Why can't you hit women as a man?

Why can you slap a man in the dick and its okay but you slap a woman in the tits and its sexual harassment?

Why can/do women wear low cut tops and then get annoyed if you talk to there tits and not there face?

Why are you expect to help a woman if she is carrying something heavy?

Why is it that if a woman acts slutty towards her boss she can get what she wants. But if you perv on your staff its unacceptable?

why is it that If a women looks at you with those "I want you to jump me from behind and force me to perform depraved sex acts on you at knife point while videoing it on you iPhone" eyes, its you that can get into a lot of trouble if she then wakes from her beating full of regret at coming on to you in such a way and runs off to the police screaming rape?

Edited 13 September, 201115 yr by Mclovin

Why can't you hit women as a man?

What do you mean? I find it's acceptable. Especially under circumstances such as: Where's my chicken sammich.. Bitch.. Kapow!

Why can you slap a man in the dick and its okay but you slap a woman in the tits and its sexual harassment?

I have never slapped a man's penis. That's gay. Tit's are for fondling, not slapping. Unless you are smashing her back doors in, then slapping her tits from the side as they dangle is a fun thing to do.

Why can/do women wear low cut tops and then get annoyed if you talk to there tits and not there face?

I was shagging this slag at University, she once told me that becuase she dresses like a slut, it doesn't make her a slut. I told her an apple is an apple, and a square is a square. She didn't understand. I just put it down to the fact that women don't use logic so I put my penis in her mouth. All was well after that.

Why are you expect to help a woman if she is carrying something heavy?

I find helping is nice. for example, I take my knife and fork whilst she brings my dinner. Or I bring my bottle opener as she carries the crate of beer. You know. A little bit of give and take goes a long way.

Why is it that if a woman acts slutty towards her boss she can get what she wants. But if you perv on your staff its unacceptable?

Because men have a penis and women have vagina's.

Edited 13 September, 201115 yr by EnthusiastOwned™

^^^^ LMFAS :lol:

There is no such thing as equality.

I know there are alot of women and people from ethnic backgrounds on here but I'll try and be as PC as I can.

I feel being a white man such as myself is the single worst type of person to be when it comes to equality.

My reasons being:

Women only car insurance

'Black' music

women only fitness clubs

women only job agencies

The list goes on and on...

Such things are widely excepted but...if I was to make 'white' music I would be classed as a racist.

If I was to make a men only anything I would be described as sexist.

Its the men-women thing that annoys me the most, they want equality only when it suits them.....just shut-up, get your ass into the kitchen, make my dinner then come suck me off till I fall asleep!!

I was wondering this the other day... the thing that gets to me the most is this:

Women who say they want equal rights to men, equal pay, everything they can think of they want to be equal. YET... at the same time they still expect men to hold doors for them, and the whole ladies first bullshit along with all what heartagram listed!

Talk about double standards!

I work in a logistics company, and we have both men and women working in the stores.

The women all somehow manage to get paid slightly more than the men but...they won't drive forklifts, lift heavy boxes or do any dirty jobs. How the hell is that equal?

End of the day, if its got tits and wants something lifting, dont lie youre gonna lift it. We bring it on ourselves.

all people are equal, but some are more equal than others...

all people are equal, but some are more equal than others...

Shut up bitch. Where's my chicken sandwich?

End of the day, if its got tits and wants something lifting, dont lie youre gonna lift it. We bring it on ourselves.

Only if them tits are nice. If they are droopy, the bitch can lift it herself. Shouldn't try and carry more than you can lift!

Completely agree with kwijibo.. Only white people can be racist..

Mebe you should try using the pimp hand, the 'pimp hand' is in no way hiting a women, its just letting a hoe know to stfu and know her role! Sandwiches don't make themselves...... And that right there is a fact!!