(Working hand is the hand that you use... when you do stuff.)

... A focking bar code scanner... I am definetly going to die this time.

Multitool - could be interesting.

A Range Rover Evoke roof rail

cup of tea hahaha take that you zombie bastards

Ear defenders

bottle of acetone

My Bunny Suicide (Andy riley - google it) Calender!

Either a bag of coathangers or a till. Deffo got the short straw.

My Bunny Suicide (Andy riley - google it) Calender!

That is mad! You can inflict massive papercuts!

...A fairly awful-sounding 80s keyboard, probably useful for a bit of head whacking, but would probably be more effective if I tried to drive them away by playing it

Though just out of arms reach I have a recurve bow, so I'd probably use that instead :-D

My phone although working in a machine shop there's plenty of shit lying around that kill a zombie in some very interesting ways. I'm only a few feet away from a very large surface grinder for example...

A Calculator.

To multiply the killstreak of the zom...

I'm a loser :(

A Firewire card.......I'm out in round one

my guitar case with guitar in.....or laptop/phone/tv control/ pillow........lol

The key to my bosses Mercedes S63 AMG

Run those bitches down!

Edited 11 August, 201115 yr by Dazza_666

why have u a key to an s63? can i come round?

a pen

Good for close encounters i guess?

Edited 11 August, 201115 yr by B-shaw

a womans vest ? really gonna hurt something

A half fu-... A half empty bottle of water.

Fuck.

A Plastic piggy bank.

Not sure what good thats going to be...

my mums cat, whos currently meawing away cos hes a c*nt.

CAT TO THE FACE!!!!@@!!

A dinner plate with th remnants of egg, toast and plum tomatoes. cheers mummy.

A fruit bowl, at least they might eat the apples before me :p

A tv remote, bong and half a cake! My plan is to make friends with the zombies and offer a smoke and cake... who could kill you after an offer like that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Edited 11 August, 201115 yr by racer-ev

A pint glass...might take out a couple of them depending on how i use it but i'm fucked