got pulled for no tax,

steped out of the vechicle and pointed at the indate tax disk. He replied with sorry to bother you there oviously been a mistake then he said he also wanted to talk to me about my wheels protruding the arches i said the tread was coverd by the arches so its fine he said he wasent sure so i explained that beach buggys with no arch coverings are technicly illigal when it raining as it would spray over following vehicles since my tread was in the arch its legal and had gone threw the mot with no problems he then left as he couldent think of anything else to say the legality of protruding arches is so confusing i used them two when ever i got pulled seem to work fine as most of the time they have no ideat themselves...

also speeding out of petrol station as i had seen my mate drive past and wanted to catch up. blue light's, whats the rush then laddy ha ha was totaly my fault said it wouldent happen again then the arches got a talking about

various times for a check over and moan about wheels protruding

made up some wider arches and got painted, haven't been pulled since

The best one i had was with my gf just smoked a fat head the police came into the carpark and come over we still had all the shit out on the dash, they had a quick chat then pulled to the other side of the car park to smoke a fag.

And i had a cop car behind me when i was doing a 100 i pulled into the slower lane and it blasted past.

Adding being pulled for yellow headlights

Driving too Slow

And also been pulled for messing round with my hydraulics at a set of traffic lights ?!

Hahaha, Swansea by any chance?

What exactly did they tell you?

no seatbelt ( il put my hands up to that one and its £60 fine )

Guilty of this as well

Also been pulled over for going too fast in a works van, only got a talking to for that one had my licence over 5 years now and that is all I've had thus far :)

Me and some mates used to get bored so would head up to St Pauls in Bristol cos so called its rough as ass, and just cruize about watching all the hookers n drug dealers skulkin about, so we got stopped alot Drug Searchs Etc etc, didnt help we got stopped in my mates Fiesta they opened the glove box and loads of rubbers fell out didnt look good seeing as we were in a high prostition area

But other than that I've never been stopped and my first car was a Diesel 106 that was beat to shit sounded like a tractor n smoked like a beaut

I got followed for a few miles by an unmarked black BMW after speeding up into a 60 zone from 20. It was literally 10 meters before the sign, going out of a village and at about half midnight on a Thursday. They pulled me over and threatened to take my lisence as I was doing over double the limit so they couldn't even have given me points. They asked how long I'd be driving for when I replied. "a week"

They sent me on my way and told me to go home and think about what I'd done haha. Did shit me up a bit though as I'd spent all my time, money and effort on getting a polo and passing my test the week before! Would have een the most gutting thing imaginable having it all taken away that soon. Suppose I was lucky? :S

I've been pulled about 6 times in 3 years of driving.

Was pulled twice for my pressed plates, my own fault but £120 worth of fines are a bitch.

Also been pulled a couple of times to make sure the car wasnt stolen :s sometimes i reckon the coppers just get bored really.

Adding being pulled for yellow headlights

Driving too Slow

And also been pulled for messing round with my hydraulics at a set of traffic lights ?!

Hahaha, Swansea by any chance?

What exactly did they tell you?

yeeeee as a matter of fact it was in swansea!! lol

the copper couldnt find a law to "do me with so to speek" if i had been using the hydraulics whilst i was moving then he would have done me for driving without due care and attention but i was sat at sum traffic lights hitting switches . the copper was a nice guy he just laughed and said " dont use them on the road again " good times

I once got pulled by two undercovers one night,

Reason for stoppin me was................

I was proper speedin,doin about 90 in a 50.

The funnt thing was I had completley out run them cos I thought that someone was trying to bump me off, parked up, locked up and stepped away to the pavement and then they pulled up behind me....... I was relieved to see 2 coppers and not 2 hit men.

anyway the coppa said his wifes polo only did 90 tops and was intereasted to know what engine was in there.

they let me off.... Very lucky indeed :-D

normal shit.

pressed plates too wide wheels.

driving erratically. ( my excuse was my cars lowered it bouncers around)

copper had a go at me and said what if a drunken person was walking home (it was near our town center)

My stupid reply "shouldn't be in the road then"

let me off with a strong warning and kept pulling me for random shite a few weeks after. propper wrist excersise

Well, I've been driving just over seven years and I lost count of times I'd been stopped a few years back at 40. And I still have a clean license and only ever got a ticket for having pressed plates and a defect recovery for a headlight out.

