So, at 4:30am this morning, some pikey scumbags tried to break into my car, thankfully, my neighbour who had luckily fallen asleep in her front room heard them and ran out of the house screaming at them, which woke me, and other neighbours, and we all ran out and chased em off

She said she heard a noise and that was them trying the door handles, then she noticed them go back to the car and they grabbed the scumbag fave, the screwdriver, which is when she ran out. My car shows no signs of anything, so she made it just in time, shame none of us got the numberplate, but suffice to say, all the shit that was in my car is no longer in it, including my freshly powdercoated wellers, and about £500 worth of climbing gear!

So lucky man. Your neighbour seriously is a massive legend. She deserves a medal!

You and your bro should have gone "fast and furious" on their ass!

Lucky you have nice neighbours mine would of not given a shit be carefull the scumbags dont try it again they may come back for round 2

So lucky man. Your neighbour seriously is a massive legend. She deserves a medal!

You and your bro should have gone "fast and furious" on their ass!

Yes she is, what with letting us use her drive for fixing out cars and making us brew all day and now saving my car

And Dave was probably too stoned to do anything

Edit : Thinking it was an oppurtunist thing, noone would plan to steal owt from that thing

Edited 16 June, 201115 yr by salty

No way man! Praise mandy!

bottle of wine in order for her then :-)

No way man! Praise mandy!

Haha, guess id better get her a beer or 2!

Also, can we do my wings tomorrow? didnt get your message till last night and I'm out tonight!

So lucky man. Your neighbour seriously is a massive legend. She deserves a medal!

You and your bro should have gone "fast and furious" on their ass!

Yes she is, what with letting us use her drive for fixing out cars and making us brew all day and now saving my car

And Dave was probably too stoned to do anything

Edit : Thinking it was an oppurtunist thing, noone would plan to steal owt from that thing

Well, you are a massive bell end so maybe it had something to do with that? Saying that, robbo told me that he was going round your way robbing peice of shit cars to go do a banger rally so it may have been him.

Definetly give her something to say thanks though!

Lucky you have nice neighbours mine would of not given a shit be carefull the scumbags dont try it again they may come back for round 2

Funny you say that,

My dad once had his step ladders leant up against his van outside, they must have been there for like 2 minutes and worth about £20

Some fucker, walking past, picks them up and carrys them away, in broad day light, whilst people were watching supposebly.

How do we know it happened like that? my neighbour watched them fuckin do it!!

Robbo cant get in his own car half of the time, never mind break into one and ill get her a bottle of wine, dont worry!

Robbo cant get in his own car half of the time, never mind break into one and ill get her a bottle of wine, dont worry!

Haha, he does have central locking though which is sick!

lol!!!

This neighbor of yours does sound to be a fucking legend.

i heard she ran outside because there was three lads and she was after some cock.

to the OP, you need to give her some of your chocolate salty balls!

good times.

my neighbours would do fuck all tbh, one side is never in, and when he is hes out of his tree, the other side is a CHW and would be too busy with other things :/

what a legend my brother got his car nicked and his neighbour watched them do it lol and never said anything till the next morning

Think's Salty should by the neighbour a nice box of choco and a bottle of wine to say thank you.

to the OP, you need to give her some of your chocolate salty balls!

Max has already tried

Think's Salty should by the neighbour a nice box of choco and a bottle of wine to say thank you.

Already on it

You got shot down though :p And then he tried with her sons underage gf

You got shot down though :p And then he tried with her sons underage gf

Ey? When was this lol?

You love bullshitting!

he got teabagged by a 17 yr old boy at action haha

You got shot down though :p And then he tried with her sons underage gf

Ey? When was this lol?

You love bullshitting!

Alright, you didnt, but you did want to :p

Just a shame for you, that you ended up spooning robbo, and that DID happen

Edited 16 June, 201115 yr by salty

he got teabagged by a 17 yr old boy at action haha

Your sisters a boy?!?!

You got shot down though :p And then he tried with her sons underage gf

Ey? When was this lol?

You love bullshitting!

Alright, you didnt, but you did want to :p

Just a shame for you, that you ended up spooning robbo, and that DID happen

Lol and you don't??

Yeah that did happen, and we enjoyed it whilst it lasted, too bad we grew apart and he know shags chimp!

Anyway, what was this topic about again? You got robbed?

my neighbours would be the ones nicking my car.

THOSE PIKEY SCUMBAGS NICKED MY BMX WHEN I WAS 12!

My old neighbours used to fend off hiab wielding pikeys from the jetta, then complained about the parking of it and how they were going to report me for no tax. Even though its a private road, the fucking idiots. Was a car abandoned there for the first 6 years of living there cause everyone assumed it was someone elses :/.