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Right going 45/50 on a 40 going round a bend... came to the end of the bend and a van is coming the other way and flashed me... then pulled over.. I kept going and didn't look back but if it was a police van what can they do... as its a big possibility that it was! :'(

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Probably just a member of the public giving the internationally recognised "don't be a dick" signal.

Take it easy fella. If you can't performa a normal stop on your side of the road in the distance you can see to be clear, don't do that speed.

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Ok... but if it was the police...

Ok... but if it was the police...

a guilty man lives in fear

I'm certainly not going to give you comforting advice that 'it'll be ok'. rather you live with nerves for a few days, might stop you speeding for the next week at least??

Your safe, even if it was the police they didn't pull you over and even if they knock on your door tomorrow they prove have to how fast you were going.

Many years ago when I was a bit of a Dick I came round a tight bend on a country lane and took the wing mirror off a panda car that happened to be coming the other way, I just kept my toe in it and didn't look back and never heard any thing from it. its very difficult to see the number plate of a car coming towards you at speed at night so if they didn't catch back up with you further down the road then you should be fine and even if they do knock on your door they have to some way prove how fast you were going.

Just take this as a lesson learned and take it a little easier in future if you don't want to go through this worrying again. I know I shit myself for a good week expecting a knock on the door after I pwned that wing mirror, although i'll be honest with you I'm pissing myself thinking about it again :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Love it!

Seriously though, if it was the police, you're looking at an 8-10 stretch easily. Little chance of parole, high chance of needing the lube

lol at the OP clealy pooing his panties!

Guy is chatting shit.

My mate had the same happen to him, he later got banned. Your right to be shitting yourself.

how could we possibly help you in this situation? except for saying next time pull over maybe?

you'll be fine

probably just an irate mother fucker of the public, some people really do need to wind their neck in tbh

Guy is chatting shit.

My mate had the same happen to him, he later got banned. Your right to be shitting yourself.

I can point you in the direction of 2 people on Facebook who can verify my story by being in my car at the time, and 4 others who were up my arse in the car behind :lol:

If your mate really got banned it would he through him shitting himself and admitting what they accused him of. They have to prove you were breaking the law and unless you admit to it then there is very little chance of the popo being able to do that unless they have video evidence and even then its going to be difficult for them to prove any thing if you were both going in different directions.

if you were doing 5-10 miles per hour over the limit like you say they won't do shit and can't prove you were speeding.

Guy, i was taking the piss :lol:

My attempt at making him scared again failed due to nobody catching on to what i was attempting to do :lol:

Oh right, in that case...

Oh shit I just remembered my mate once did exactly the same as you and it turned out the van was being driven by a notorious gang of crack heads. They followed him home and left him to settle down to sleep, once they knew he was asleep they carefully broke in and crept up to his room. I can't really go into detail on a public forum about what they did to him but put it this way, he didn't die a virgin and his mum couldn't formally identify the corpse...

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last time i went round a bend at 45 in a 40 i got raped by a big black man. just wait, he will turn up at the end of your bed in the middle of the night and nobody will be able to hear you scream.

Oh they'll hear him scream alright, but they won't be able to save him...

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I normally do take it easy... was just that once... I'm not a dick in the car but it was quiet... ill learn :(

lmao!!!!

I give it another 4 hours and there will be 30 of Cumbria's finest coming through your front door and setting up camp in your bedroom.....

:lol::lol::lol:

Hold on, just realised you drive a 1.2 9n3, how did you manage to get that to go over 40 in the first place?

don't drop the soap, thats all the advice i can give you

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Love it!

Seriously though, if it was the police, you're looking at an 8-10 year stretch easily. Little chance of parole, high chance of needing the lube

LOL i love you yeti <3

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Hold on, just realised you drive a 1.2 9n3, how did you manage to get that to go over 40 in the first place?

It was downhill to be fair

Hold on, just realised you drive a 1.2 9n3, how did you manage to get that to go over 40 in the first place?

100bhp shot of nitrous, then this happened:

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Raymond the bastard is coming for you...

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