Reason they pull me is always 'routine stop' but more likely is coz I drive cars that draw attention and also being young, 6' 5" with long hair and a beard makes them always think I'm drunk/on drugs/a thief.

Ho hum! :)

once. Looking too male to be driving a TT, thought it was stolen

believable tbh...

once. Looking too male to be driving a TT, thought it was stolen

believable tbh...

I totally predicted that, deleted the post just in case it caused offence though >.<

looking like a cnut

driving like a cnut

being a cnut

mainly......

i was for ever getting pulled

old 6n got pulled and told it was stupidly low if i didnt hire it and was saw agen would be crushed

mk3 polo coupe pulled for doing 33 in a 30 then that my car was parked up and they said they had seen me driveing like a fool even tho i hadnt been

old nissan micra pulled and was told it was unsafe as the back end used to skip across the road

used to get pulled in manchester all the time in my old bmw if i ever strayed out of the city centre. got too much of a babyface

never been pulled over in portsmouth though, which is nice

Driving a escort van home from great yarmouth at 4am... Got to about Diss and they came off a roundabout pulled us over before the next one.

Excuse me sir, as you're driving round a small van at this time of the morning we have reason to suspect you might be stealing diesel or copper or lead.

My boyfriend goes no problem, the backs open have a look. Oh sir please turn off your engine and get out of the car and come and look in the back with us.

Oh as you said to us Sir your vans empty. Well just let me check around your van... (Spends 5mins studying the tax disc, missing the scrubbed tyres where the trackings out).

Finding nothing to arrest us for... How much have you had to drink tonight Sir? 'Nothing I'm teetotal'

At this point they told us to go on our way....

I got pulled over in an escort van once, they asked me what I'd got in the back, I said "My best friend". The copper goes for a look, opens the back, hears a bark and promptly damn near crapped himself.

He asked me if I thought that was funny, I said his partner (who I knew) clearly did.

I'd got the dog's lead clipped to the bulkhead so he wouldn't have got him - bloody funny though.

Got pulled in my old bready for going over a level crossing, when the lights were flashing then locking up the fronts turning into the train station to see a police van, I felt like such a tit. so after them checking my tyres and not noticing it leaking all its fluids, they had a chat with me, took a statement, told me I was going to court and sent me on my way, received nothing for a month or so, then a letter came through the post. It said I was off the hook and don't do it again, then six months later I get a letter saying I'm going to court for that offence, so I rung the British Transport Police (was them who caught me. not sussex police) and I spoke to one of the officers who stopped me and managed to get them to waiver the charges, not all rozzers are bad. I am ashamed of how I used to drive and feel like I have grown up since then.

Stay safe kids.

I've never been pulled.

Your very unlikely to get pulled by the police while sitting in an engineless car in a garage making engine noises Toby

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I got pulled by a copper once. Though she wasn't on duty at the time and looked hot with her hair down.

Good thing she keeps her handcuffs in her bag too, not only good for getting arrested with! :biggrin:

On a serious note I remember one time I was on my way to the gym, got followed by an undercover all the way into the car park and as I get out he pulls me over.

Gave me a bollocking about over taking, speeding, erratic driving on the roundabout and just as I was parking up my cousin rang so got out the car with the phone to me ear. Had he called a minute before I would have been f*****!

Copper said if they were traffic police I would have been pulled ages ago. Just murmered some response about being late and pegged it!

Mostly because I'm a young lad, but they used to search the van all the time.

I think it's also because we'll be cruising at like 2am lol