Some times I love this show so much, just watched one with some fat drunk looking geordie who uses his ex just for sex.

Apparently when he phones her up for sex he asks her 'can I empty my sack' and he calls her his 'stretchy' because (trying to think of a polite way of putting this) her vajayjay has been turned inside out because he's hammered it

There's a mother in law on now going on about her sons misses, she claim a bloke found the girls missing dog and told her he wanted £50 to give it her back, she didn't have it so she fucked him instead, she's also given him the clap 3 times...nice girl

Anyone else have this as a guilty pleasure? You can always tell how good the contestants will be by the state of their teeth, the less teeth they have the more entertaining they are going to be

Edited 8 September, 201115 yr by Mclovin

i didnt understand the title until i read the last line or two...then i laughed

lol bigging himself up saying he boared her out

I can't stand that show, Jeremy Kyle is a fucking bellend.

Jk is a legend, he's made a career out of publicly belittling the dregs of society. he maybe a bellend, but he's my kind of bellend

Anyone else find it interesting how most of the contestants on his show have some kind of disability that prevents them from working? One fat bloke earlier had bad knees so couldn't work, although that didn't stop him banging his step daughter

Matt think you maybe viewing it all wrong, you need to watch it as a form of comedy to really get the best out of the show, only then does its true genius become apparent

Edited 8 September, 201115 yr by Mclovin

some things are manupable

i hardly watch it, but when i do it has me in stitches tbh.

He's a fucking Don in my eyes tbh, fully rips into the tards, got the lols

He certainly has got the lolz, check this one out

I watch Jeremy Kyle when i'm off work...i just can't help it

it really is all in the teeth

it really is all in the teeth

thanks....... I now have coke down me

it really is all in the teeth

thanks....... I now have coke down me

That powder is expensive shit man...watch what your doing

I think the guys a mug but its a great program.

He definitely feels a cock on the video though haha:

its usually "16 and pregnant..... for the 3rd time" and stuff. granted, i do love watching it to watch the cretins get some jip off jezza.

'good shot with the envelope' lol

he can be funny but alot of the shows are the same, and it does get borring.

my ex was on JK

my ex was on JK

I can imagine the title now... 'I used to be a man'

my ex was on JK

I can imagine the title now... 'I used to be a man'

:lol:

her 1 arm dad was beating her up

her 1 arm dad was beating her up

This shouldn't be funny.. But it is!

i didn't ask if he was pulling off his prosthetic arm and beating her with that, felt a bit harsh.....always wondered though.

it really is all in the teeth

thanks....... I now have coke down me

That powder is expensive shit man...watch what your doing

haha don't i know it

lol love this tread reminds me of such scum, the headbutt was brilliant but shame it was jeremys face :(

Apparently someone from my town was on it but I'm yet to see said episode.

Someone else from my town was also on The Apprentice with the idea of alcoholic liquorish sweets or something like that.

The crew member who supposedly shot himself on the Titanic was also from my town.

What a fantastic reputation...

Someone i grew up with was supposedly on it, but I've never seen it haha.