Mate fire changes everything! what about explosive rounds? can you make shit explode?

Ummm, have done. Cant really say how in case someone without a clue tries to re-enact it and blows themselves up.

It turned a breeze block into a small pile of concrete dust.

I am probably that clueless idiot, I have a history of trying to blow shit up when drunk

I've got a A3 paper hole punch, that could hurt

Or a craft knife :/

oh and a laminator!

Death by stationary!

A 20ml syringe. I'm not sure 20ml of air is gonna be much use stopping a zombie brain.

A 20ml syringe. I'm not sure 20ml of air is gonna be much use stopping a zombie brain.

depends how quickly you can remove it, fill it with air and reinsert it before being eaten...

if you can get enough air in the right place, it'll defo do some damage!

A bull dog clip and a notepad... I don't fancy my chances!

Although I could clip the bulldog clip to the zombies ear and while he trying to get it off papercut that mofo to hell

choice of, car keys, sky remote, phone, plate or a hair brush.

i reck 3 of these may be useful.

the plate for the closes zombie

phone to communicate to friends (if alive)

keys to get the fuck out of there!

screw driver hoover and tv remotes

Bowl full of noodles.

Reading back through this it's funny how many people are on here at work, apparently working at the same time as updating us with what they could kill a zombie with

Right now I've got a load of useless shit on my desk, I don't fancy hitting them with my macbook.. could throw various bits of my drum kit at them and use the cymbal stands as whacking sticks!

My lightsabres are just out of reach

Edited 3 December, 201114 yr by VDubber23

george forman grill and a bacon butty . think I'm ggonna be more like bait smelling like a bbq

A Chapstick,£250 in 50's a lighter,a small pair of nail scissors,my bong and some really stinky weed...

I'd just cut to the chase and offer them a smoke...I'm sure me and the zombies would be fine.

Best thing about Bows over Guns........you can retrieve your ammo and use it again.

Faster reload than a single shot rifle too :)

It didn't help the native American Red Indians as history seems to tell us...Guns and Ammo ftw

an empty can of relentless... i'm fucked.

My lap top a can of red bull and a calculater!

So i think I'm truffled! but just outside my office door i have a nice selection of site machinary including diggers and dumpers!!

A copy of the sun. I could distract said zombie with page 3 models.

Alternatively a pretty large earth cable from an hst powercar or a large selection of crowbars.. win!

So i think I'm truffled! but just outside my office door i have a nice selection of site machinary including diggers and dumpers!!

Were trying to kill them not build them a house!!! Haha

i was thinking of just mowing them down lol

Edited 17 December, 201114 yr by Chris Gibson