A bootlid.

Sick.

What with the recent rioting and whatnot I had an idea for a weapon to go and get some crowd dispersal underway :biggrin: I was planning on armouring up my mk3 golf and heading down to the rioting areas to fuck some c*nts up

Using a sand blasting gun and compressor, fill the hopper with petrol instead of abrasive sand and you've got yourself an effective flame-thrower Would need lighting by hand but I'm sure a mechanism could be knocked up to light it automatically :biggrin:

Fax machine... ring for back up?

A tv remote, bong and half a cake! My plan is to make friends with the zombies and offer a smoke and cake... who could kill you after an offer like that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

... and after you run out of weed? Even you fellow humans might kill you by then.

Fax machine... ring for back up?

"To Meth Police -- Oh Hi. I send this fax because I am surround by a horde of blood thirsty Zombies and all I have is this Fax machine. It would be nice if you rush over here and share some bullets for these guys. My address follows..."

"Reply: oorghar! Braarriins?"

"Never mind."

Gluestick and Post-it Notes

Edited 12 August, 201115 yr by haz911

... and so it begins... http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/08/11/...n20091392.shtml

"A 19-year-old migrant farm worker from Mexico became the first person in the United States to ever die from a vampire bat bite"

Nintendo Entertainment System distraction FTW

i'm at work so i've got a Phone, a small tub of Wrigleys Extra, a Dancing flower (don't ask) other IT related items and a few vendor catalogues.

So, i can call for the feds, give the zombies fresh breath, distract them with a dancing flower, strangle them with keyboard and mouse cables, hit them on the head with the monitor and sell them some IT related stuff. - that should slow them down just long enough for me to run away!

Fax machine... ring for back up?

"To Meth Police -- Oh Hi. I send this fax because I am surround by a horde of blood thirsty Zombies and all I have is this Fax machine. It would be nice if you rush over here and share some bullets for these guys. My address follows..."

"Reply: oorghar! Braarriins?"

"Never mind."

exactly as i planned...

my mums pussy, whos currently meawing away cos hes a c*nt.

CAT TO THE FACE!!!!@@!!

a cup of tea and a pack of smart price digestives.

my rifle is just out of reach, hollow points ftw

My .22 is on the wall above my bed, I can reach it if I throw the tv remote at it to knock it off it's bracket. Other than that I guess I'm stuck with a rolled up porn mag.

Turntables, various bottles of alcohol, oh and a Wenger Swiss knife, think i might be alright!

Couple of 660ml beer bottles. Gooooooood projectiles

5 month old lab pup who likes to chew stuff

a safe,phone,computer,chair,speakers,2xtvs,lights,wiring loom,plate,beer bottles,cans,plastic bottles,numerous dvds shaun of the dead stylee,aftershave,cabinets,catalouges yes i have alot of random stuff in arms reach

I'm Sat in a customers Honda, so I'm assuming I use the customer Honda.. Sweet!

Well I'm stood with a loading trolly and fire extinguisher next to me, could make a rolling bomb esq device! .... If not I'm surrounded by old PC bits.... so fucked!

A Behringer Amp and a Bass Guitar haha

an 8metre tape measure, fuck with me now !

In reach a D-Cell Maglite but.....

...A fairly awful-sounding 80s keyboard, probably useful for a bit of head whacking, but would probably be more effective if I tried to drive them away by playing it

Though just out of arms reach I have a recurve bow, so I'd probably use that instead :-D

Currently within the same room a 58lb Compound Bow and about 50 arrows, 20 of which are 30" 2316's which when used from my bow means having to reset the target every end because it moves back about 6"

For those who dont do archery, a standard straw target is roughly the equivalent of 8 people (about 13 chavs (same consistency as week old zombies)).......my arrows normally stick out the other side by a good 12" and do on occasion they carry straight on through.....

In the next room my recurve and a load of big wooden arrows.

Best thing about Bows over Guns........you can retrieve your ammo and use it again.

Faster reload than a single shot rifle too :)

But unless you get the zombie in the brain with that shot your gonna have to retrieve that arrow from a zombie that is not only still mobile but also very pissed off about the big dart sticking out of its chest

Besides a bow isn't much good for rule #2, double tap.

Edited 26 November, 201114 yr by Mclovin

How does hitting a 2p sized circle at 100yds consistently sound?

Or if all else fails.....

Yep its me and a 80lb longbow.