i paid 1100 for a 6n2 valver (100hp, not 75) admittedly i had a shagged gearbox but its still comfortably below that 2k he wants.

I like the way he lists the rear wiper and headrests as a feature of the car. That makes it pretty special.

"Hi there,

Are there any conspicuous love stains on the back seat? The picture is unclear.

I am inquiring about this car for my mother in law and she would not appreciate finding any evidence of sexytime!

Cheers

Shcmidtty"

Dear dirt_monkey42,

I won't lie to you, there are a couple os stains here and there, mostly on the front seats, back seats are better tho

- danrfcc

^^^^^^^^ LOL