'Fancy a fuck' does work.

yeah maybe up norf!

Can't offer any help here, been married too long, can't remember what chatting up girls is like....

this thread made me laugh though! cheers all

The best ones are the ones that come naturally (provided you're naturally funny and at ease around girls).

'Is that my dick in your arse or are you just pleased to see me?'

I love my mongy mates. Didnt work surprisingly.

I love girls.

(omitted script)

Chat up lines hardly EVER work..

Fair play! But the 15mins one i wrote on page two did work! On a gorgeous Aberdeenshire girl.

Here's another that worked.. "you with those curves.. me with no brakes.."

I dont know how it worked either, just remember its always about how you 'carry it off' - its the way ye tell 'em!

I found the other night using the line "good job you have fat t-rex arms so you couldnt hit me" did not work, to be fair she had just swung at me ha!

resurrect! come on people this is amusing!

Am a brony with a huge my little pony collection, All take you home to my house and show you a real unicorn  
 

Resurrect!

"Honest im german, cant you tell by the accent."

Very thick scottish accent, to a profoundly deaf girl, who had never met a german before. It worked so well i still sleep next to her 9 years later!