At work I've started to notice the one lad is full of bullshit he always has either done something better or has got something better than anyone else has every work place got someone like this

one of my favourites was he was claiming that QVC were selling this wonder polish where you didnt have to.wash your car just polish it

one of my favourites was he was claiming that QVC were selling this wonder polish where you didnt have to.wash your car just polish it

You realise that's an actual product, right? I have seen it advertised on the Tv a few days ago, and when i went to pick some S1600 parts up Nicks Dad was going on about it while we told him it was a terrible idea!

But yeah, used to have Johnny 2 sheds in my class at uni, we decided it was his lack of ability to interact with anyone else, so he was inventing shit so he wasn't ousted by society.

one of my favourites was he was claiming that QVC were selling this wonder polish where you didnt have to.wash your car just polish it

You realise that's an actual product, right?

There was one of those kind of products on one of the other sky shopping channels, it was called "Greased Lightning" and apparently Listers (Mercedes dealership) use it as they can't be arsed to wash a car properly think it's a really good product.

I have two guys like that at work. Beat that!

Just what lads do though, isn't it?

Mines faster than yours.

Yeah, well, mines quicker to 60mph.

Yeah? Well mine has more valves.

Etc, etc.

you wouldnt be saying that if you were cofident your gentleman sausage was bigger

naaa its the law that employees have to hire a tard in each setting

but he is right about the polish and no wash http://www.jmldirect.com/product.asp?pf_id...CFVJX4QodDzy4SQ

and yes it is actually good

or for doing raw metal dish rims i use http://www.autogeek.net/mg13005.html

lol

Not at work, but one of my mates is like this.

Always just a 'nod and agree' kinda situation

Another one of his claims that he had a pc without no fans

Unless its has a massive heat sink it'd just over heat but it just gets stupid how much he makes up

Another one of his claims that he had a pc without no fans

Unless its has a massive heat sink it'd just over heat but it just gets stupid how much he makes up

Again, it's possible. You can get these snazzy hydro coolers but last i knew of them they were pricey and hard to set up. Works by keeping a constant flow of water through pipes around the motherboard apparently. Same chemical's used in a fridge.

http://www.watercoolinguk.co.uk/

Edited 19 May, 201115 yr by Liquidice

man i just feel like a total fool now

;/

Yeah, watercooled PC's are about.

Maybe hes actually not BS'ing? and he actually has done all of these things and your just super jealous?

Got a guy like this, full of shit.

- Had an operation on his chest with no anesthetic that left no scars.

- Got so drunk had to be taken to hospital but had recovered totally by the morning and doctor was so in disbelief he shook his hand.

- Drove a 'mates' Focus ST on the motorway at 130mph in third gear (he has no license, says he can drive just can't be bothered to get a license).

- Had good enough A Levels to get into LSE but works a lowly retail job instead.

- Sleeps with long processions of beautiful women, who nobody ever meets but he has pictures on his phone :/

- Wins rediculous amounts gambling and through poker.

I could go on and on, some of his stories are probably based on truth but I'd figure it was 95% BS.

Ok I'm sure this is bullShit his mate had a.result dominate.did a search.no.such car he.did 200 mph

and.his.so.called.mate had.a.rolls with.a.gold.engine

I just remembered that he told me a 64 engined plan

i know one

thers a lad a college, he overheard me talking bout this electric forklift i was using and he said summink like this----yeah well did you know if you mess with the motor then you go like 45mph i just him to stfup. he litterally has bullshit dribling down his 9 chins

We've got one aswell:

-Was digging in the garden as a 15 y.o. something hard and pulled out a honda 50, hosed it down and was mint condition, started first time and his dad still uses it to work to this day

-His mate was in a coma, he went to visit him and he woke up. sam says to him "go back in your coma youl get more compo" so he went back in his coma for another 6 weeks

-Been to that neighbourhood in florida where those 2 brits were shot, saw a shootout right in front of him between 2 cars with ak47s

-Was swimming off the coast of cape town when a man on a jetski flew up to him and forced him to get on the back, he got on and asked why - turned out the water was brimmed with sharks when he looked behind

thats just a few, I'm sure there are more

i have a mate like that, soo funny when he says differrent things to to people and gets caught out :)

Does get anoying but theres always people like it.

Have one at work too,

says he gets all the ladies, go out on the town, hes doesnt even approach 1 girl unless he knows them

i used to get told i was one of them people

in truth i have done alot

BUT i am a bit simple and if someone is talking about going to uni i get exctied that i have something i can say like "ooooo i went uni in nottingham"

I just talked so much cos i wanted people to like me hahaha now i dont give 2 shits

in conclution the guy is just a geek wanting to make friends or a cock that like to be centre of attention

jay off the inbetweeners is the best bullshiter tho

Edited 21 May, 201115 yr by Guest

jay off the inbetweeners is the best bullshiter tho

x2 that LOL

jay off the inbetweeners is the best bullshiter tho

^haha true that, a real bullshitter will stick by his or hers story no matter what happens.

Another one of his claims that he had a pc without no fans

Unless its has a massive heat sink it'd just over heat but it just gets stupid how much he makes up

Again, it's possible. You can get these snazzy hydro coolers but last i knew of them they were pricey and hard to set up. Works by keeping a constant flow of water through pipes around the motherboard apparently. Same chemical's used in a fridge.

http://www.watercoolinguk.co.uk/

Normal watercooling setups use just that - water, same principle as in a water cooled car, radiator, pump, but with water blocks that attach to the components rather than water channels in the engine. I use to have a pretty epic setup on my old pc but those days are now behind me.. was gonna post a pic but it's probably for the best I didn't

You can get refrigerator systems that work in the same way as a domestic fridge with a compressor/evaporator but they don't come cheap and require a fair amount of knowledge, think car air con!

Edited 21 May, 201115 yr by AMD_Man